[ ] feed the NEET
[ ] love the NEET
[x] kill the NEET
[ ] eat the NEET
[x] pat the NEET
[x] rape the NEET
[x] hug the NEET
>>25360642
I want to pat all the NEETs
[x] stab the NEET
If only these threads weren't gay and violent.
[x] end the NEET
>>25360600
[x] sexually enslave the female NEET
>>25360943
>female NEET
[x] take the femaneet on a dinner date and watch a movie back at my place
>>25361005
> girls are gross and you are creepy
I don't care, I just want to give someone pleasure to bring meaning to my existence.
>>25361036
Wut? I just meant it was redundant to say female NEET, could've had just said "sexually enslave a female" since they're all money grubbing whores with no real worth.
[ x] be the NEET
Mad, wageslave?tick tock
>>25361074
Anon, girls are wonderful and sensitive creatures. -_-
[x] cuddle with the NEET
[x] feed the neet eggs
>>25361085
>>25361110
>>25361131
>>25361140
[x]damage control the neet
[X] bully the neet
[X] take SSRI away
[X] force the neet outside and don't let him in until he spent his 6 daily hours outside
>>25361191
If you force me outside or bully me I'm going to force my dick into your butt.
>>25361228
[X] punish the neet for miss behaving by taking the internet away for a whole day
[] hate the NEET
[] burn the NEET
[] crush the NEET
[] electrocute the NEET
[] abandon the NEET
[] forget the NEET
[x] wash the NEET
[x] cook for the NEET
>>25361191
>implying you can actually do any of those things
Stay assmad, wagie
This isn't frenchie !
[x] feed the NEET to your colossal strong pregnant wife, digesting it and turning it into your qt daughter, thereby freeing the NEET from its miserable form and allowing it to assume its natural form as the little girl.
T-this is autistic.
>>25361272
[X] delete all the neets rare pepes
[X] FORCE THE NEET TO GO TO A JOB INTERVIEW
I want to be somebody's neet desu
>>25361323
[X] calls the neets old friends and highschool chrush and ask them to tell him to stop being a neet
>>25361309
>backed up on external HD
>would just fuck up interview and stay on neetbux :)
>>25361413
[X] charge neet rent
[X] charge neet for daily internet usage
Then neet can't afford both rent and internet every day
[x] be ashamed of the NEET
[x] put the NEET in the basement
[x] have a new years eve party without the NEET
[x] let guests constantly use the only bathroom so the NEET can't
[x] let the NEET out when everyone leaves
[x] remind the NEET he's been worthless for another year
[x] feed the NEET cold leftovers
>>25361228
[X] Force NEET to fill out applications
[X] Have NEET interview for jobs
[X] take away the neets clothes
[X] starve the neet
[X] force the neet to eat from the floor like a dog
[x] murder the NEET's parents
[x] burn the NEET's house
[x] cause the NEET's face to become burn scars
[x] frame the NEET
[x] visit the NEET in prison
[x] be the only one who will ever look the NEET in the eye since
[x] giggle at the NEET while doing so
[] visit the NEET again
[x] torture the NEET
[x] slice open the NEET
[x] throw the NEET's organs into a piranha tank
If this isn't proof of a vast normie conspiracy against us I don't know what is.
The next punitive expedition can't come soon enough.
[x] tie the NEET down into his chair
[x] pour gasoline all over the NEET
[x] give the NEET a gun and either make the NEET kill himself or else you will light him up
Tu deviens de plus en plus flippant cheri.
>>25361124
>wonderful and sensitive creatures
>girls
pick one
oh wait! this is your first visit on r9k, right?
welcome then! and don't forget to close the door on your way out
>implying you sick fucks can even find me
>>25362550
[x] get shot by the NEET
>>25360600
gab that 2 me mug m8 not online c wot appins
>>25362591
Come on I'm waiting for the knock on the door.
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>>25361292
Yup.
>>25362553C'est pas moi, mes threads sont devenus des memes !
>>25363239
You should come on steam you little bitch I have to tell you stuff
>>25363253
You could kill me and cook me and serve me to your guests on little toasts with some olive pesto and champagne.
>>25364254
I didn't fucking ask you to go on, I told you. Now come on before I block and delete you.and don't worry I'll leave you cut open and toasted in the middle of my dinner table for the guests to pick at and slowly dissect you open and eviscerate you while you're still alive and breathing
>>25360600
Feed and love come first, r-right?
