who else here is tired of being a manlet ?
fuck this, i'm 5'11 and every time i go outside i feel like a fucking dwarf and women ignore me completely.
i found those shoe on interweb and i'm gonna get em
>>25364563
>5'11
>manlet
i want this meme to stop
>>25364582
don't worry, once i get these shoe i'll be 6'5
>>25364617
>5'11 + 5" = 6'5
just get a good pair of boots and youll be about 6' without looking like a metrosexual
This is what a 5 inch heel on a woman's shoe looks like. I seriously doubt you can get this with men's shoes without it being really noticable.
>>25364942
I just wear these to look tall. I lie to people tom cruise wears them too.
>>25364942
wanna bet ?
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You guys are fucking retarded. I'm 5ft9in and fine with it. "manlet" is just a state of mental insecurity caused by developing an inferiority complex taking everything you read on 4chan literally, and constantly comparing yourself to tall Chads.
Also, zero heel shoe master race
>>25364563
link please m8
>>25365700
It's not just on 4chan you dense motherfucker. This shit is universal. It's the exact same in my country.
>>25365193
Dude needed to find a shorter girl, even the fucking president of France can be humiliated if he's a manlet
>>25365700
You've never heard women honestly talk about height, have you? They talk a lot once they get drunk and their decency towards the betas disappears. They hate manlets. A LOT.
>>25365785
They might talk shit about manlets but the truth is people talk shit about everything and everyone, more so women.
Unless you have dwarfism you are fine.
>>25365860
>0-5% of any given population of woman willing to settle for real manlets
It's fine, it's not bigotry. Work will set you free!
>>25365749
they're stupidly expensive tho.
www.bugarrishoes.com
must look for other brand
I got some red wing roughneck boots and they give me an additional 4 inches.
>>25365749
www.bugarrishoes.com/?shoeID=ES_SIR_0955&offset=1&accCollectionID=&page=collectionDet&hglghtvs=on&sctp=2244
those look nice, you get an extra 2.7 inch
>>25366132
They're god damn expensive though
Do what I do - buy some cheap gel insoles, buy a pack of cards (obviously buy two of both). Use sticky tape to tape up the pack of cards so it's one solid block. Put it in a shoe, on the heel. Put the gel insole in the shoe on top of the pack of cards. Voila, you have just gained 2 inches in height.
>>25366082
I have a pair of those
You're gonna have to take those off to fuck most girls. Then they will know.
>>25366758
>>25366132 here
lol nope. Been there and done that. Take them off on the side of the bed and they are none the wiser. If you have to get up just make sure it's not at the same time as them. When I got up in the morning to leave I got my shoes on as quickly as possible.
>>25366758
by the time you take them off, they're already naked in the bed, they won't notice
>>25364563
No? Why would I? I know it's a meme but there is nothing you can do about it.
It doesn't stop me doing anything. I date girls off tinder, I lift, I'm in the military.
Get over yourselves guys.
>>25366894
how much of a manlet are you ?
>5'11
>manlet
pick one. if not, kys
I'm 6'1" and always tell people I'm 5'10"
Every manlet in the room always starting furiously dropping their spaghetti insisting I have to be like 6'3"
>>25367247
We men really are our own worst enemy.
>>25364563
Don't give a shit, you're a pathetic faggot.
Just pay 200 in cash to this chick and she'll fuck you, and it will be the time of your life. She won't give a shit about your height.
http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort/very-busty-blonde-34g-dollie-2842
I'm seeing her tomorrow. Fuck bitches, fuck escorts instead.
>>25364563
>square toed shoes
you'll still be a fucking laughing stock for being a fashion retard
>>25366426
You think $275 is expensive for dressy shoes like these?
Top fucking kek, enjoy getting shoes that fall apart in a year or two.
>>25367755
>implying these shoes will last 2 years
>>25364563
>i'm 5'11 and every time i go outside i feel like a fucking dwarf
I don't get this, I thought this was above average but I'm also short when compared to my peers. Its like everyone is getting taller and taller except me.
>>25367846
its like an investment.
istead of having to pay countless hookers to fuck you because you're a manlet that no one wants, you get girls that will fuck you willingly for free because they thing you're not a disgusting manlet.
even if those shoe lasted 6 months, it would still be worth it
>>25367614
Holy shit. Nice one for 200. Why the fuck isn't everyone here using escorts?
>>25367986
Or you could just do >>25366426
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
MANLET ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT HELL IT IS TO BE
A MEASLY 5 FOOT 3
I DONT GET DECENT PAY
ASK A GIRL OUT SHE SAY NEIGH
NO GF, STILL A KEK
MANLET CANT GET A FUCK
WANNA BE A C.E.O?
THE BOARD THEY DO SAY NO
OH WHAT HELL IT IS TO BE
A MANLET, FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25367247
anyone with a brain would be able to see through your bullshit
>>25364563
I'm 6'8" and women still ignore me. Stop complaining, faggot.
>>25364563
This is what 5'11 looks like
>>25366791
>Feels good not being a faggot manlet always afraid of being found out
>be 6'3
>tfw when I'm wearing flat shoes I still tower over everyone
>tfw when I'm wearing heels I'm fucking massive
It's truly the most glorious of feels
This is what it looks like when a 5'9 manlet tries to cosplay as darth vader
https://youtu.be/S6mBY9HDQw8
>tfw he probably spent hundreds of dollars on the costume
>tfw he looks like an absolute fucking joke while wearing it
>>25369554
>darth vader voice with a Portuguese accent
That guy looks a lot shorter than 5'9 btw
>5'11
>manlet
Try being 5'3.
>>25369554
>implying people don't look like a joke cosplaying in the first place
