>woke up
>had a panini for lunch
>drank a big bottle of coke
>went to starbucks and had a milkshake and a chocolate croissant
>come back home and still hungry, can't wait for dinner
>have a big bag of Doritos and a shit ton of ham and cheese
>tfw no longer hungry
>tfw I ruined dinner
>I was looking forward to it
>last meal I could have alone until Saturday
>my family is going to watch what I eat like hawks for the next two days
>if I eat anyways I'm going to feel really sick
>goodbye 20 pieces box of mcnuggets I was going to have
>I just wish I could blow my family off and have my buggies tomorrow
>not forcing it down until you vomit
pussy
>>25366110
I won't vomit, that's the problem. I will get so stuffed I will have trouble breathing all night. It's pretty horrible, then again I love my nuggies and I have some leftover christmas cash
Where are my fat bros at? Let's have a fat feels thread
>>25365902
Thanks for reminding me that I haven't had mcnuggets in about 15 years. Will have some tomorrow for your sake, friend
>>25366364
How did you manage to go 15 years tho? I buy McDonalds whenever I have money, wich isn't often,
>>25365902
You're cool I hope you get your nuggies
>can't reach my asshole
>hemorroids itch like hell
>grab spoon, use handle to scratch dirty asshole all night
>next morning I use the same unwashed spoon for my cereal
>>25365902
Enjoy your fatness, pork.
>>25366413
Tbh I buy mcdonalds about twice a week on average but I'm always full pleb and just eat 2 or 3 cheeseburgers
>>25366488
>enjoy your fatness
How
>all I want is to be skinny to gain all the weight back again
>>25366546
i think some of the fat went to your brain bruv
>>25366587
Brains are 90% fat retard
being a huge fatass would be amazing for starting out at the gym. never having to worry about losing strength and just making all kinds of nugget fueled gains like a boss.
>>25366486
kill urself my lad
>>25366622
I'm afraid of those big machines tho, I'm terrified of breaking my back, I do like swimming tho
>>25366486
your hemorroids itch because you dont wash down there stupid pig.
Wash your anus with water and soap after taking a dump and the itchiness will go away instantly.
