What was your first time having sex like?
Never because I'm not a lucky normie/Chad.
>>25361132
it was so good i fell asleep and then woke up to realize i jacked off so hard to Russian scat porn i passed out and my speakers were on full blast the entire night.
I lost my virginity this year to a fat chad I met on okc
he knew I was a virgin and was very considerate and tried to make it a good time
It didnt feel great and hurt a bit but it was still a pleasant time because he cared about meit was on valentines day
>>25361132
It involved the other person struggling. A lot.
>>25361187
>fat chad
Somewhat painful and terrifying. I was 16-years-old and had a online Finnish boyfriend for years. He came to visit me for a few weeks and stayed at my grandparents house with me. We ended up having sex while he whispered some Finnish shit to me.
It was hot but still incredibly painful and scary.
Horrible, has p much put me off sex
>want intimacy
>no man wants to put up with a girl who wont put out
Couldn't had an erection.
After the first 30 seconds gave up and smoke weed
>both of us high
>she ask if I want to do it anymore
>say no
>this sets me off on a long trip of loneliness
but at least I had sex 2 times right?
>>25361213
Im into fat dudes and he is extroverted and has slept around with a lot of women as well as holds high paying job
fat chad real and he wrecked me
>>25361274
sounds like you fucked your fatherfat chad = dad
very sub-par
actually pretty good
Had trouble getting erect, she was dry as a desert half the time, she was way too tight even when wet, she completely failed to ride me despite her having sex before (which means she is also bad at sex), didn't cum
It was pretty awful and I didn't bother to have sex ever again
>>25361274
Did he bleed your virgin boipussy?
>>25361331
Also she failed to blow me (teeth), and couldn't give me a decent handjob either
I very likely sucked but she was worse
>>25361132
paid a hooker
zero tits and negative ass
pussy smelled like diseased vaginal discharge
forced me to wear a condom
went limp inside her
couldn't cum
best $75 I've ever spent
My vagina was too tight to even achieve full penetration >_<
it was really awkward
>>25361227
> first time
> couldn't get erection
> second time
> fap myself erect, goes limp inside her
> third time
> no erection
I should probably just cut it off at this point. Maybe donate it to science or something.
Came in her mouth and after that i had trouble getting hard and doing her in the possy. That was a few months ago.
it was horrible and I basically ran away halfway through
she must of been so embarassed lol
I just got up and mumbled (literally) while powerdressing then bolted out went home put dettol all over my dick and balls (afraid of std) and then showered. also that burns
I'll let you know.
>>25361411
Well, I got hard the fourth time. You can do it man, just do some exercise, it really helps.
>>25361132
>fucking implying I had a first time
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25361486
>the fourth time
Jesus, then again I didn't cum until like the 30th time I had sex with my first and only gf, I stopped counting and thought it would never happen
Have sex with first girlfriend at 26 she's 22
She got me super drunk we took a bath together and fucked for an hour switching between who's on top
>tfw you didn't cum till the third fuck
>>25361409
Let me try
>>25361486
I blame the shitty condoms and no matter how many times I do it it's just not gonna happen when i have a plastic bag over my penis.
I could honestly hire as many hookers as you want and not a single one of them will allow me to do it raw.
One of them actually asked me for recent tests and she might consider it but meeeeeh.
Where the hell do you think you are?Robot sucks dicks
>>25361132
> 26yo virgin
> went to japan with friends
> go to massage place one night
> She was thai and hot as fucking hell
> terrible massage, but she gestures wether i want happy ending or not, i agree
> fist time ever being touched by a girl
> completely flaccid even when groping her perfect breasts
> she makes me come, even while flaccid.
> packed my shit and left
> still a virgin
>20yrs old
>get tall skinny gf from work
>had fingered her a couple times
>have kickback at parents large house while they're on vacation
>after we drink a while she goes into my room and pets my cat
>go into my room and make out and fuck
>missionary
>picked her up off the bed by her hips to my dick level
>no condom until a while in after edging twice
>she tells me to put one on, I do and finish after a while
>she crys and asks me if I'm going to continue seeing her
>console her and tell her I'm not hitting and quitting
She had no idea I was a virgin and she thought I was a manwhore player apparently.
mfw
>>25361132
>16 years old at a friend's house; meet his older sister's college room mate, who was visiting
>she was 5' even, c-cups, honey blonde hair, blue eyes - cute as fuck
>I was gobsmacked and she obviously knew it
>about a month later she comes to visit for Christmas break (she was from 7 states away)
>My mom is off with her newest boyfriend, I am home alone, planning to spend Christmas with my nana
>On the 23rd she was teasing me, just tell her I am a virgin
>She look honestly surprised "But you're tall, and cute, and have a deep voice?"
>Tell her I don't need the drama of a HS girl trying to figure out if I will make her more or less popular with other girls
>Christmas Eve I am sitting in my living room and the doorbell rings
>It's her
>I let her in, we talk a little, then she asked "are you really alone?"
>"Yeah"
>"Show me your bedroom"
>Go up, she said 'sit on your bed"
>I did. She giggled 'now I can actually kiss you"
>We made out for a while, then she got me undressed and stripped off.
>Fucking gorgeous
>She told me how to get into position, guided me in, and said 'I'm on the pill. Now, fuck me!"
>I last about 5 strokes and blow my load
>She giggled again, 'now that that is over'
>We laid there making out until I got hard again, then she took top. I lasted a while and she came 4 times before I blew another load.
>She walked me into the bathroom, showered with me, and said, "Never talk about this or it will never happen again"
>"OK. I won't tell anyone"
>I walk her to the door
>She told me to bend down, kissed me and said ,"Merry Christmas"
>She came for Spring Break, but I didn't get a chance to be alone with her
>She came in the Summer, had sex with me again, then told me she was engaged
>I never saw her again
>Ten years after that Christmas I looked up her address, sent her an anonymous present of a christmas ornament she liked
>Year later I got an anonymous present: the scarf she wore that night she came over
She's a school teacher in Indiana, now
>>25361579
> she makes me come, even while flaccid.
teach me your secret senpai
i lost my virginity a couple months ago to a girl I met on tinder and we've been seeing each other a couple times a week since. we're not really dating since she has 2 young kids, but only custody of one, and isn't ready for that commitment yet
i was originally gonna use a condom but she said she said she was on birth control so i didn't.
no stds or pregnancy yet, but now I'm scared.
should i start using one now? how do you even bring that up?
