Why haven't you got yourself a practice girl yet robots?
By that, I mean a fat girl that you're not all that attracted to, but can provide a little introduction on how relationships work and how to have one, and sex practice
They have low self-esteem, they'll do whatever you want and treat you like a king
>>25357864
I practiced enough with my dreams.
>>25357864
She's pretty. Cool septum ring too. But ya she's a big'un.
lol ive been practicing on girls since middle school, always been kind of a player, I just can't settel down that's the problem, too much to worry and stress
>practice girl
This is just step on of accepting your fate of having a landwhale gf.
>>25357864
omg im destined to be a practice girl :'(
>>25357907
get the fuck to /soc/ and /b/ faggot, eat shit and die
>tfw too ugly to get a fat girl
I've tried going for obese, not fat, but 300+ pound obese girls and I still got rejected for "not being attractive enough". I did myself a favor and dropped out of the game. At least I'll save a lot of money.
that girl in your pic would get a chad bf
a practice girl is more like this
>>25357926
i kind of agree but thats the only fatty i had on my laptop
yeah basically that size but with a less pretty face
>The bull ring could go
You fool. You never fell in love have you? You believe that feelings can be switch on or off?
NO. They last for a long time, and worse is that they affect each person differently. One person hides it well, the next may drink until they are in rehab. And what about the fat qt3.14 girl? Does she not deserve love from a man who loves her just as much or more?
>caring about the leftovers is what being a needy guy is all about
>just shoot me now
>>25357926
>tfw fatter than her
H-Hit me up on OKCupid r9k I'll be your practice girl
>>25358081
I want a fembot to be my practice gf. Location?
>>25358081
Whats your profile bby?
>>25357864
>Beccabae
you have pretty good taste in fat chicks anon
>>25358081
Is it really easier accepting that nobody will stay with you than just going for a walk once a day?
jesus
>>25358104
>>25358099
Your local 'look through okcupid I'm sorry I can't give profile I'm scared'.
>>25358121
If I go outside people will look at me. I'm trying though. I have anexercise bike.
One day I'll be TOO good for r9k. Or I'll just give myself after I turn 25.
>>25358237
Or I'll just kill myself after I turn 25.* I'm a retard ignore me.
>>25358237
>implying you could ever be good enough for me
You're retarded. Nobody wants a practice gf with an ego.
This is insane, fembots have gotten so bad that they are no longer basing their value off their orbiters' compliments, but off their "future" theoretical possible value. You're never going to lose that weight, so don't act as if you have value. You're a fat bitch.
>>25358237
What exactly do you mean by local?
Can you at least hint your city?
>>25358237
>One day I'll be TOO good for r9k
This is what every woman believes, even 1/10s. That's why we're alone.
Women always want Chad. Sometimes they'll settle with a beta temporarily or for marriage but the beta will still be getting cucked in secret.
Why do women have no loyalty?
>>25357922
try those hippos that can't leave their bed cuz they're so fat
>>25358336
because humans in general don't have any loyalty. everyone has his price. If you got as much attention as attractive women do, you'd be the same.
>>25358237
>One day I'll be TOO good for r9k. Or I'll just give myself after I turn 25.
This shit just writes itself. /r9k/ has always been right about women. Normies are just too scared to accept the truth.
>>25357864
>implying "practice girls" don't just want Chad
You must be new here.
>>25358336
>they'll settle with a beta temporarily or for marriage
Hey man, I said I'll be too good for r9k. My standards will be 'a job'. Too high for r9k to fulfill.
But marriage is sacred nigga.
>>25358408
sure they want chad, every girl wants chad but these girls are more likely to settle for you
>>25358447
>too good for r9k
>'a job'
I make $150k but I can't get a gf because I lack basic social skills. Don't assume everyone here is NEET just because they are a robot.
>>25358447
Cut the shit, what's your OKcupid??!?!
