>pic related was posted by the local smash groups host
>see it and laugh, even make a comment on the post
>last weekend
>I'm getting ready for the tourney
>I grab my controller and head out to the local.
>it's about 30 minutes from home but I'm confident I can make top 15
>I get there's and there's a line to get it, weird
>I stand in line and wait for about 10 minutes
>when it's my turn to go in the guy at the door tells me I can't go in
>sniff bouncer tells me I smell bad and can't go into the venue for "health reasons"
>the guys behind me start laughing
>leave embarrassed and cry all the way home
fuck this I can never show my face there again. now everyone knows me as the "stinky bro" on the fb page
>>25366085
Why didn't you fucking shower? You deserve this, you deserve all of this.
Why didn't you just shower and wear deodorant ahead of time?
>smash is played mainly by black people
>sniff bouncer
>>25366085
>not taking a shower or wearing deodorant
good, you shouldnt be allowed anywhere you smelly fuck
>>25366085
Do people actually truly not shower?
>>25366085
It could have been so easy and painless to just take a shower. Maybe you would have even made somewhere in the top 15 like you said. You got what you deserved.
>>25366085
That's what you get you smelly fuck. Tournaments are always better when people don't have to hold their breath in when playing matches.
Next time don't be lazy and take a shower.
There is a loli hentai manga called stinky bro. The loli in it wears foreshadowing shirt that says "incest"
>>25366085
then take a shower and wear deodorant and cologne or something. but yeah that's fucked up for those guys to laugh when they're also playing a fucking kids video game competitively.
>>25366085
I feel you man, these casuals can't deal with the mind games
>>25366303
it's the poo poo pee pee life
Also, this is a really good idea for any hobby that wants to be taken seriously. Holding your community to certain basic standards is so important.
Literally all you have to do is shower daily.
Chances are you're so fat that you can't wipe properly and thusly have shitbutt.
>need to get something at local tabletop gaming store
>it's Warhammer night
>the building is full of final evolution neckbeards
>huge cloud of BO hits you in the face as you open the front door
This doesn't happen on D&D night and MtG night
Hahahahaha someone please screencap this
Post on 9gag and people will recognize him because they are probably normal fags that browse normal faggot websites
>>25366580
At my FLGS it happens for wargames and magic but not roleplaying games. I don't know about other card games.
But it's a nightmare and if I showed up more often on those days I would complain about it to the staff and ask them to do something about it.
>>25366580
>D&D and MtG
No surprises. These are for normies.
>>25366580
Those champions of Nurgle don't fuck around.
>>25366552
>shitbutt
I like this
>>25366133
No it isn't. Black people play marvel or street fighter while white people play smash.
>>25366085
autist detected. Autist level "I'm so autist I'm not even aware I stink because I never go out and never shower".
Good thing they didn't let you in, smelly moron.
>be weeaboo neckbeard
>prowling okcupid for delicious chubby fujoshis to put my penis in
>get a message from one whose profile I visited
>"we should watch some anime together!"
>she's definitely DTF
>go over to her parents house
>she's wearing a dinosaur kigurumi and looks 12 despite being 19
>we watch anime for maybe 15 minutes before she has my dick in her mouth
>She takes me down to her bedroom
>in the basement, what a shock
>the place is a goddamn disaster
>food garbage and dirty dishes everywhere, crusty panties on the floor, cat hair all over everything
>the smell is terrible but it could be worse and she's pretty cute despite living in filth
>She has bunk beds
>I get on the bottom bunk ready to get my dick sucked some more and look up
>stuck in between the mattress of the top bunk and the supporting bars underneath it are several dry, crusty, old ass chicken bones
>I close my eyes and just focus on fucking her face
>She sits up and unzips the kigurumi
>reveals her bangin thick fujo body
>as the kigu hits the floor the smell hits me
>Oh dear lord
>She smells like the floor of a public pool bathroom
>seriously it smells like this bitch bathes in ammonia and cat piss
>at this point I'm starting to feel nauseous
>I tell her she smells and ask her if she'd be willing to shower before we fuck
>She looks devestated
>She starts making excuses like "but showers are hella boring!"
>finally she goes to take a shower because she wants the dick and she won't get it otherwise
>She comes out of the shower and still fucking smells
>honestly I think she just let water run over her body and didn't actually wash herself
>say fuck it and rail her anyway
At least she was cute but goddamn
>>25367067
nah, black people love fighting games in general, which include smash
>Have no friends when at University
>Decide to attend the University videogames club to try and meet like minded people
>Go on the first day
>the room really stinks
>walk in and introduce myself
>everyone playing Halo 3 and TF2
>Goes pretty well at first
>everyone happy with me
>eventually one fat fucking whale, the only female there, pipes up
>'Hey what stinks? Is that the new guy?'
>I can visible smell her, the smell is clearly mostly her
>she is blaming me for the smell
>I try to deny, point out it smelt bad when I arrived and it must be her
>all the betas unite to defend her, I probably would have as well
>one really skinny guy with a greasy beard literally sticks his head under her armpits and says 'You smell lovely sweetness' then points and says that it must be me
>fucking fatass next to me says ''no wonder he kept using sticky grenades, he thought they were STINKY grenades and he could spread his stink''
>people laugh for some reason
>the girl laughs hard
>they ask me to leave and come back when I smell better
The worst part is that I was so desperate for friends I filmed myself destroying my copy of Wii Sports and showed them the video as a joke because 'it must have been making me sweaty'
Only had 2 more visits and got scared and left with no friends
>super stink bros
>poopachu
>pikinloo
>>25367170
Lmao what a bunch of cucks
>>25367170
tfw the only videogames i play are nintendo shit and some anime games
>>25367111
And dudes here complain about how women will do anything for Chad.
>>25367111
at least try to be original in your posts and not just rip them off r/4chan
Why are Smash 4 players so autistic?
>>25368029
When you're scraping the bottom of the weeaboo barrel, these chicks will do just about anything for a good dicking. But hey, fujoshi hambeasts are the kind of women I'm most attracted to. No idea why but it makes getting laid pretty easy.
>>25368089
>implying I've ever been on Reddit
I've posted the story before, if it got posted to reddit then I'm owed some goddamn royalties.
I have more fujoshi sex stories if anyone wants to hear them