>>25361521
Condoms kind of suck for that. I fucked my ex gf for like 45 minutes hard and fast because I couldn't cum. And then I gave up. It really does help to be in shape though, you have to power into cumming as fast as you can and cardio makes a difference.
>>25361264
This.
More robots and idiots need to know this isn't something that's going to fix their shitty lives lol
My first sexual experience is when Life fucked me on the day I was born by making me 5'5, talent-less, and ugly
Pretty awful To be honest with you family man
It was in the back of my moms old Toyota corrola, I think a 2005, with a girl I had been texting for a little while like a few days after I broke up with my first high school girlfriend (had head from her and penetrated once but got caught
Anyway when I first started talking to her she must have been in a relationship because she was initially uninterested but we were both single at the same time
I parked literally to the side of a Walmart and knocked it down, we only had sex a few times after that, a relationship was budding there for a minute but I wasn't emotionally ready after my break up
She died in a car accident not long after we stopped talking so that's fucked
>>25361636
You should be scared.
My first girlfriend in college. Lost our virginities together.
She was fat though :/ doesn't count
>>25361643
>nu-r9k doesn't understand the complications of being a virgin anymore
What a surprise.
ALL THESE GODDAMN NORMIES WHO HAVE HAD SEX!!!! THIS IS THE POPULATION OF R(K NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>bf snuck out of state to meet me
>bf threw up before hand
>condoms are tricky
>I queefed
>no one finished
>somehow still with him a year later
>???
Totally underwhelming.
>first day of college
>this thick punk girl starts hanging around me at orientation
>turns out her apartment is right across the street from mine (this college had a whole block of apartments off-campus that they used instead of dorms) so she rides back in my car
>end up watching TV at my place
>Somehow start talking about sex, admit I'm a virgin
>She asks if I want to go to my room and change that
>lol ok
>Condom kills all feeling, takes me forever to cum, and her pussy was loose
>Wasn't particularly into her so that didn't help either
>We banged a few times over the months after that and then she dropped out and I never saw her again.
>>25361132
First time was with an escort and it was pretty good.
I'd had a few disastrous "attempts" over the years before that. A few with my first gf in school (what a disaster of a relationship that was), couldn't get it inside her for some reason so she dumped me for some nigger.
Then had a few terrible one nighters with not very attractive girls while at university. Never got to sex in any of them.
Then shagged the escort and finally did sex.
Then a few months later picked up a girl in a gay bar (lel) and I was really drunk so was pounding away for ages before I came and she got bored. But oops! The condom had slipped off so I gave her a tenner (10 GBP note to you yanks) to get the pill and left.
After that I decided I officially wasn't a virgin since I'd had sex with a normal girl. Been with a couple of girls since.
>inb4 normie
Cyborg actually. Joining the army and being surrounded by confident normies is just like being back at school, and unfortunately my aspie side has come out instead of the normie side of me I managed to portray to my friends when I was a civilian working an ordinary job.
>>25361613
HO L Y F U CK K K K K K K
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEE
ORIGINAL AS FUCCCCCCK
>>25361553
I did it raw but didn't cum, stopped because I didn't want to finish inside her, she said she was taking birth control pills, but who knows. It's a dangerous thing to do. I don't know why she let me do it. Young girls with low self steem are the way to go.
>>25361691
>>nu-r9k doesn't understand the complications of being a virgin anymore
I'm still a virgin and kiss less.
Just because you have sex once with some girl doesn't mean your sorrows and pain all go away, its a fleeting pleasure and it doesn't entertain you after a while
my first kiss and first time having sex were both on the same night, when i was 21, with a very effeminate pre-tranny, who had recently been homeless, was a failed craigslist whore, and was living with a rich foster family of sorts. i met 'em through a chatroom linked from 4chan/soc, and picked him up from his friend's house. we drove around the city, trying to find a cheap motel. finally found one, went in, talked, kissed, foreplay, couldn't get hard, sucked em off and swallowed, cuddled while watching a classic Futurama episode, went to Bojangles for breakfast, and then dropped em off.
i met up with him like a week later, met his sister, who was a math genius plus a pretty-cute suburbanite, found out this awesome hipster side of the city that i didn't even know existed, and had a pretty decent day, except for him getting yelled pejoratives to from passing cars.
last time we met up, it was late at night in winter, and he was locked out of his house. i picked him up, and since i was, and still am, living with my parents, and couldn't afford a motel room again, we stayed in my car, parked by the lake of the upscale suburbs he was staying at. i kept the battery on, playing Turn On The Bright Lights at a low volume the whole night. he was kinda sick and kinda tired, but i got a few minutes of decent head, with Stella playing in the back haha, until i tried to finger him while he was dirty. he offered to suck the finger clean, but instead i used the bottle of sterile saltwater he was using to clean his new piercing, and some napkins i had saved from some fastfood order. tried to cuddle and get some sleep the rest of the night, with the backseat down. don't remember how the morning went, but that was the last i saw of him.
Cute chick with daddy issues and anxiety problems I was hitting on online since I was 15. When I turned 19 and got a decent job, I went to see her and we had sex in our first date. Turns out she was pretty cock hungry, we went from the airport straight to an hotel. It was great. I was unexperienced of course, and when she started sucking my dick I kept telling her I was about to cum - didn't know she was going to swallow it all down and that surprised me. She was a bit clumsy in retrospective but she tried her best and it was cute. She even wanted to go on top first.
Our relationship lasted for 3 years until she cucked me with another girl. I'm still depressed as fuck.
