Alright robots, post your New Years Resolutions.
Today is the last time I fap to tranny stuff. I have accepted it is gay, and is warping my sexuality. It needs to stop cold turkey. In 2016 I will never watch transexual filth again.
No fap
no drinking at home
get new job
fuck chicks
I have the exact same New Years Resolution as you anon, godspeed.
I've also vowed to go without porn as long as I can, I've only ever masturbated with porn and I feel ED is just around the corner
I will watch 100 anime.
>>25366625
I'd post my resolutions, but they're never going to happen.
>>25366780
>inb4 not with that attitude.
>>25366723
>I've also vowed to go without porn as long as I can, I've only ever masturbated with porn and I feel ED is just around the corner
I'm also doing this. Last time I lasted 2 months, and honestly when I'd fap my orgasms felt better and my erection was rock hard.
No fap
Workout
Get gf/friends
>mfw same as last year
>>25366780
>>25366625
I always make my new years resolution the exact opposite of what im trying to achieve, since i can never get them done.
This year i promised myself to be an utter failure, and to make sure there won't be a 2016. So far im doing quite well, depending on how you look at it.
>>25366861
I just don't have the imagination to go from start to finish. Once I've got myself started on porn I can finish from imagination, but I can never get started.
Any help?
-Actually start lifting again
-Adequately manage responsibilities
-Drop /pol/ (until I get happy again)
-Stop wacking it
-Get a gf again
-Get into a productive hobby
Do people seriously and unironically try to "quit fapping"?
In the midst of all the pain and misfortune in the universe, you're given this one gift that is always fun, never gets tiring, can be done for free as much as you like... and you want to get rid of it?
Getting rid of my creepy moustache and neckbeard.
>This fucking decade
>having an actually achievable new years revolution
visit my ldr boyfriend
finish this 200 word essay for dec 31st 2016
>>25366993
I don't think your'e going to make it, anon. If you want to get it done, a word a day should get you close.
Get a job
Go to school
Buy a car
Get fit
fuck bitches
i-its going to be e-e-ezy
Allow the hero to appear.
Re-watching Ping Pong has made me realize that I must become the hero.
today is my birthday
i have been living inside my studio for 5 years
i have never went into the city
i havent had a friend in 1 0 years
i live in a prison in my head
in shit ass drunk
its 2 am
im just going to walk intp the city and not stop
cya
fuck this shit
>lost some weight
>make some New healty habits
>get a New job
If I can do the following I will be unstoppable:
>limit fapping to once a week, no porn
>leave r9k and 4chan for good
That's the key to everything.
>>25366883
I just imagined times I've fucked prostitutes normally. It's easy to remember the sensations.
Learn piano and synth programs
Make shitty Electronic albums and sell on Bandcamp
Write a novel and sell it to a publisher
Get /fit/
Stop eating out so damn much and learn to cook
Basically, my end goal is to get enough money to quit my dayjob and become a NEET.
>>25367268
>leave r9k and 4chan for good
See you tomorrow, anon.
This place is a fucking trap. You never truely leave.
No fap. I told the girl I've been seeing that I plan to do this and she is ready to bone a lot to ween me off it. She's kind of a nympho though, so I'm concerned I'll just become a sex addict instead of a chronic masturbator. Considered giving up vidya as well but I know I'll fail at that. Baby steps amirite?
>Continue lifting
>Talk to more girls
>Get laid
>Buy a car
Keeping it realistic here.
I've been developing a bit of a gut recently so something needs to change there. I'm gonna stop drinking sugary drinks and maybe exercise more.
>>25367511
I want out
I WANT OUT NOW LET ME OUT GODDAMMIT
After years i finally feel confident on my new years resolution
>Lose weight (FattyAnon here)
>Start my own business
>Go back to Europe and try to start a new living there
Hope you guys have a nice 2016, 2015 was fucking depressing af
>>25367712
1. delete internet
2. delete fap folder
3. expand diet beyond tendies.
4. ?
5. profit.
>>25366625
To destroy any self respect I have for myself to ask the only girl I had sex with about 2 months ago, who still talks to me, to be my girlfriend officially.
I think she is ugly, 3/10 or 5/10 with makeup. But love her body and personality. The only thing stopping me is my retarded brain telling me I might do better and my few friends I have will laugh at me.
Help me who ever is watching, to help me get past this ridiculous self pride and just do it.
