>be failure of the family
>be NEET kv hs dropout at 22, parents hope I will get a GED this year and go to univ, typical supportive parents
>everyone else is PhDs, engineers, doctors and god knows what
>cleaning lady who used to work at our house a couple of years ago comes to visit us
>her son (2 years younger than me) has been selected for a top university and wants our opinion if they should get a loan and go for it or go to 2nd to top univ because lower tuition fee
>mfw even this guy's taco genes can clear highschool with top grades, but I can't because severe brain fog
>take 3-4 reads of a sentence to understand the meaning
How many failures of the family here?
I bet you post on /pol/.
>>25358319
>taco genes
lel
I'm your age, already started and dropped out of a degree
>>25358346
I'm not racist, you can belong to any race and I won't care, the taco part was just there because Mexican people generally have lower performance in schools, than other races, so I was making a joke on it
>>25358319
University isnt for everyone mate. Just do what you like and your parents will be proud.
Become a carpenter or something
>>25358319
You're 22 and never got your GED? What the fuck are you doing? How much fucking weed do you smoke to not be able to fucking read a sentence? Like jesus dude, you're fucking pathetic.
>>25358378
No one said you were, autist
here tbqh
i have excuses though
>single mother
>undiagnosed SAD from early puberty onwards
>her reaction alternated between 'grow up you're just being a baby' and 'here my friend said this homoeopathic remedy will help'
>lived in the back end of nowhere, no opportunity to socialise outside of school
>every year fuck up winter exams, attendance drops, feel shit all the time
>happens again first year of sixth form
>get kicked out
>happens again when i tried college instead
>get kicked out
>mother gets sick of my shit and says i can't live there any more
>dad takes me in
>november/december rolls around
>immediately noticed shit's not right
>specialist private psyche appointment within a week
>diagnosed immediately
>have meds, light box, counselling
>proceed to hold down job for 4 years (shit job with low pay but lolnoqualifications)
>now considering doing a polisci/economics course with open university
cheers dad but why did you fuck off and not call for nearly a decade we could've avoided this
It's hard being the failure of the family when your parents still haven't accepted it
the fuckers still believe in me and it's painful
Nope, my stock rose quickly
>drop out of high school at 16 get my GED
>go to community college and transfer to an out of state university
During the period after I dropped out and prior to having gotten a job for the first time I was looked down upon whereas my cousin who was born six days prior to myself was the crown jewel since my sister had dropped out of college and was living with a boyfriend (conservative family)
Then
>meet nice christian girl, genuinely first girlfriend my family has ever liked and they love her
>go to a top university outside of state and become mostly financially independent
>cousin who was born six days before me moves back in with my family under the condition she'll go back to school
>works multiple jobs to pay for her car note and on the verge of being kicked out due to my aunt's frustration with her
As long as I finish school, marry this chick, and remain financially independent I'll remain the family favorite by far. My Grandmother's room is literally decorated with photos of myself and my girlfriend, the only person who has just as many photos in her home? Her dead son.
>Tfw pride of the family
Still a loser, just a low tier one in comparison
>>25358319
>be "le fat computer nerd xD" growing up
>program stuff
>sort of decide develop games for a living
>bro is Chad
>says "Oh that looks neat I think I'll do that too"
>goes into game development
>gets post-grad degree
>he's now teaching game development at university and managing a team of 100 people at a AAA company
>i haven't graduated from college and work at a service job
Yeah I'm a failure, or "blank slate" as my dad says.
>20
>never had a job
>didn't do grade 11
Siblings are doing well, while I pussy out of life because of stress and depression
>>25358595
Be happy for your brother. Maybe he becomes billionaire and pays for your Neetbucks after parents are gone one day...
stop eating gluten
it took me hours to do math homework
in university
as a math major
>tfw spend days worrying Bout going to family parties
>tfw everybody makes excuses for me and desperately looks for reasons why Im not a failure
>>25358405
Chill the fuck out.
>>25358961
Are you me? I dread going to family events and rarely ever attend them, when I do go its just people getting drunk and "having a laugh" which I can't into.
Drinking gives me headaches and makes me feel sick very quickly.
whuzzup homie
failure squad in the house
>little brother looked up to me when we were kids
>now he's chad, having the "college experience"
my dad kept telling me to have
>i'm working a dead-end job
i don't even want to change
i don't care
>>25358961
>tfw having conversation with that one uncle who's ridiculously frank and tells you you fucked up bad
>>25358392
To be fair, he could have a mental illness
>>25358319
Me and all of my siblings are failures to varying degrees.
My dad is the only one who isn't a failure, but he's a fucking prick, so he gets little respect for his accomplishments.
I'm a 28 year old virgin with a crappy retail job.
My younger brother is a failed normie that works at pizza hut.
My sister has married two fat ugly losers just for the sake of having kids. She's a whale too.
My older brother is an alcoholic who works off and on and has pretty much isolated himself from the rest of the family(better off desu)
My mom lived off of my dad's money and has no real skills or valuable qualities other than kind of being able to cook.
I'm a failure, but I'm surrounded by other failures, so it's not so bad.