>girl I been dating comes to my apartment
>cooking dinner
>we start to fool around a bit
>take her to the bed and we undress each other
>cant get an erection
>try for a while but not happening
>give her oral and make her cum
>go back to finish dinner
>try again later
>i manage a semi, she gets on top and sticks it inside with no condom
>hurt a lot
>go completely limp again
I was 20
>taking a girls virginity while losing mine
>both 23
>wake up in the morning knowing we'll do it today and talk for 2 hours
>shes on the pill so dont have to use a condom
>she says her hymen is gone from masturbation so I dont need to worry about that
>shes nervous as fuck and I cant really get my cock in at all
>after slowly easing it in all the way I slowly pull out to find out she was wrong and theres blood all over my dick
>gets all over the sheets and all over her
>need to get tissues to clean up
>cant find any and start tearing drawers out trying to find some as it spreads everywhere
>she gets nervous about not taking the pill right and makes me put on a condom
>cant find them at first either and start unpacking bags to get them
>go through 6 different types until I find one that fits and doesnt have something wrong with it
>I get too hot so move the bed away from the radiator
>cant see what I'm doing now so pull a table light along with the extension strip
>never get a good rhythm and are constantly changing positions and moving furniture about to try and do it on them
>keep having more and more interruptions where we need to find something we need or need to move for some reason
>this goes on for SIX HOURS
>I'm finally ready to cum
>she says I can cum on her face "like in a porn"
>would usually refuse because I know it'll be awkward but am well past caring at this stage and do it
>cock has gone completely numb and I stand over her jerking off for like 20 minutes as she mutters awkward things like "I'm sorry" as if its her fault
>finally cum on her face
>she stands up to get a tissue not realizing how watery cum is and the cum goes everywhere
>talk about it for another 2 hours
>fall asleep having done nothing all day but trying to have sex
>when I wake up it looks like we've been burgled as every piece of furniture has been dragged around, every container has been ransacked, there are tissues, condoms, various wrappers, cum and blood everywhere
>>25361867
well, except for when i ran into her at a local, kinda intentionally kitsch coffeeshop. i went there with a straight and oblivious friend, who just so happened to whisper in my ear about the tall 'marica' farther up the line. we both pretended we didn't recognize each other.
it's been two girls since then, couldn't get hard with either of them, but interesting stories in themselves, too.
excluding the first couple times I couldn't get it up, my first successful penetration was an odyssey through supernatural realms of guilt, disappointment and disgust.
like looking upon a foul giant bloody turd you've just laid.
>>25361890
I seriously hope this is true. It's too good.
>>25361937
> couldn't get hard with either of them, but interesting stories in themselves, too
go on
emphasis on the "couldn't get hard" part, if you may
>>25361890
>>cock has gone completely numb and I stand over her jerking off for like 20 minutes as she mutters awkward things like "I'm sorry" as if its her fault
The image of you jacking off over her face while she is saying "I'm sorry" is too hilarious
>>25361613
that story hit me right in the feels
does first time ALWAYS hurt the girl?
legit question
>>25362160
She said you were her first? Think again.
>>25362190
i didnt have sex with her yet
a reasonable answer would have been enough anon
>>25362203
Sorry. I guess so.
>What was your first time having sex like?
>femanons suddenly massively overrepresented
Why are you all such sluts?
>>25362160
Yes, it does. It's a good kind of pain though.
>I took her home after school and she told me dad wasnt there so I knew I was in
>shes on her period and asks ne if I want to keep going
>whynot.jpeg
>had a stolen condom from my brother because I knew zero day was approaching
>dive in the red zone
>lasted like 10 minutes, any more and I wouldve gotten caught by her dad so that was cool
>held her in my arms and stood up and tried fucking her standing up, its not as easy as it looks in porn
>"wow anon you're so tall"
That was a week before my 21st birthday. She gave me some boxer briefs as a present because the other ones were stained with blood
>>25361650
Something about this Pepe and your post has my sides in orbit
>tfw 6'4 ottermode 9" BBC virgin
>7/10 face
>no idea how to talk to people
>will die a virgin
JUST
like that thing you know
Pretty bad, I was trapped under my playpen while my dad would rattle the bars and say "Anon time to plaay~" before he'd buttrape me
I honestly don't remember. I remember everything that happened, but it's like some primal force took over and numbed all my senses. It probably had a lot to do with anxiety as well. The first time i had unprotected sex though was one of the most amazing experiences in my life.
>>25361972
sure, i'll write it out, but why that emphasis?
Really drunk
Half erect
Didn't cum
She was overweight but not American fat
No condom even though I had one
Overall I'd rate it finallylosingmyvirginity/10
>>25361852
>just because the source of your insecurity goes away doesn't mean your insecurity will go away
you're a fucking idiot
>>25362746
ayo hol up just hit dat ghetto booty gorilla ass boi
was with literal 10/10.
foreplay was great but i couldnt get it up i think i was too drunk or nervous and never came/satisfied her properly
she also said we could try going out and then she backtracked
still have feelings only for her
>tfw
Bit shit
Some girl at a bar, quite cute. Iranian. Tidiest vagina I've ever seen (even now). Actually, when I first saw it I actually stopped to exclaim that to her in a jokey manner - not autistic.
Anyway, we fucked. I had a semi. It was on my parent's living room sofa. Sorta half-came. She actually said "are you sure you've done this before?" when I was in the middle of it and kept missing her vag. Luckily I could blame it on drink.
>>25362746
You can read about how to talk to people. Then you practice on people, and then you can do it.
>Was with now ex-gf
>came back from the holidays to college
>went to her dorm, her roommate wasn't back for a day or two yet
>start making out like usual
>"anon, I think I'm ready"
>i've been ready since day 1 so I j-jam it in
>vag isn't tight, goes in with no pain or anything
>looking back she probably lied about being a virgin
>felt good at the time but after sleeping with more girls I now know it was pretty shitty
>>25363104
THE source of your insecurity comes from having low self esteem and a fuckload of unresolved emotional issues. Virginity is a symptom not a cause of these issues. Losing your virginity eliminates the insecurity of being a virgin and makes room for something else for you to be insecure about, because you didn't cure the actual illness.
I'm not saying that you're fucked, but you're fucked, unless you actually focus on fixing the real problem. Suddenly having sex with a girl doesn't seem so daunting next to the prospect of fixing your emotional issues.
>Be 18
>My highschool crush decides to take my virginity because she felt bad for being so mean to me in junior high
>We're sitting in her room smoking weed
>Starts touching me
>We get naked
>Her body isn't that great in retrospect, but I go for it anyways
>Have issues staying hard and having an orgasm
>Finally after running different fantasies through my head I cum inside her
>Was pretty satisfying desu
>Now I'm a tranny and it's way more difficult staying hard and bringing myself to orgasm
>>25363396
you one of dem 'transbian' things?
>>25361132
>Five years go.
>19 years old.
>Me and my now-wife are now living together.
>First night in our own bed.
>We kiss passionately, she goes for my dick.
>I stip her naked and stick it in, no protection.
>She's silent, breaking the hymen is harder than expected.
>She's wet as the open sea.
>I'm actually hard and can't really stop myself from jamming it in.
>Creampie her.
>She's going to the bath, comes back crying.