>>25358500
fuck off faggot nobody makes a lot of money without networking skills aka normiehood or you already had a boost from rich family
kill yourself
>>25358447
you're ridiculous, femanon
>>25358500
>passed a job interview
>"no social skills"
not a robot you fuck
>>25358500
>I lack basic social skills.
people with social skils dont get 150k jobs, you lying shitlord.
>>25357864
fat chicks are fucking nuts. also, forget it if you're into chubsters but have a weight limit because they balloon once they hook onto a relationship.
>>25357918
go kill yourself you fat cunt
>>25357864
>Why haven't you got yourself a practice girl yet robots?
Because I'd fall in love with anybody who I was intimate with.
>>25357864
>risking falling in love with a fatty cause you are so lonely it could happen
NOT EVEN ONCE
>>25358630
i think it would be better to feel love from a fatty than be completely isolated
>>25358537
>>25358564
I'm a coder, a job that actually benefits from my extremely autistic personality. I can't hold normal conversations and I don't enjoy going out; I'm just good at what I do and came highly recommended from my colleagues. Literally everyone I work with has a wife and kids, I'm just some sperglord loser who lives alone and only leaves the house to come to the office.
>>25357913
This.
Once you lower your standards, you can never respect yourself anymore. I did it, I dated a chubby girl once and now I regret it. Skinny girls are the way to go. Not to mention you can incidently or "indicently" get her pregnant and you're stuck with her.
>>25358660
how did you manage to get an interview, let alone convince them to hire you?
>>25358669
>skinny girls are the way to go
nah pham, skinny and fit girls dont even turn me on really. chubby, before the mobid obesity stage is my personal sweet spot
How can people be so absolutely heartless? I mean do these girls know what they are?
>tfw practice girl
>5/10 with even with /soc/ inflation
I'll make some beta happy for a few months while he works on his gainz
>>25358689
This is my 6th job as a developer. It's easy once you have a few places on your resume.My mummy got me my first job after I was NEET for 3 years
>>25358698
That's because you cant reach the grapes.
>>25358731
Make me happy for a few months, we can do drugs together and have sex
>>25358746
what do you mean?
literally, my dick gets hard when jacking off to chubbies but it stays limp when theres a skinny girl on the screen
>>25357864
Because one of my little sisters is fat, she doted on me when we where small and I see her in almost all fat girls.
>>25358716
I'm with you, it's fucked up to think that some people get into relationships with people they don't plan on loving.
>>25358762
>on the screen
It's because you imagine them to be more attainable and therefore more real to you.
>>25358762
you're a degenerate
i've never met an intelligent, emotionally stable fat fetishist
>>25358790
You're so fucking naive and stupid it's funny.
>>25358716
desu, any guy you'd actually be attracted to in terms of both looks and behavior will use you for sex
>>25358790
fatties don't deserve love, but they do have a hole
>tfw probably going to fuck one of the practice girls from work with a crush on me
>>25358803
>>25358806
so your argument boils down to
>i dont like thing, and it bothers me that you like thing, so you don't actually like thing
>>25358790
Yeah it seems pretty awful. I mean I guess when the girl is really hopeless and knows she can't get better but it still seems too fucking sad.
As a fat girl, my first bf ever used me to get back on his feet after his terrible cheating ex gf. I lost my virginity to him and I havent had sex since. I'm now on the path to learn to love myself and to not put myself in an relationship to be used again. also the truth is no one can make you cum better than yourself so why risk getting your heart broken.
>>25358823
No, it boils down to exactly what I said. Reread it. Same reason people like amateur porn, it looks more real and attainable. You don't think you could nail a thin girl so you can't imagine fucking them as well as fat girls you see as in your league.
>>25358823
not same
not arguing with you, just telling you that you're at least a little fucked in the head
>>25358854
Have you tried losing weight rather than schlicking?