>>25367807
>tfw want to be with a 2/10 chick who was cursed with bad genetics
>tfw she has an amazing personality
>tfw I know that I won't be able to get it up with her
>>25366927
>always fun, never gets tiring
I wish I was as wide-eyed and idealistic as you are. Fapping is a chore and has ceased to be fun for me. No, I do not fap too much. Twice a week is something I consider too much. It's only enjoyable when I hold off as long as possible and I can shoot out rope after rope of cum until I cannot stand. This requires me to do no fap every month.
/fit/izen cross-posting.
Perform my first ever planche/plache push up.
Get my deadlifts back to their old max.While I'm content with these resolutions and can probably do them in half a year anyway, I'd feel awkward telling them anyone.
>>25367850
wish I had you mentality
she is throwing her self at me but I'm unsure.
If don't, I'll end up writing greet text stories in 10 years about my failed life
>>25367964
Normally my advice would try to build you up, to improve your belittled self-esteem. But you are posting on 4chan. The home of the perverts, the degenerates, the scum of society. Chances are that you're a 2/10 as well, or maybe a 5/10 with a gym membership (as an analogy to what you said). You're not special. You, like me, don't deserve a qt3.14 like the normies. We've rejected the ideas of the normies; we've rejected the notion of social responsibility. You and I are nothing, and chances are that this chick is the best that you or I will ever get. But you might have a chance with yours; she will never love a 300 lbs man. The best of luck to you, anon.
>>25367102
I feel for you, but I fear you are already too far gone
>>25367537
why would you give up vidya
I will not do extreme drugs again such as, acid, too much weed, cough syrup, adderall.
>>25368164
>extreme drugs
>cough syrup
>adderall
kek
>>25367964
3/10 is pretty bad bro but if you are on equal footing perhaps you should go for it, you might find her more attractive over time.... or not, and end up fucking her up when you break up
>lose weight
>record ep
>pass course
>sleep
>be comfy
>>25368122
Thanks anon, I needed a kick like.
Fuck new years, gonna message her now
Do school work everyday.
Workout 5 times a week.
Get a job.
Improve my diet.
Stopped giving a fuck about being a khv and just gonna improve my self.
>>25368122
an inspiring true robot post is a rare thing, well done
not him btw
>Get a driver license
>Stop drinking soda
>Lose 50 pounds
>Get straight A's
>Open a fucking bank account already and develop some level of independence from my parents
>Learn web development, programming, and graphic design
>Potentially get a remote job as a web developer
>Learn how to draw
>Read at least an hour every day
>Meditate every day
>Maintain a good standard of dental hygiene
>Start writing articles for my college's newspaper
I am completely and 100% focused on changing myself and becoming a new person. I'm tired of living like a fucking mess. I need a good life.
>>25368274
Good luck anon
You have been muted
>>25366625
>restore my squat to college days level 335x5 but with proper depth,
>transcend 5 plate deadlift
>get gf
>get into double digits of having sex only 3 :/ all one night stands
>get into graduate school
Start working out to fix my scoliosis as best I can, and work towards higher management at my job.
No fap doesn't do shit. You have quit porn. Plus fapping to the thought of railing the fuck outta my oneitis makes me cum buckets.
>get into grad school
>become much more proficient in German (read a novel length work in German)
>actually write the essay whose idea I have
>go cycling on a regular basis
And for the typical robot stuff:
>stop being a KHV
>get gf
>>25368432
>fapping to oneitis
You fucking disgust me. I bet you fap to you're waifu too.
>Fap more to strange fetish porn
>Cut contact with remaining friends
>Gain weight
>Waste more money on shit I don't need
>Spend more time on 4chan
>Lose touch with reality
>Become wizard
>>25368537
Sounds like you've got it all worked out, anon.
>Draw more, EVERYDAY and fill up a sketchbook a month
>Get into a lifting routine, no excuses
>Don't fail any classes like the dumbfuck I am
>Work on becoming /fa/
>Cultivate what little music taste I have
Get /fit/ (by normie standards at least)
Get drivers license
Make two new friends
Get gf
help
>>25367511
Why is it like this? 4chan just makes me feel terrible why the hell do I stay?
>>honestly thinking you can escape your addiction to boypussy
>>honestly thinking you will be able to live without seeing another feminine dick twitching as it gets pounded from behind
>>believing that you will survive without seeing another qt trap in a chastity cage
>>asserting that you won't start crossdressing yourself "just to see what it's like"
Quit kidding yourself.
>>25369329
Because we're the only friends that you have. The dopamine rush that you get seeing the next hilarious shitpost, or the feeling that you get connecting with another loser in this world far surpasses the fake relationships of this world. Here, things are raw and true and pure. Everything in society is fake; it's designed to make you feel happy and spend money. This is the worst place on the general internet, but it's the truest.
