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Who /mischief master/ here?
2015-12-30 21:40:46 Post No. 25364343
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Who /mischief master/ here?
Anonymous
2015-12-30 21:40:46
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>be me
>want to be NEET but people have high expectations of me
>love to get high af but don't always have a good connect
>recognize this conundrum
>get highly invasive brain cancer
>go through three consecutive brain surgeries
>one of them fucks my shit up
>don't care because high on dilaudid the entire time
>get discharged with massive amounts of dilaudid, valium, muscle relaxers, etc.
>high af on the wheelchair ride out
>always make sure to get the maximum amount of refills even if I don't need them
>if anyone ever questions me I can always say "because brain cancer"
>continue to get large quantities of morphine, amphetamines, and other fun drugs
>get hugely discounted "medical marijuana" because of my condition
>smoke at least 1 oz. of flower a month (cost to me: $50)
>mfw half my body is paralyzed but at least I get to be blitzed 24/7
>mfw you pathetic autists can only dream about my sweet, sweet bennies
>mfw wagecucks have to slave away to pay for my bennies
>mfw "bennies" is a double entendre for "benefits" and "benzos"
>mfw I play vidya and masturbate all day
>mfw my doctors/friends/parents consider this to be "productive" because their expectations of me are so low now
>mfw people still call me "hero," "survivor," "warrior," and other complimentary things
>mfw I have an iron clad excuse to do whatever the fuck I want and do as many drugs as I want for the rest of my life
Get on my level, NEETcucks.
