NEET Captain's log December 30, 2015:
Day 364 of my 2015 vacation. My long, productive and stress free year is nearly at an end. My attention now shifts to the looming 366 days of vacation I will be taking in 2016. Nothing has been firmly decided yet, only lightly outlined plans to do whatever I feel like every single day.
Signing off...
Wagecucks are in holidays too!
>>25364348
>only lightly outlined plans to do whatever I feel like every single day.
>as long as it doesn't cost anything or involve leaving my basement
>>25364785
>He doesnt know about neetbux
:0
>>25364865
Ah yes, I forgot this was the board where all handout cucks were playing the system and earning thousands and that all wagecucks were working their dream job.
>>25364785
We got one, captain!
>>25364348
>productive
yes, please tell me about your 2015 accomplishments.
eating ramen for 5 weeks straight before getting diarrhea? taking your last shower in June? or your exotic travel to 7-eleven in october? oh so is life.
>>25364991
WE GOT ANOTHER, CAPTAIN!
ALL HANDS ON DECK!
ASS BLASTED WAGE SLAVES ARE BOARDING SHIP
>>25364348
Thisis a good log entry.
>>25364991
Someone give me the source for this goddamn picture
Cuckoo NEET's report December 30 2015
I've convinced a wageslave to take me in. I'll be eating his food, using his electricity, water and internet, and getting him to buy me things, until he realises and kicks me out.
The one good thing about this meme is it's too shitty to ever leave /r9k/
>>25364348
fuck this shit, i cant take living with my parents at 26, im going to get a job asap, i dont see how you guys do it
>>25365720
>tfw having the doujin
Here's my question. If being a NEET makes you such an enlightened and fulfilled individual, how come this board is full of nothing but shitposts?
Part time master race reporting in.
Currently on leave and loving every minute.
>>25366203
>Part time master race
>Currently on leave and loving every minute.
Enjoy your part time freedom.
>>25365825
And now I have it thanks to google image search. Get fucked.
