>tfw no sex
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>tfw no sex
>>25366953
>get sucked off by a really cute guy last week
>was the best, couldn't wait to to have him alone in the house
>forget to get his number
>Hasn't responded to my emails
>>25367003
Ew. Yucky.
>>25367051
He was so cute and had long hair, and liked to cuddle
;_;
please kill me
>>25367003
You sound like Lou Perlman
>had sex once when I was 17
>lasted maybe 2 mins at the most
>havent touched a girl in 10 years
fucking kill me
>>25367078
But I'm a cute guy too.
>>25367003
I wish girls liked me
>>25367160
Na fammy, na
>>25366953
>tfw long distance relationship
>no sex for ten months of the year
At least the two other months are fucking amazing.
>>25367230
You are being kukd.
>tfw haven't had sex in over 2 weeks
this is hell
>>25367189
"Posted the 230lb manlet NEET"
>>25367283
Obligatory reply.
>>25367265
And what if I like it?
>Uni girl
>She is pretty dumb and I am pretty smart
>I tell her answears during test
>She passes
>Doesnt offer to give me a blowjob in compensation
Kill me
>>25367371
Why do something for a charge when you can get it for free?
>>25367371
Do it yourself
You just gotta believe
>>25367290
To whom are you quoting?
>>25367405
Out; get out.
>>25366953
tell me bout it dude
>>25367417
Na family, just...na
>>25366953
>tfw could've had sex multiple times with both women and men in parties
>didn't happen cause I didn't care enough
>have no regrets
you kidding me?
why not
>tfw no robot gf
pic related, not the attention whoring sluts on this board or normie its and actual robot AI to suit you since your also a robot
no cheating, no bitching, no roastie, no anxiety since you know shes not actually sentient and obeys all your commands
>tfw no robot gf