>>25369329
Also want to know.
Spent about six years here and my attention span has gone to complete shit.
I even forget memes or threads than make me lightly chuckle/pique my interest after a matter of literal minutes.
I was a lit major yet now I can't even read a five stanza poem without being bored shitless after the first line.
I'm incapable of even forming an opinion, let alone justifying one.
Fuck this fucking place.
-learn how to get a crush
-go from 135lbs to 150 something lbs
-read this stack of books I have
-save up money since no games are coming out next year
>>25369462
Damn, that's sad, but right. Are you saying that if I actually stop coming here and I go into life and become "happy", I'll just be deluding myself?
>>25369564
>Are you saying that if I actually stop coming here and I go into life and become "happy", I'll just be deluding myself?
No, that's the equivalent of "just bee urself." By happy, I meant "free." Here, the worst place on the general internet, the cesspool of stupidity and scum of humanity, you are truly free to think your own thoughts. There are no ads telling you what to buy; there are no politicians telling you what to believe. Everything here is raw and unfiltered. You can choose to leave here and join the circlejerk, believing that humanity has a chance and that all people deserve respect and that our society is good. But if you leave here for you own emotional well-being, remember everything that you've learned. You'll need it when the shit hits the fan in your life.
>>25369673
I feel like all I've learned is everything is shit.
>>25369462
this
bump for a redpill
>>25369749
That's all you need to know. Meaningless stuff like honor and pride don't matter. Your country doesn't care about you, your boss doesn't care about you. In 100 years, we will have nuked ourselves into oblivion. What matter is the almighty dollar. You need to focus everything on getting that almighty dollar. The dollar rules the world. Spend that money on things that make you really happy. Because when you think about it, what really matters is what gives you the greatest chemical rush. Escorts, drugs, food, are all considered vices by normies because they continue to believe that society matters and that what they do matters. Nothing you will ever do matters. So you may as well just get the almighty dollar and make yourself as happy as possible in the few remaining, meaningless years in our pathetic existence.
>>25369878
Oddly enogh I feel slightly better after hearing that. Thanks.
>>25368163
Because it's a colossal waste of time and I recognize it as an addiction at this point.
>>25370360
No problem anon. Somehow, I become far more articulate and perceptive when I've had too much to drink. This has been a learning experience for me as well as for you.
>>25366625
Protip: If you want New Years Resolutions to stick you need to start them at least two weeks in advance. That way when you eventually screw up and fall off the wagon (in OP's case when he faps to tranny porn around the 10th), you won't get discouraged and you'll keep trying
stop trying to pursue online relationships as they never amount to anything
>>25370439
good move, vidya is for fags and kids
Quit vidya
Stop abusing substances
Most importantly: Be honest. With others and myself.
>>25366625
My New Years resolution is 1080p
>>25370647
>2016
>not 4K
kill yourself
>>25366625
Nothing comes to mind, really.
I guess I'll try to stretch everyday before fapping so I can get rid of phimosis.
And I'll do pushups more often.
And I'll get a job for summer so I don't sit at my PC for 3 months straight again.
>>25370682
Usually I tell that joke irl and it rolls off the tongue better to say 1080p
>>25366625
Today everyone is posting reflections on 2015 in my Facebook newsfeed. I maintain a pretty good normie facade, most people just see me as a quiet, but eccentric dude with a bit of a drinking problem.
2015 showed me how ugly I am. At the end of 2014 I normied up and through trial and error got decent at playing silly games with tinder sluts. I did alright for myself, but if I got too drunk id turn back into the spiteful monster powered by self loathing. I was a mess and miserable.
I met a girl and had some wonderful times, but she was a disgusting sad drunk too. Once I tried to sleep through her taking an OD.
We became codependant and always got back together through it all.
One domestic violence conviction later, Im unemployed, living with my parents, working out the nuts and bolts of making my suicide look like an accident.
Happy 2016
>"Fap ok, Porn NO WAY!"
>Up my bible reading to 2x blocks of 30m instead of 1x block of 45m
>Start reading THE most important secular literary works, instead of always putting them off till I'm a better reader
>>25370770
it was a good joke desu
>>25370782
>ask mother for more tissues
>>25366625
>stop fapping to porn, just use my imagination like when I started out
>get better at cooking seeing as I'll be living alone for most of next year
>drink a lot more, and use alcohol to make social situations more bearable
>find a qt gf would be nice, but I'm trying to be realistic