>It actually hurt her a lot.
>Damn, right in the feels.
By the way, I'm 6'5" and she's 5'3". I should have been a little lighter on her, but tell that to your dick ploughing through a tight and wet pussy.
>put on condom
>put my penis inside her
>moved back and forth for some time
>started to get tired holding myself up
>change positions several times
>decide I'm tired and I actually can't feel a single thing and just slow down until she realizes we were finished
Really exciting I know. It got better the more we did it. She broke up with me about a week later.
>few night ago
>chillin at a small party with this girl i like, know she like me
>drank a lot to kill the anxiety
>everyones going to bed
>she dosent have a ride home, neither do i
>end up in the same bed
>spooning, kinda feels like shes lightly grinding into me
>slowely move my fingers from her stomach to underneath her panties expecting her to tell me to stop
>she dosent, shes super wet
>first time having sex in 5 years
>could only get a half chub from all the booze
>didnt want to stay in
tieing the noose as i type.
>>25361132
Awkward, I couldn't get hard because I was nervous and ended up just watching a movie and sleeping with her. Woke up the next morning with gusto and managed to fuck her. Didn't last all that long but she at least pretended to orgasm once. We dated for a while after that so it couldn't have been all that bad.
>>25361650
You were born 5'5"? Your mother must have been rekt
>>25361132
Fucked an escort came on her face. She was a nice lady
It felt weird and awkward and went on for like 90 minutes.
>>25361331
>>25361363
How old were you when you had sex?
>be 26 years old
>spent about a year improving myself after deciding that I was tired of being a fat virgin neet
>going to gym and eating right
>got babby's first job
>moved out of mommy's house.
>literally learning social skills from a book
>learning pua to talk to girls
>go out on my own to a bar one evening to practice more social interaction with the normies
>see two girls sitting at a table both on their phones, looking bored
>not really hot, one was kinda chubby
>go and talk to them
>they seem nice
>both seem quite receptive
>some other guy comes over, seems to know the non-chub
>those two talk for a while.
>I talk to chubby girl
>end up flirting
>she playfully hits me on the chest
>go to a couple of other bars
>flirting the whole night with chubby. Lots of tension
>later in night, other girl is talking to some other guy
>decide to take chuby home
>as soon as we leave bar tension breaks and makeout intensely
>make out while sheltering in a doorway from warm summer rain
>taxi back to my place
>take clothes off
>put dong in her vag
>cock feels like rubber inside condom
>can't cum
>fuck on and off for about an hour
>fucking her feels like cardio
>at least she's apparently having fun
>eventually give up
>she thinks its her fault and asks me if I want her to leave
>say its not her and blame it on alcohol
>pillowtalk
>asking me how many other girls I've slept with and whether she was "just another one".
>playfully evade the question.
>she doesn't know that she's my first
>I'm her first one-night stand apparently
>settle down, try to sleep.
>hard to sleep with girl in bed
>wake her up with gentle sex at dawn
>STILL can't cum.
>take condom off and jerk myself while sucking her tits
>she runs fingers through my hair
>finally cum
>hits the headboard and goes all over her
>gets in her eye and she's annoyed
>laughing while cumming is new to me
>kiss and make up
>she goes home a little later
>never saw her again
Her name was Lauren.
It was nice. I was 21 and really loved the guy. Hurt a bit and was vanilla, but comfy. We cuddled all night and dated for three years.
>>25363446
Nah, I like men too and I had a boyfriend for awhile.
>>25361132
Almost when I was 14 or 15, I forgot. It was early sophmore year, I think. I have a bad memory, but I can tell you that it was nothing but foreplay for hours. Longest was 3 hours of nothing but dick sucking and pussy licking. 69 all the way. But ever since then, no gf and no sex, no intimacy. Fuck life dude. I'd rather be a non experienced sexless person than having been teased with a small feel of the waters.
It was good but I've never been anywhere close to that ever again. No gf since. Fuck this depression.
>>25363707
>loneliest of feels from such a simple post
>all these normies
rest in peace, /r9k/
>>25362429
Nasty.
I accidentally fucked a girl on her period, went insta-limp when I realized, threw up on her bed, washed my dick with bleach, couldn't get an erection for anything but shemale porn for about 2 years.
>>25363808
Having bad sex once makes you a cyborg at best
>>25363808
Fuck off to wizardchan.
This board was created for OC, not for you to wallow in self-pity.
The normies will make R9K great again.
>Peruse hooker boulevard looking for the right one
>Find the ideal one after like 20 minutes, haggle the price for a blowjob. She hops in
>shoot the shit while driving to a secluded area and listening to Drake (I really wanted to look cool)
>its cold as fuck and she's extremely greatful to be in a warm car
>park in a dark ass area. She starts blowing me. Feels bretty gud but can't cum
>few minutes go by. She offers to fuck for only 10 more bucks
>hop in backseat, she gets on me and rides reverse cowgirl. her ass is COLD AS FUCK. Play with it a bit, trying to get into the moment
>can't
>massive anxiety and guilt grips me, I pretend to cum a few minutes later so we can stop
I ended up agreeing to stop at a liqueur store before dropping her off where I found her, but I peeled off the moment she went inside
>>25363959
Was it really worth it, did it change you for the better?
>>25363835
This reminds me.
>Be in hotel room with a couple I'm friends with
>We're all fucking
>Girl is on her period so we stay away from her vagina
>Until guy decides to go for it
>She's riding him until orgasm
>Wow no bleeding or anything
>She goes to dismount him
>Looks like stab wound gushing blood
>I actually say "whoa!"
>The sheets are like a murder scene
>We all jump in the shower together and laugh about it
>Later we feel bad for hotel staff
>>25363115
This made me lol
>>25363281
I've tried books and therapy circles and tons of other shit.
I've just given up desu, and I'm only 19.
Gonna just make money, hang with my cat, and kill myself when she dies
amazing, 10/10, would do it again and again and again
the feeling of a tight teen pussy is so unreal. Life affirming, her body was my property that night, it was filthy and amazing at the same time, spent the rest of the night cuddling.
>>25364101
Only with your jizz inside it's the real deal.
>>25361613
Way to go senpai. That story's cute as fuck
>>25361613
do you know if she teaches high school? I could know her
>>25361132
I dont think OP understands the premise of r9k
>>25361274
coach mcguirk.has something to say about this.
