>want to die
>join army
>two deployment, towelheads are so bad at everything, not even a purple heart.
I want off the ride, but I can't an hero, why is Isis such
Scrubs.
you can always join the siryan rebels or something, they seem to be doing shit. Peshmerga are also getting stomped.
>>25358091
You're actually a gladiator in a Quake 3-style scenario and we retroactively fix your memories each time you die or get fatally wounded. I'm telling you this just because it's usually more fun to watch after the second or third season that way.
>>25358091
that picture fucking killed me
>>25358091
eh what army are you in that is actually fighting ISIS right now? I don't know shit