I used to post here regularly as a kv a couple years ago. Now I have kissed 11 girls and had sex with 5, and had a longterm gf as well.
Don't know if this interests anyone but I will stay to answer questions
I could help you faggots, possibly, you need only take the first step
i dont want to indulge your fantasy
Good thing you're finally 18 and legal to post here so you can help robots.
I also remember when I lost my virginity at 16, damn, that was so late!
>>25363530
I'm 24 and had my first kiss at 21 but ok
>>25363099
>Normalniggers
I've almost tossed my laptop across the room thanks to these threads.
>>25363099
Alright anon, I'll bite
How do I get sex without acquiring a girlfriend (excluding escorts)?
Do I reveal I'm a Virgin or lie and say no?
Did jacking to porn help you with positions when doing intercourse?
>>25363099
don't it robots not worth it unless you snatch a girl before the age of 15 by the time you become a chad that cute girl would be defiled by many other chads. if you want to improve just it out of self love not to get women.
>>25363099
how do you kiss a girl ?
do all girls like tongue ?
i have a scent fetish, is that bad ?
is 7x5 a good dick size ?
how do you avoid STD's such as herpes ? do you ask ?
>>25363099
>mfw I don't work out at all just get drunk and take ecstasy at clubs and end up getting with a girl everytime
Drugs are the answer op
>>25363977
Not Op, but you wanna flirt and be touchy before you go for a kiss, just so you know they're into you.
Don't ask if they have std's that's a turn off and they'll just lie. If you're worried about std's don't go fucking random strangers or wrap your willy.
how did you do it
got fit?
>>25363893
I'm going to assume you have friends cause if not you should get those first
Easiest way other than tinder is to drink alcohol in the presence of women. If your friends are normies have a get together and tell them to bring women. Or go to a bar or something. I'm not too sure because all my sex was from tinder except one.
Don't say you're a virgin unless they ask
>>25363977
Read the wikihow "How to kiss" article. It's pretty accurate. Your dick is bigger than mine and I always ask about STDs and wear a condom if I don't trust them yet
>>25363923
Most girls have sucked a dick but there are more virgins in college than you think. Especially asian girls
>>25364184
>Your dick is bigger than mine
would you say you sexually pleased your partners ?
>>25364162
Getting /fit/ helps with confidence but it's really not that important to girls unless you're fat. If you're fat lose weight, if you're thin then muscles are mostly just to help yourself feel good.
Regardless of how it looks on the cover, the book Models by Mark Manson is the best shit I ever read. It's not PUA even though it kinda seems like it. There are exercises in it like homework that you should actually do and it will help.
Probably most importantly do everything you can to be less ugly. Shave neckbeard, see a derm, get a normie haircut, browse r/mfa (/fa/ is not good for getting girls), lift, bleach teeth, etc. Most men are not straight up ugly, they just don't try. You have to be legit deformed tier to have your face affect getting laid as long as you put effort in. I'm not saying you're gonna land an 8 but 5-6 is in reach for almost anyone, physically.
Also, focus on making friends before you try to get a gf. Unless you're a tinder god it's so much harder to get a girl without friends. Your only options are cold approaches and bars, and I still cringe at doing either one.
Friends (social ones not DnD gamers) -> expanding social circle -> meeting girls -> possibly making one female friend -> meeting their friends -> being invited to events with girls there -> one of them will probably kiss you eventually
>>25364184
>tfw no qt Asian wife that only speaks Japanese to make love to
Life is pain
>>25363099
When will you fuck off, filthy normie scum?
>>25363987
It's short-term, though. Well, you can get girls later, this way, but only burnt out, used up trash whores no one else wants. This is because, by then, you'll be a burnt out, used up trash man whore no one else wants.
Don't let my life become yours. Don't let drugs be a crutch.
>>25364485
I'm in uni right now so when I get out I'll be making bank and still be taking drugs and getting chicks. Plus I like all girls. I don't judge like you do anon.
>>25364404
And how the fuck do I make friends faggot
>>25364546
If you're out of uni it's hard, coworkers are probably your only in. If not it's easier. Either way, read Models by Mark Manson and do what it says to do to girls, but to guys. Should work for friends
>>25364546
I should mention that every friend I have is either from the League of Legends club at my school, or I met through one of them. Clubs are good
>>25364546
I just kept the ones from my childhood and one of them introduces me to his because he went to university.
>that feel when nothing without that particular friend
Could you give some examples of how you got the sex or gf with details useful for a robot trying to learn?
For example not anything like "I just hit it off with some girl and then we had sex" like most normalfags say when I ask here. Stuff like that tells me literally nothing useful.
>>25364898
Could you ask a more specific question