>stumbled into girl at my 18th birthday party
>she starts kissing me
>some guy shouts "get a room!" a few minutes in
>she leads me upstairs, I'm shocked
>gets me to lie down on my bed
>starts trying to suck me off
>flaccid dick is not cooperating
>tries to put condom on me
>still flaccid, gets me to try
>condom half on
>attempt to stick it in
>can't feel a thing
>start thrusting, no idea if I'm in
>she's moaning loudly, clearly faking
>eventually stop because I'm getting tired
>we go back downstairs
>never talk to her again
I wish I'd lost it in a relationship with a girl I loved, and had an actual good experience, instead of just 'whatever I could get'. My whole life has been like that really: it's never been the good experiences that others have had, it's been a just-good-enough substitute that I've had to put up with because I was incapable of getting the real thing.
>Dating a fat, white trash girl from SC
>It's LDR, don't imagine I'll ever meet her
>She insists on visiting before we break up
>Long story but it was a fucked up relationship she wouldn't let end due to blackmail
>Finally relent, she visits
>We're laying in the same room, in different beds, and I turn off the light
>She asks, in her blubbery southern voice, "Can I masturbate?"
>I say yes, keep laying there
>End up thinking about /r9k/ and how they'd tell me to go for it
>I end up asking if I can watch, and then proceed to move over and "cuddle" her awkwardly, before fondling her, then kissing her
>Big mistake, bad hygiene
>Some how still decide to go down on her
>Terrible mistake, oh my god, terrible fucking mistake
>She sucks me off, bites me
>Oh no, oh fuck no
>Eventually fuck her and then go shower for like an hour before lying dead in my own bed
>Tell her she can't cuddle me
>Break up with her the next day, she threatens to make a scene
>End up having to date her and fuck her the rest of the time she's there
>Literally "had" to, because she initiated it constantly and didn't accept no for an answer
>She gets home, I dump her, she says I raped her
I've had casual encounters off of CL with people ten years older than me and it wasn't as bad as that shit. 0/10, couldn't eat a girl out for a long fucking time.
What the actual fuck is going on?
Just a few months ago, we were all virgin NEETs or wagecuck or students.
Now it's full of normalfags who've hooked up with girls at parties and get invited out to clubs.
The only acceptable way to be a robot non-virgin is if you paid an escort or got raped.
>>25361132
It was overrated as fuck and i couldn't help ask myself afterwards. 'Was that really it' and yes yes it was.
Fuck people for making sex sound so goddamn amazing and important especially your virginity. I fell for that bullshit and lost in such a shitty way to such a shitty person. I ended up thinking that it was because it was my first time so it sucked, but no even after getting laid repeatedly after that i can still say its overrated.
I should of waited and lost my virginity in a better way. At least that way there would only be half of the regret.
>>25361636
Single moms are the ones you should ALWAYS use protection for. If they were stupid enough to get have kid(s) they can and will easily do so again.
>>25362160
It doesn't have to if you do it right. Good luck finding someone who knows how to do it right though.
>>25362203
Ah fine I tell you how to do it. 1 She will need to orgasm at least several times during foreplay the more the better. 2 She is in control(such as taking top).
I learned this from a professional manwhore who was skilled enough to only service women. Apparently a surprisingly number of female virgin clients were a regular thing for him.
If done correctly she wont feel any pain at all and will actually greatly enjoy it. It can be shocking as shit though to see the blood and her enjoying herself too much to care/notice until after when she was shocked she bled because she didn't feel any pain at all which made her excited as fuck.
It happened at the beginning of this year with my first boyfriend and I have wonderful memories of it. Since I'm already 25 I figured it wouldn't hurt or anything but I'll still never forget how it felt when he first slid in. He was perfectly gentle and forceful.
And I'm not saying in the way that I'll be comparing everyone else to it but I'm just saying it was a great experience.
With an a escort: I couldn't get hard.
With a common women: I cum too fast.
Life's good
>>25364768
Fucking whore
You better have married him
>>25361132
I couldn't seem to figure out how to put ponos in vagunya, started crying, somehow managed to accidentally elbow her right in the eye, started crying more, finally managed to figure it out, my dick actually hurt, not at all used to vaginas and such (uncut, every thrust felt like it was yanking my foreskin), and then my mom walked in right when I came. I was 20.
>>25364832
That's the plan.
>>25364893
You better.
When you said you lost your "virginity" to him, does that also mean your oral and anal?
Ever sucked a dick before? Been eaten out? Given a handjob? Anal? Made out?
Sluts nowadays think that anything besides vaginal keeps them pure.
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>>25363697
Cute story!
>>25364935
Yes, first kiss, first oral, first handjob, first everything. No anal yet but sometimes I think he will propose it some day, Which I have no problem with. I don't really think I'm a slut since I don't plan to do it with anyone else but I felt pretty ready to lose it at my age.
>>25361132
I'm sure this has been said multiple times in this thread.
Fuck off.
>>25364650
Nice story man.
>>25365177
Aight, you're good.
Just make sure not to cheat on him with Tyrone or Chad.
>>25365233
I would never ever cheat.
>>25364650
>she says I raped her
>when she literally raped you
>>25364678
It's not like this thread is going to be representative of /r9k/.
>>25361132
>hooker
Always a bad idea. Hookers records their sessions and upload all those videos to youporn or other. Look how modern society reject brothels, pimping and street prostitution because this.
>>25365335
what do you care even if they did?
>>25365335
> Hookers records their sessions and upload all those videos to youporn
for what purpose?
I don't think anyone would be interested in watching some whore just laying on top of me while I jerk off trying to get hard and failing miserably
so far from what I've read we can all agree sex is overrated shit and there's no reason in actively chasing it
>She was allergic to latex
>Just started out with foreplay and oral
>Eventually she says she doesn't care
>"I'll take a benadryl, just fuck me"
>Fuck her
>Cover her mouth so people outside can't hear her screams, it was a hot summer day with the windows open, and a large event going on at my house because of my landlord
>She comes three or four times, squirts all over my sheets
>Tries to make me come for about an hour before giving up
>Takes the condom off, lets me fuck her raw
>Gives me all these promises about all the sex we'll have and the kinky shit we'll do
>Finally feel happy for the first time in 10 years
>Getting dressed, she bends over to kiss my cock
>"You've got a nice penis"
>She dumps me within a month because I moved to the city.