>>25358856
no, i dont even want to nail a thin girl.
this is where you will be blown out of the water
i've been with skinny girls. and chubby girls. i wholeheartedly preferred the chubby girls in every sector, from personality to cuddles to sex
stay mad
>>25358854
Have you ever thought of working on yourself and losing weight? Not trying to be nasty. I'm just curious.
>>25358362
Yoyo but this is a fat chick who thinks she's potentially better than you yet still wants to date you in case she doesn't have the willpower to change
That's fucked
>>25358854
>used me to get back on his feet after his terrible cheating ex gf.
I also need to do this. Time to find a fat girl I guess.
>>25358790
>talking with brother about his new gf
>she's literally borderline retarded, mentality of a child, but has a decent body
>ask him if that's really what he wants
>"no, I already know I'm not gonna be with her long term. I don't see why I can't have a little fun in the mean time though."
>mfw my brother is a degenerate
>>25358883
Of course I have. I've been trying for the last couple of years. Counting calories, walking more, drinking 8 bottles of water per day etc. I just get fucked over holidays and eating with other people because obviously I love food and i'm fat for a particular reason. I just yoyo its sucks.
>that
>practice girl
idk about you guys but i'd girlfriend her, shes cute tbqh
>>25358891
I doubt it, mi muchacho. I actually like boney girls best, and love touching and grabbing their pointy hip bones.
>>25358956
this is her now
chubbier and still cute to be quite honest
>>25357864
God she would be hot without that nose ring. I can't stand those things they make me think of cows
>>25358956
you have to be more observant, look at the clothes and accessories she has, there's something wrong with her and being with a crazy fat girl is going to be a pain.
>>25358973
so
>liar liar pants on fire
nice argument brocph
i think bones showing is pic related
>>25358979
She looks like a cow. At first i thought those shoes were hooves.
Also, she obviously could be pretty if skinny which i don't think is gonna happen.
>>25358936
What your height and weight? Ever done cardio?
>>25359013
No one who's this big will ever bounce back. They'll have disgusting and loose skin and weird fat distribution.
>>25358936
>couple of years
>didn't lose the weight
come on sis, if you really loved yourself you would get some self-discipline
>>25358918
I can't speak for your brother, but a relationship isn't as simple as just pairing up with somebody you can be with forever. I said the same thing (probably not gonna be with her longterm) but it was because after a while I saw all of these nasty habits and destructive behaviors coming out that I didn't have faith she would change if we kept dating.
I actually ended up breaking up with her for cheating on me, but I can understand how a guy could end up with somebody and realize later that he's just not content with her being exactly the way she is.
We don't live in a strictly monogamous marriage type of society anyway, so it's really no crime to anybody to go through meaningless relationships.
>>25358956
>>25358979
She has a cute face and nice (or seemingly nice) skin and hair. She'd be attractive at any weight.
Meanwhile I look like shit if I get 10 pounds chubbier
>>25358999
>not enjoying feeling a girls ribs
>>25358979
Jesus christ what a fucking cow, look at those legs. She needs to be put into an institution, that's insanity.
>robots are stuck either taking an overly done roasty at age 40 or a practice girlfriend
>neither of those women will want to be with them because current system is ridiculous and women don't even lick the red pill for a taste
>>25358592
>forget it if you're into chubsters but have a weight limit because they balloon once they hook onto a relationship
Not always. The opposite happened to me and I started losing weight because someone showed interest in me. Although now the opposite is happening and he's scared I'll lose too much weight.
