If you're not brown you're fucked

>>25364095
>qualified

they train retards to put vegetables on bread, as long as you're don't fart uncontrollably or talk about memes during your interview you should be all right.

I was hired there once as I was turning 19 and drinking everyday, got fired for being too slow during service, ended up working at another sandwich place instead.

>>25364095
Just pretend you are qualified

good luck with it different but :

>apply to a job at a private place
>guy just introduces me and a few people there
>says congratulation you got the job no one else applied

Working at Subway is literally for cucks.

You make people with real jobs sandwiches.

remember to wear your striped sailor shirt, basque hat and twirly moustache and for gods sake pronounce it
Sahn-wish
I believe in you go geddem

>>25364579
Not every job is glorious

>>25364095
Just tell them about your charity work with local children.

Quit the first day?
Subway makes new hires do everything from sandwhich making to cleaning the store and making the bread. EVERYTHING.

Also they cut themselves on lunch rush and continue making sandwhiches while bleeding.


Get a security Job anon, easiest thing around. Pays more too.

worked in subway for a day before I got an offer from kfc where I would work with my best friend

I remember being suprised that your hand can actually tell the difference of a single gram in weight after several dozen trials.

Tell them about how much you admire sandwich artists.

>>25364095
I knew a guy who worked at subway. He ate onion sandwiches. He also ate sandwiches with peanut butter, jam and processed cheese.


Hope that helps.

Holy shit op you are fucked

I worked at subway for 11 months and now I'm happily at a fucking Burgerking.

Not even lying its that bad

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I'd rather be dead or homeless than work in food service ever again.