>Daily thoughts of suicide
>>25365696
WHEN I LEFT THE CITY, YOU YOU YOU
Couldn't cum, haven't cum since during sex
(male)
>>25365310
Pretty much. I had a tumblr callout post and everything.
>>25361650
"Life" didn't make you that way. It's a daily effort anon but only you can make that change.
Couldn't really get hard. But the intimacy was amazing
>>25365731
Only Drake knows these ronery winter feels.
exciting, i fucked a black highschool girl in the school bathroom
>>25362302
Nah, anon, this isn't a rule. Took two years for my girlfriend and I to have sex comfortably. She produces little in the way of lubrication. We use products that help but these sometimes dry out if sex goes on a while and that's not a good feeling for either of us.
>>25366235
>MEMORIES MADE IN THE COLDEST WINTER
>GOODBYE MY FRIEND, I WON'T EVER LOVE AGAINNNN
Yeezy did it first
>>25362265
Let me play a sad song for your lack of satisfying sex life, anon.
Only you can change that, and its not by calling everyone here "sluts."
>>25366300
>thinking he's voluntarily celibate
>>25361132
It was good but not too great.
Earlier this year when I turned 25 I went to a FKK club in Germany, and I waited around for a bit after I was in the main room because I was way too nervous to approach any of the girls, all of which were topless and some completely naked.
This hottie blonde walks up to me and asks if I want sex. I said yes and we went upstairs and negotiated.
I ended up getting super ripped off and ended up paying way too much for a blowjob and her riding me for a few minutes. I actually negotiated more but the session ends when you run out of time or when you cum, whatever comes first.
I mean yeah, it was good sex for all the ten minutes it lasted, but I negotiated a lot more (30 minutes, multiple sex positions) and I didn't get it. And there's no arguing once you've made a deal since there's security almost everywhere just out of sight.
A few hours later though I picked out another girl on my own and had fun with her the whole 30 minutes (and didn't let her get on top right away, that was a big mistake the first time). I basically consider my time with her to be my "real" first sex experience.
Going to go back to Germany again next year. I've learned to approach the girls and not let them approach you, because the ones that do are virgin-seekers to milk dry.
I'm a 26 year old male who has never had ever before.
>>25366709
It's not so speci6al
>>25361132
Tears...why is this not original?
>>25366776
If I thought it was I would have spent the money on a prostitute already.
I'm stubborn though. I don't want to have sex with a condom ever. I'll admit the humiliation of having to buy small penis condoms is part of the reason, but it's most of the reason.
I didn't have any
>>>/soc/
>>25366880
Yeah but you get to the point where fucking a hooker with a condom is better than having no sex at all. I certainly did (I'm the guy who posted above about going to an FKK club earlier this year).
It reminds me I could have had a virgin 16yo butterface gf (face was 5/10 actually) but refused because I was dumb and got rejected by the girl I loved and a qt before and wanted my first time to be very special lel.
Now I'm a 23yo virgin.
>>25367022
I guess I haven't reached that point yet.
>>25367061
I know that feel, I could've lost my v-card pretty easily to at least three girls I could name (two of which were pretty cute, like 7/10), but instead I wasted my entire high school time beta orbiting this 9/10 girl. Who naturally, of course, rejected me when I finally told her my feelings. And this was early senior year so by then those three other girls I mentioned stopped trying to get my attention, and I spent the entire rest of the year withdrawn and depressed.
>>25367074
You might not, it depends on the person, but I basically just woke up one day and decided I wanted to have sex, and months later I did (even though it was with two FKK club girls). Porn and jerking off only sustained me for so long.
>>25363959
>I ended up agreeing to stop at a liqueur store before dropping her off where I found her, but I peeled off the moment she went inside
You dick. Don't take it out on her cause you had a floppy peepee.
>>25361579
>go to japan
>fuck a thai hooker
You're doing it wrong
>>25361622
Prostate stimulation.
>>25361600
Oh shit is that the same kid as in this screencap?
>>25364650
How would you describe the smell and/or taste of such mound?
i had been dating a girl for a little while and one day while relaxing on the couch i asked her if we could go upstairs and have sex. it was both our first times. i fucked her for a bit with a condom on and i told her that i wanted to feel it no condor and she let me. i pulled out and jizzed on her pubes and from that day she became too paranoid to have sex consistently. pretty good memory TBh
pretty nice, being in good shape really helps things.
second time was incredible.
Honestly pretty shit, since it was technically rape. I just let her do what she wanted and hoped for the best. Luckily no STDs though.
Word of advice, steer clear of active warzones.
>>25361613
>I lasted a while and she came 4 times before I blew another load.
>>25361132
short
but I was muted so that, so here have some additional information:
very short
>>25367953
You have to show a lot of restraint when near, and later inside a naked woman. It's not the same as watching porn and jerking off.
It was shittttttttttttttt. couldnt feel a thing with condom. and ofc didnt come like many others here. maybe it was because she had the biggest jew nose ive ever seen, bigger than my dick probably
>>25361132
Does it count as first time if I gave up the boipussy?
>>25365335
I wouldn't care if my "sessions" were recorded, to be honest. In fact I'd probably watch them to sort-of relive the moment. It's not like they're giving out your name and address, and you'd look vague enough like every other guy that fucks a woman that you (probably) wouldn't be recognized unless someone was looking for it in the first place.
That said, at the FKK club I went to, I had to lock away all my valuables so there was no chance *I* could record anything. Not that I would, because I'd probably get caught and beat to death. Most of the regular rooms and halls have cameras and all the sex rooms have no cameras but do have microphones, to prevent people from trying to cheat the system or hurt the girls.
It was a little unnerving that some security guy was listening to me having sex two different times, but that's his job.
>be me the other month
>be kind of seeing a guy at uni who was always trying to get in my pants
>after a months time I eventually lower my defenses and go back to his for netflix and chill after a night of drinking
>end up naked in his bed, making out and blowing each other but we both had whiskey dick
>he swallowed, i didnt
I ended up calling it off shortly after because I realized I didn't really like him, and said some hypocritical stuff about wanting an emotional connection rather than just physical sex - the guilt about leading him on too made me feel shit for him. He could do better.
>>25361214
Kill yourself roaster unt
>>25361132
Holy smokes,
who knew so many robots could speak on this subject?
>>25361613
Sounds a bit too ideal to have really happened, IMO. Or it *did* happen but you added to the story.
>>25368967
It's easy because most of the stories here are lies.
And having sex doesn't necessarily mean you're not a robot, especially if you've paid for it.