>>25359050
that picture represents "boring" to me
no tits, no ass, no thighs, like a stick.
why are faggots so insistent that males cant have a wide range of preference? youre just giving the roasties who come here ammo to say "hurr guys only want skinny stacy"
>>25359045
>She'd be attractive at any weight.
she's not attractive there
her nice facial features put her at maybe 4/10 at the highest
>>25359050
>tfw no small boobs gf
>>25358979
hambeast
>>25359050
>tfw no loli-bodied gf
her face is pretty, too, but too mature-looking. She'd be amazing if she had a more childish face to match her body
>>25359063
post progress pics?
you can scratch out your eyes or face, idc
>>25357864
>be me
>pretty fucking beta
>early highschool - about 15
>"dating" 5/10 fat blonde with huge tits and tiny self-esteem
>gave me blowey-joeys
>amazing 3 minute sex
>anal
>treated me like a god
>finally realize I can do better than a a fat chick
>tell her to take a hike
>3 years into relationship
>shesfuckingpissed.jpg
>find qt3.14 gf 7/10 not 3 months later
>mfw fat chick was my practice girl
>mfw I remember her being a freak
>mfw hot chicks are high maintenance as fuck
>>25359090
I like her face with her body. She looks Slavic.
>>25359071
bones are for dogs meat is for men :-)
>>25358918
Dude I tried to do this when I dated a super hot slut like really really slutty past and she was stupid af and totally psycho
Ended up falling in love
>>25359117
do you want to have an actual discussion or are you just going to meme me?
youre making a fool out of yourself
>>25359104
Ehh, she reminds me too much of a 40-something coke whore with that combination
>>25359071
The like a stick part is hot to me, look at that thigh gap. She looks so frail and weak. I want to put her on her back, pick her up by the hip bones while her legs helplessly flop around, and fuck her tiny pussy while she fights for any sense of stability on the bed and finds none.
This is my favorite way to fuck and I row 1 plate for 15 at the gym so it's really easy.
>>25359133
>row 1 plate for 15
faggot i row 195 for 10 and i prefer chubbies
>>25358979
Oh god she looks almost exactly like my little sister.
> tfw your sister tells you she can't date guys who looks like you and you realize the reverse is true
Otherwise I'd give her some cardio desu
>>25359124
My brother ended up marrying a mentally ill, hs dropout, wannabe goth girl in her mid 20s who literally can't do math, just because she has a nice body and a decently attractive face.
People have different priorities.
>>25359026
5'4 215lbs which fortunately doesnt go to my face i'd probably kill myself
and I have actually; my friends used to come over and do cardio dvds with me and it was great i'd look like a sweaty pig afterwards but I felt so great. I should get back into that shit. Any recs for cardio?
>>25359042
thats basically why im fat in the first place man
it's a fucking struggle but im definitely getting better at it ;_;
>>25359143
We talking actual bent rows here?
That's more of a max for me, but I do it after deadlifts.
>>25357864
>implying fat girls have low self-esteem in 2015
they've literally been told their whole life that they're beautiful, a "real woman" etc
>>25357864
that feel when no girl, no matter how fat, ugly or insecure would date you. Feelsbadman
>>25359165
Try doing 40 minutes a day of any cardio that gets your heart rate high enough.
>>25359171
yeah, bent barbell
lately ive been using this machine and i load each side with 3pl8
or i do the kneeling dumbbell rows and i do the highest in the gym, the 95s
>tfw cant even bench 225
>>25359199
fuck i used the wrong image this is the row machine i use, hammerstrength
>>25358644
the problem is not feeling their love, is loving one of those yourself, i guess thats why there are a lot of ugly couples who dont have much sex, cause if your partner doesent make your blood boil it defeats its purpose
>>25359042
He said it GOING INTO the relationship though. They had literally just met a month before.
>>25359199
>>25359206
That's weird. I could bench 2 plate really quickly. But I have good tricep genetics and can't ohp that much.
>>25359165
>Any recs for cardio?
When I was 17 and absolutely hated myself, I would just get up and pace around every few minutes. Did jumping jacks. Pushups on the floor.
Like literally the only thing you have to do to lose weight is move around. It doesn't matter how.
Anyway I believe in you. If you lived immediately close we could be gym buddies but nobody lives immediately close.
I'm about to start doing intense daily cardio.
