>jack off to gay porn sometimes
>vehemently attack any kind of homo or trap/curious guy on r9k
gtfo you degenerate faggot
>>25359507
That's just being retarded m8
>>25359507
>viciously attack anyone who owns an iPhone
>think they're good phones and if they're worth the money to you that's ok
>>25359507
>not gay
>keep bondage of all ages and genders.
just fap to trap if youre concerned about being homophobic at least then, its not gay.
>beat off exclusively to tranny/trap/CD porn
>think all trannies are mentally ill faggots that should commit suicide
>At Mom's House
>Wake up to some nigger drilling in the bathroom at 8am
>Tummy Rumbly from all the shitty food i've been eating
>The plumber leaves, goes to get parts from the store or some shit
>Sneak into bathroom
>Water's been turned off
>Take a massive diarrhea shit in the toilet, can't flush because the tank's already been flushed once
>Close the lid, go back to bed
>Plumber comes back, and is working on the shower a foot away from my diarrhea
>3 hours go by
>He opens the lid to take a piss
>WHAT THE FUCK
>He runs downstairs and turns the water back on and flushes it
>MFW minwage cuck has to flush my tendie shits
>make fun of wageslaves
>actually hate being a fat worthless NEET
>>25359507
>tell people to have a merry Christmas
>don't have one myself.
>>25361031
I know this feel.
But now I'm a wagey, and I just hate everyone :)
>>25359507
>go to gay club
>pick up a guy
>take him home
>let him fuck me in the ass
>tell him to call me
>he calls and I don't pick up
>mfw joke's on him, I'm not even gay
>>25359574
>all ages and genders
This makes me very uncomfortable
>>25359507
>reply buthurtt to wage slaves threads
>love my job and feel sad that I was forced to take a 2 week vacation
>>25361031
Nice try wagekek, you're not fooling anyone
>co-worker tells you "Have a happy new year!"
>don't.
>>25361099
>do exactly the same thing
>except I answer the phone and say "no homo, right?"
>act like a real edgy teen, into gore/rekt and insensitive irl
>act like a liberal leftist tumblrina on normiebook to the normies that try to embrace my style