>>25361719
Kill yourself you nasty fat bitch.
>>25367560
Yes, yes I can - because I can still smell it. Every once in a while, I'll catch a whiff of something similar and have actual flashbacks.
Imagine if you went to the gym, on a hot summer day, and wore a pair of socks. You work out all day, take them off, all soaked in your foot sweat and stank, and then mop up your pit sweat with them. Now, set those aside in a plastic bag some place warm for a few weeks and inhale.
That's the smell, more or less. A footy-pitty BO odor, stale and musty and rank.
>She had terrible, terrible hygiene
>Part of it was being lazy/stupid, in that she didn't brush her teeth because she forgot/didn't think it was important
>Part of it was being straight up batshit
>She bathed, often taking a shower for 1+ hour at a time or soaking in a tub for 3+ hours, but she made sure to not get her vagina wet
>No, I don't know how you take a bath without getting your vag wet
>I found this out because I had to go some place one day and she was in the shower and refused to get out, so I showered with her
>She proceeded to say she wished she could wash her genitals as easily as I washed mine
>I asked what the fuck she meant
>"I read that you shouldn't get soap or water near your vagina, so I don't"
>Turns out she hadn't washed her nasty ass vagina in 3+ years because someone on the internet said she shouldn't
>I had to explain they meant soap AND water, and that they meant "don't fucking get soap all in your vagina", not "don't get it wet like it's a gremlin"
>>25363482
The reddit in this post almost made me puke
>>25361132
The fact that this thread hasnt been locked and deleted shows how normie /r9k/ has become
>>25363940
Get aids and go back to r 4chan, dumb shit.
>>25363482
did it get easier for her afterwards?
>>25364768
Here's your reply fat bitch. I know youre fat because you are a female "virgin" at 26
>>25361132
>24. fucked a whore in Amsterdam. Didnt cum.
>first gf at 25. Went raving. Slept at hers (no sex) woke next day and had sex. Kissing turned to groping turned to handjobs and then ate her for a while before fucking her. I fucked her all afternoon and couldnt cum coz of the speed and e's in my system and loads of weed and desensitised dick from long drug wanks. In the end we stopped for a break and food. Told her it was my first time she didnt believe me as i'd been ploughing her for hours. Finally came in her when we fucked before sleep that night.
Spent 18 months doing shitloads of coke, speed, pills and weed out clubbing in London goa/prog house/techno scene followed by 8 hours of comedown sex. Pushed it experimenting too, anal was a first for us both and we hooked up with another couple and had sex in front of them.
Best year of my life. Hands down. Spent 8 years in the wilderness when it ended.
>>25361214
where u from m80
I've gone down on a girl and penetrated her a little bit.
She never made me cum though, am I a virgin still? This happened multiple times, she was a virgin herself and didn't want to lose it yet (made me feel good to know I'm unworthy)
To be honest she was hardly a virgin. She'd blown another guy before and made him cum (wouldn't make me cum though, made me feel real good to know that.).
It was overall a pretty depressing experience and it's made me reluctant to try it again.
She also said I was a horrible kisser which I was aware of since I'd only kissed one girl before her.
She said I was good at giving head though so at least there's that.
The depressing reality is robots that we are too far behind. I'm having sexual experiences in my early 20's that I should have been having when I was 14.
Catching up is next to impossible for us.
Disappointing. Sex is overrated, and normies are basically nigger animals for caring about it as much as they do.
>tfw I fell for the sex meme
>>25363115
HOL UP
WE WUZ KINGS
I miss the companionship way more than the act
Only reason why the sex was great was because we were in love with each other, it's just co-op masturbation otherwise.
Now I'm just a sperg who fucked his fat gf for a few weeks and is still a loser NEET.
>>25361132
Fun. Nothing romantic, it's exactly how I imagined fucking a friend would be like. Best part was she paid for everything.
I will put my first experience in the form of a haiku:
>"Hard to get on top,
>You're rather portly, aren't you?
>Nah, I never came."
>fat $200 hooker named Riley
>super cool and friendly
>fucked her with condom
>took it off for bj
>nut in her mouth
>hug goodbye
>never have sex again
>>25369716
Only girl I was ever with in any shape or form in hindsight was obviously using me as a rebound.
She never had full sex with me, never made me cum and after a couple of months she was clearly sick of me and realised that once she'd gotten over her real boyfriend I wasn't all that great.
Still though in those first few weeks we'd sit and talk for hours at night on the phone.
It felt so good to be wanted by somebody even though in reality she was just using me as a crutch.
She swore she wasn't and it is so obvious in hindsight that she was. But it's just so damn nice to feel wanted it just blinds you to all of that.
Then when it's over it hits you all at once and makes it even worse. The only person who ever paid any notice to me did it just so she could get over somebody else.
She never really cared. and this is the only exprience of having a girlfriend I have ever had at 22.
>>25369877
Same but 23 and full-on sex. We spent months talking days and night and we planned our future together. How we'd get an apartment and I'll get a shitty job and wouldn't mind if it meant being with her. Reality check a few weeks after we meet-up and somehow she needs to look after herself first with everything we talked about and my/our feelings thrown through the window by her. I was ready for everything but when I finally realized I wasn't "attractive" to her anymore my world just shattered. Always had long history of depression/anxiety and shit but this time something clicked. I felt numb(still do), everything seems gray and I've completely stopped to enjoy about anything.
Sorry if some shit was inappropriate but I felt like sharing.
Amazing in the moment but pretty terrible. Turns out I suck at sex. Doesn't help I'm attracted to larger ladies and my gf at the time was a twig
>>25370007
It's okay anon. I feel it too.
>>25361132
The first time, I couldn't get it up. Tried and tried, eventually gave up.
The second time, I came in 30 seconds.
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>>25370139
Stop watching porn completely.
I was off porn for over a week and relapsed a bit today. Only watched it didn't cum, really regret it but it's progress.
kicking all addictions is like that I guess. Now that I know what it's like to go back I don't want to do it again.
didn't realize there were so many chads on this board. god damn.
>>25366149
>implying any amount of effort is gonna un-JUST his ugly, talentless, manlet ridden life
s m h famaroo
>>25369067
Oh man anon, this just reinforces my dislike on eating pussy. I ate out a friend and really it was an odor not particularly disgusting but it was so fucking strong and piercing it almost made me gag.