>>25357864
I wouldn't consider her a practice girl by any means, but I dated an obese girl in my high school classes and gained a lot of experience in terms of relationships. I still feel emotionally attached to her (I'm a bit too much of a dependent personality type of person), but it was practically a sexless relationship so it was a pretty mixed bag.
>>25358918
>Friend has gf, going about 2+ years now
>Chubby with massive tits, worth gf'ing if you're into that.
>She's the really sweet, caring type. She's taken him on holidays and shit.
>I'm pretty sure he's only with her to get rid of another girl he didn't like that was chasing him (she was ugly as fuck desu)
>We go boys night out drinking and one of my friends ask if he thinks she's the one.
>"Haha! No! Don't be silly :)"
>I knew that anyway but every time I see her or them together that plays over and over in my head.
>I don't know how to feel that this girl is completely in love with my friend and sooner or later she's going to get her heart utterly broken.
I'd rather be alone than be in a relationship like that. I guess I wouldn't be the type to stay with someone I didn't love anyway but if the reverse happened to me I'd be hurt much more than I ever would have been by being alone. I guess that's a defeatist attitude but it's hard to overcome.
>>25359236
my back has always been freakishly ahead of my chest. i dont understand it.
i weigh 200 and i can row almost my bodyweight for reps but i work with like 175 on incline bench..im 18 and ive been lifting on and off since i was 14 or 15
>>25359165
Get a treadmill t b h
Stand up more. If you have a laptop, put it up on a table and use it while standing. Walk everywhere you can, instead of taking your car.
YOU CAN DO IT
I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>25359156
I know man being shallow really fucking sucks. all these really cool girls I don't take seriously and all the crazy and hot ones I'm head over heels it's fucked up my life pretty bad tbqh
>>25359147
>little
she's not little bruv
>>25359222
maybe she understands that it's not serious
>>25359165
try not stuffing your face between reps fatty
I fucked a fat girl this summer. It was a mistake. Not because she was fat, but because she got feelings for me. I knew I would probably leave her towards the end of summer. I hurt her feelings pretty bad. I dropped her cold blooded. She was not really amazing. But still being dropped for being ugly must really suck. I would rather not put anyone in such a position again. I guess I have to big a heart to fuck with someones feelings after that.
I did get some decent practice in though.
>>25357864
Had one & she gave me mouth herps.
What now?
>>25358731
>5/10
>practice girl
What the fuck? That's average
Im such a beta that i would be a Practice guy honestly
>>25359345
literally the vast majority of people on earth get cold sores
just don't wipe your mouth all over everything when you have a blister
>>25359301
>tfw you cuddle with your fluffy sis
>tfw you take a nap together
>tfw she extorts you for candy by lying on top of you until you can't breathe
You will never know this feel
>all these people telling fatty "exercise exercise"
Just fucking eat less
>>25359308
>>she's literally borderline retarded, mentality of a child,
He's just stringing her along. Thinks they're meant to be and shit, I've heard her say it. He just laughed.
>>25359381
>m such a beta that i would be a Practice guy
you don't get to have sex
girls don't need practice since they all fuck Chad
>>25359276
>>25359244
>>25359188
thanks anons ;_; ill do my best
>>25359172
haha nice joke there, did you know that tumblr isnt a representation of the real world?
>>25359401
I would be a practice guy for other guys then alright
>>25359396
makes me sad until it hits me that if she had a bf on her level, she probably wouldn't like him
>>25359393
solely eating less makes it easier to gain it all back
its all about balancing burning calories and intake.
>>25359423
thats pretty gay dudeman
>>25359423
thats just being a faggot
>>25359438
>>25359393
body composition you change through exercise
>>25359460
strong broscience
the only thing that working out is for is building or maintaining muscle mass.
if you just want to lose weight literally all you have to do is eat at a caloric deficit, nothing more
>>25359442
>>25359446
Yea well im bi and desperate man
If i can't get a girl then why not get a guy?
