>he doesn't finger his asshole with soap in the shower to get it clean
Any slobs here not actually clean their bootyhole?
>>25360859
i do,it's only proper. half of it is wiping your ass correctly though. i clean every inch of my body
>>25360859
1. How do you rinse the soap out
2. How far up does the finger go?
It seems like a bidet or enema is a lot more reasonable.
>>25360917
At least to the second knuckle
Tried it once, don't. Stings like a motherfucker and I only got my finger like 3 cm in there. If the outside is clean enough to not leave any shitstains in your underwear, you're good to go.
>>25360957
No, that is not acceptable. You are one of those guys who walk by and leave behind a wafting of shit-stink. Just because you can't smell it doesn't mean it isn't there
>>25360859
Not sure putting chemicals inside your rectum is a good idea.
>>25360917
Only in to the second sphincter. Yes, you have two. Any farther than that and the soap will irritate mucus membranes. I rinse the outside with my detachable showerhead, which is also great for masturbation.
I use a really gentle soap on my asshole and kitty. Otherwise it gets irritated.
Honestly I can't believe that there are people who don't wash their butthole. Maybe I'm just a clean freak.
>>25360859
I'm afraid I'm gonna like it
I dont think you want soap IN your anus.
>>25361206
of course you will like it, that's half the fun
Man now I'm worried my ass smells like ass.
>>25361201
>no detachable head at home
>>25361206
It doesn't feel pleasurable unless you're already turned on. If you're just cleaning it's not sexy.
>>25361253
if you don't clean that bootyhole, it definitely does smell, boyo
>tfw pretty pink boypussy
Feels good
>>25361315
let us inspect it, anon
>>25361340
I think you'll find everything to be in order
>>25361307
I haven't showered yet today, but when I did last night I mean... I used soap on the outside.
More alarmingly is that I pooped this morning. Do you need to shower every time after you poop?
>>25361253
Keep a plastic cup in your shower, bend over and pour water down your crack. Done.
You can also use the cup to do a vinegar rinse, it makes your hair shiny as hell.
>>25361051
Never have I ever left a wafting stink of shit. Honestly you don't have to finger yourself with soap to get rid of it. Imagine your father fingering you as a child trying to keep you smelling dandy.
Enjoy anus cancer.
>>25361367
use a babywipe or something to clean that pooper after shits, but don't flush it down the toilet like a nig would do
>>25361437
there are flushable baby wipes.
>>25361359
top butthole, familia
>>25361359
9/10 would eat like groceries.
How do you get it so pink? I looked at mine in the mirror once and it was purple. I'm not joking.
>>25361534
I'm pretty sure I got butt OCD
I keep it spotless, shower every day, and I got a healthy diet. It probably helps that my skin is so pale.
Having a clean arsehole is simple and easy.
>use wetwipes after poopoo
>everytime you shower remove the head, squat over it and spray your anus full blast
>consider using shower head after very sloppy poopoos
Easy peasy.
>tfw hairy jungle butthole
>>25361883
trim that booty anon
>>25361883
Just shave it? It's not that hard, I've been doing it since middle school and I've only nicked my bumhole one time.
Or pay $60 for a Brazilian wax. But then you have to show your bits to a stranger.
I really want a Korean or Japanese boyfriend. East Asian boys are so delicately beautiful.
Would anyone happen to know why my dick skin is so wet and sticky after showers? When I use shampoo it's aweful and with just water only a little less so I have no idea how to get my crotch smooth and clean.
>>25361458
they arent reallly flushable
its amrheting gimick
>almost 2016
>not fucking your ass with a squirting dildo full of soap and water
>thinking its "clean" when you havent even scrubbed the inside
fucking disgusting degenerates in this thread
>>25362321
what is the best dildo to use for this purpose, senpai?
>>25361458
my family has been using them for years without issue, and I don't want my bathroom trash to be filled with shitty rags, so I think I'm going to trust my instinct on this one.
>>25361359
view from the front, sir
>>25361201
>this relentless autism
just the other evening i fucked a girl i have been friends with for many years. she is quite a slut and a great deal of fun to be around. i fingered her asshole while she was on top and my finger smelt like ass afterwards. it was hot. she obviously had not cleaned her ass to the standards that you seem to require. i enjoyed it all the more because it was 'dirty'; not sanitized, anemic and pristine like you seem to think your asshole should be
>>25361166
Yeah, this worries me.
>>25362321
>>fucking up the natural ph of your rectum
Do not put soap in your asshole you illiterate idiot.
>>25360859
Can we stop for a minute and appreciate how perfect this pussy looks?
Jesus, it's flawless.
Hey I do that too.
And normies say neets are filthy.
I'm not the one sweating all day on work and walking around the house with shoes on.
>>25360859
dude do NOT put everyday soap in your rectum. you need a very organic soap with zero parabens or fragrances. you're essentially doing what i would do if i were trying to get rectal cancer.
>>25361359
goddammit, why does just looking at this make my dick stir...
you're not even gay, are you?
>>25360859
Enjoy your tapeworms
Due to a radioactive mishap (dad worked on radar in the airforce), I was born with a silk gland that wraps my feces in silk while I shit. I never even have to wipe.
>>25364660
Could you harvest your own silk and spin it to make your own clothes?inb4 you cum silk and you harvest it by fapping
>>25360859
gotta squat, push and then wash, oly then will you be clean