Vaginas are pretty gross desu
>>25361890
Sounds like a great fucking memory be proud m8
>>25361132
I didn't know what it was, so it wasn't really a big deal. Pretty annoying to find out you're a de facto faggot though.
>>25361132
If you admit to ever having sex on this board you should be auto-banned. Fucking Normies GET THE FUCK OUT HOLY ShIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
regretful, it was like boring necrophilia
>>25361214
OH FUGG TIGHT VAGINA :DDDDD
I was seventeen, I had a big, 7 inch fat cock, and I doggy styled one of the "hottest" girls in my grade. She had a tiny tummy, a round bubble butt, and a pussy so tight that I could barely fit it in. Her face was perfectly round, and she had short black hair, and pale white skin like snow white. She painted her fingernails red, and her toenails were black. My mom would've loved her.
It was a -1/1000000000 moment for me, because I was a closeted homosexual. After she came, she tried jerkin me off, but it wouldn't work, so I closed my eyes, and thought about cock until I ejaculated semen on her chest.
I get nauseous even thinking about it.
First and last time I'm ever sexing a female.
>>25361867
>>25361937
this is some w.s. burroughs shit
>>25361222
>tfw want intimacy and LTR
>only party hoes dig my traits
Being 6'2 is suffering. I just want a modest loyal girl.
>>25363666
24 years old
Suffered 6 years of acne, 10 years of clinical depression, I started a part time job for the first time at 23 and a coworker hooked me up a year later
I'm 26 now and my life is totally fucked and I feel like I'm going to lose the battle against depression
>>25361132
HAHAHAHA REALLY THOUGH THIS LASS I SHAGGED, HER PUSSY WAS LIKE A PINHOLE, COULD NOT GET MY DICK IN HERE MADE ME LAUGH AND SHE GOT EMBARRASSED AND MADE SOME SHIT UP LIKE MY DICK WAS TOO SMALL. I WASNT BOTHERED, EVERY TIME SHE SAW ME SHE BLUSHED. LMAO
came too fast, same as the two other times i tried
i'm a disappointment in every possible way
FUCKING GET OUT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25361214
>tfw no finnish bf to plow me and whisper Haha benis :DDDD over and over again
I want to fuck a meme too
>>25372879
I'll do that femanon :^)
It was alright I guess, she was one of my high school's janitors. She was older though and not too attractive, different race too. The first time we went all the way was in her car, after school she pulled into the loading bay in a service lot. Got in the backseat and made out, then she blew me for a bit and took me inside. It was pretty tense, really hot and cramped and I didn't last long but she was nice about it. After that we took to doing it in maintenance, one storage room in particular. Sometimes during school but usually after.
>>25361187
I left mine behind on Valentine's Day nearly 3 years ago
>be 18
>hot guy who I know through uni drunk texts me
>hes 22
>walk with friend at 2 am through the streets so I can bang this dude
>he's too drunk to be good
>heavy, kinda painful
>he was an excellent kisser but he fingered me way too hard
>leave in the morning
>literally have a panic attack and walk home at 7:30 the next morning
>we never speak of it again
>hook up again a year and change later
His face when I got a lot better in a year
>>25361132
Depends.
First time I got my cock sucked was by a man. Couldn't cum.
First time with a chick was with some tinder whore. She was experienced but ugly and smelled like shit. It was so so.
First time with my gf was mutually uncomfortable. She was a virgin and I couldn't stick more than the head in.
It wasn't until our third time that I was able to hit the sweet spot and cum- that was a really special night for so many reasons. It's a very pleasant memory.
Should I be worried? Kissless virgin at 18
A bit weird.
Like death-grip masturbation made it easy to just like fuck the pussy hole without stopping for like 15 minutes and she is married to a normie who likely never masturbated and always blew his load in under 10 so she thought I was a natural sex god.
>>25363851
I have had sex multiple times but I still qualify as a robot according to the test.
>>25364768
Makes me have hope that my situation can improve since I am literally you 2 years ago. What did he think about your lack of experience?
i hope you all realize how lucky you are ..
>>25374081
it's not big deal to be f/w you ham
>>25374105
No idea what you're trying to say, but ok.
>>25370944
The one girl I went down on after the first was a bit "tangy", kind of like licking feet or something, but she wasn't too bad. My current GF doesn't taste like much of anything, which is the ideal.
So yeah no, I feel you. Not all pussy is equal m8 and most of it is bad.
>>25361132
I was rolling on some ecstasy.. was pretty awesome
>>25361890
This is exactly what I imagined two robots having sex would be like.
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>>25361613Too bad I can't quote everyone in this thread, but, you get the idea.
>>25374753
Whenever I see people quote this many anons I wonder how autistic they are
>>25374829
That's why I quoted a lot of them. So you know which posts you can avoid.
You're welcome, senpai.
>>25374920
Thanks senpai ur tha mvp
this board is dead
>be me, 14 years old
>start hanging out with this 17 year old whose boyfriend died like six months prior
>she's 5'4" (i was shorter than her at the time), 175~lbs, a little chubby (i liked that desu), and DD boobs, cute mousy face
>she's severely depressed and had no one to turn to, so she turned to the cute kid her best friend's little sister hung out with, for whatever reason
>every now and then, she invited me over, and we played LoZ Wind Waker, and Mario Kart, shit like that.
>once we watched a movie together, and she looked at me, and just started making out with me, nothing more came out of that
>one day at a friend's party she let me touch her boobs and she kissed me
>i was extremely beta and had social issues so this made me feel really good
>we fell asleep together, and like the next day she invited me to her house again
>i was sure she would want to have sex, so i masturbated in the shower to make sure i didn't blow in like a fucking minute (a classic maneuver)
>i come over, no one's home
>she's wearing a skirt, and a sports bra
>she takes me downstairs, takes my clothes off and tells me to fuck her from behind
>after all that preparation i cum in like 3 minutes
>she doesn't really care, she just laughed it off
like five years later we're still dating though
>>25361613
this is a good story
>>25361132
expensive.
I had sex with my oneitis gf at 17. Took all my willpower to not cum within minutes and was able to last close to an hour. It felt great, way better than masturbating. No condom cause she was on birth control too
>>25361132
16 years old, rode my bike to my gfs house at 2 in the morning on halloween. She let me in the back sliding door while her mom was asleep downstairs. We fucked twice that night. The first time was to get all the nerves out of the way, the second time I plowed her like a goddamn savage.