>>25359091
I was thinking about it, but I'm just not comfortable posting unless it's a weight loss thread and I'm surrounded by other fatasses.
>tfw practice girl gets pregnant
>>25359480
It's not bro science, it's basic health.
If you do nothing but cut calories, you lose body weight from a variety of tissues and end up with a slow metabolism and a very light and probably squishy body.
If you exercise and preserve muscle at the same time, you can maintain your weight and burn off the fat. There's residual calorie consumption too with regular exercise. You could be thinner but weight more because of a denser body mass.
Honestly, you can go spend a day on /fit/. Everything about "CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT IT'S THAT SIMPLE" is for beginner newfags who don't know a bit about fitness.
>>25359493
>being bi only to amplify your fuck pool
how can someone be so desperate and still alive at the same time?
>>25359521
>actually being retarded enough to cum in a pussy
before you give me that "hurrdurr virgin detected he thinks he can control it kek" shit, ive fucked 3 girls and never had that problem
i always knew when to pull out.
i posted this in another thread and nobody answered me
are people that mongoloid pants-on-head retarded?
>>25358790
IKR, this is why I make a point to tell every robot who approaches me to fuck off into the fucking sunset. They are no better than the much-maligned Chads, tend to be more misogynistic, will offend my intelligence far more and waste more of my time, all for shitty sex with their hideous bodies and even more repulsive personalities. What's the point, again?
>>25359511
If I post mine will you post yours?
It's only my face. I didn't take photos of my fat gut and mantits for obvious reasons.
Can I even get a fat girl anymore? I'm 28, 215 pounds, minimal social life, and living paycheck to paycheck.
It wasn't so bad back in the day but now I'm fucked in the head and fat.
>>25359587
if you'd cut your hair, you could probably get non-fat girls too desu
>>25359571
>are people that mongoloid pants-on-head retarded?
Yes they are, being here still dint clarify enough that for you?
>>25359587
Start lifting. You have a big frame and wide shoulders. You'd look great with muscle
>>25359587
you dont look that fat, just look like a big guy
you could get attractive girls
>>25359587
jesus christ get a haircut immediately you look like an expired metalhead
>>25359124
>>25359156
And this is why women don't bother working on their personalities or intellect. If you are hot, there's no need, if you are ugly, there's no point as far as social and romantic validation goes.
>>25359521
>Be a chubby chaser w/impregnation fetish
>Get raging boner from that post
>mfw
>>25359587
you're actually really attractive
im a fatty and I would hit
>>25359619
>expired metalhead
I'm too dumb to understand what this means
>>25359635
Same here familio
>>25359587
I would date. Not fat at all really?Please cut your hair though. You're a qt.
>>25359645
Thanks
Post belly
>>25359649
he's saying you look like a burnout and you should cut your hair
you're lucky to be 28 with a boyish hairline; I'm 22 and very bald
>>25359659
Do you like Hannibal? (The TV series?)
>>25359649
I was getting the vibe of a 30-something metalhead who hasn't changed since high school and just looks incredibly dorky and awkward in his aging body
I feel like being fat is messing with my vag.
Sweaty and smells bad easily. Having to shower way more often.
It wasn't always this bad.
>>25359635
Well in my case she wasn't fat, just a fair bit older.
>>25359667
Oh, that's a blurry picture
My hairline's fucked because I can't stop fucking with it.
I don't even know what a burnout is so I'll just google all this stuff.
>>25359679
I've only seen the first few episodes b-but I would binge watch it with a bf.
tfw just want a bf to watch play video games and bring his snacks and cuddle
>>25359693
Fat people smell worse everywhere.
>>25359705
>this tall blue eyed pointy nose guy cant get a fucking girlfriend
jesus christ
no hope for my 5'8 black hair brown eyed potato nose ass
>>25359711
How do you feel about skinnyfagsAnd manlets
>>25359667
i feel for you, receiding hairline on temporal lobes is fucking awful
>>25359705
It's really fine. You have a good face. Men can get away with anything so long as you have some basic attractiveness, and you do. Good eyes/nose/mouth/jaw.
