>tfw attractive
>6'3
>152 lbs
>white :)
>men fear me, women crave me
>when women think I'm not looking they adjust their hair or clothing bcuz their primal instinct to fuck an alpha such as myself kicks them in the vagina
>tfw smooth velvet voice
>nice skin, nice haircut
>tfw ppl do anything I ask of them and want to be liked by me
>tfw there's actually really ugly small fatty troll lookin ppl on this board right now and have never felt a vagina
>tfw I've experienced hot virgin teen pussy in highschool and teenage love
>mfw I can prolly fuck it mom or my friends moms if I wanted too
>tfw I can prolly fuck who I ever want
>tfw friends sister wanna fuck me
>tfw I make a mistake or cause an accident people don't care and think what I did was cute
>mfw I can do stupid spergy shit like u guys and it only makes me cuter
Fuck your mom* I'd never fuck it mom
this low hanging fruit b8 has been done to death, buddy boy
saged and hidden
>>25358938
It's not bait "buddy boy" its just me rubbing dirt in the wound faggit
>>25358838
No one fears a man who only weighs a buck 50, pantywaist.
> tfw [...]
> Doesn't post a face
Stopped reading there, saged and reported.
>6'3 152
>fear
top kek, you would be blown over by a strong gust of wind
>>25358838
I have money. Girls will choose me every time. How does it feel to be a poorfag?
>>25359015
Yeah sure and this pic isn't related
>OH WAIT
>it is
Same here desu
I wish life was a little more challenging. It's too easy being loved by everyone.
I think people here are kinda lucky that everyone hates them, cause there's that pushback + desire for self improvement
>>25358838
>6'3 152 lbs
>men fear me
>>25358838
you are a stickman
>6'5
>light skin black dude
>robots think I'm white, asian or hispanic in photos
Life is pretty easy, just wish I got into basketball sooner I feel like I could have at least played in college and maybe the NBA, now I'm into the sport but I'm 21 and haven't played since middle school
>>25358838
>6'3
>152 lbs
>men fear me
Well, skeletons are pretty spooky.
>>25358838
>6'3
>152
Even with 20 hours of exercise a week you'd still go down to a light breeze
>>25358838
>>152 lbs
That'sspookyanon
>>25358838
>6'3
>152 lbs
this is where your bait became questionable, OP
>tfw attractive
>6'3
>180 lbs
>white
>highly intelligent
but
>freakishly deep voice with a lisp
>social retard
>likely the laziest person alive
Well, I'm halfway there, OP...
>>25360510
/thread/
are dead