>>25359581
Yes, but I don't want to get your hopes up or anything. I was really fucking fat when I started and still considered landwhale tier at the moment.
>>25359711
Tell me you're not a dude.
It's worth it bby especially season 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YSd4nAFKR8
>>25359711
>tfw just want a bf to watch play video games and bring his snacks and cuddle
p-p-p-please be my gfuk
>>25359587
>>25359705
Chad get out of here.
H-how do i look fellow robits
>>25359736
>falling for the aryan meme
Brown hair is the most popular t.b.h
>>25359705
your hairline is fine
go to a barber
>>25359770
its cute would give the suck
>>25359756
done deal
I was 220 and dropped to 170
>>25359736
To be fair I have a pretty bad personality, so you stand a better chance than me.
>>25357864
>practice girlfriend
>5/10
>fat
This makes the normie
OK, I'll bite the bait.
I'd rather be alone and without experience all my life, knowing I still kept my standards and a bit of dignity.
I see absolutely no advantages of just going "fuck it" and pick the easiest catch.
>>25359705
literally chad
get a pomp, you have the hair and face for it
>>25359770
Beautiful. I'd suck it dry.
>>25359786
Brown eyed redheads creep me out.
>>25359786
fuck off theres no way thats you
if so fucking kudos dude
>>25359786
how did you make beard gains?
i have the same shitty neckbeard thing in your before and im 18
>>25359786
Holy shit dude this is like 2/10 up to 8-9/10. Wtf. Great work!
>>25359786
I have doubts.
But if true god damn.
>>25359705
Know that picture of the elephant and the chain?
You are literally that picture. Probably shat on your whole life so you don't know what you could be. A prisoner of your own mind.
Literally just cut your hair, buy fitting clothes and hit the gym. And you don't even have to work out religiously as you're not fat in the face, the only place it matters.
>>25359805
I don't have brown eyes
>>25359812
it is and was, and maybe that should be an inspiration to some people
the rate of successful weight loss is supposed to be very low, but I've kept it off since and that was maybe five years ago
>>25359786
A message to all men here: Thin-framed wire glasses WILL make you look like the ultimate beta, no matter how handsome you are. They're autism shoes for your face. Dispose immediately. Contacts or thick hipster glasses.
>>25357918
It's ok, I married a practice girl. If you're willing to settle for not quite chad you'll be ok.
>>25359828
More like how did he make jawline gains.
...just the weight coming off the neck, I guess.
>>25359863
Can confirm, only loser nerd girls should wear them as they make them look adorably dorky.
>>25359587
CUT YOUR HAIR
GET /FIT/
DO IT NOW
NO EXCUSES
I wish I could punch everyone on here in the face so they'd wake up and make something of their lives
>>25358336
>"Women have no loyalty!!!"
>in a thread where malebots discuss faking a relationship in order to get sex and dump the girl as soon as someone hotter comes along, and keep trading for better models until you can affort the all-elusive 9/10
>>25359828
just time, desu
My brother had a terrible beard until maybe age 25 though and he weighs about 260. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but it might.
>>25359736
>>25359751
>>25359769
>>25359777
>>25359800
Thanks fellas you made my day, time to talk to some fat girls
>>25359705
great chin + jawline, good mouth, great eye area
you have literal chad genetics. get a chad haircut and new clothes
>>25359912
okcupid is your friend if you're gonna aim low
>>25357864
>not attracted to
>sex practice
NOPE, tried it. she was a 3/10 troll and i tried 3 times and couldn't get it up.don't have ED either i fucked a 5/10 prozzie and also got boners from sitting next to qts
>>25359863
Fucking fuck. I've been wearing frame wire glasses for more than 10 years
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?
>>25359863
No the rectangular black framed glasses that everybody wears are played out, looks stupid.
>>25359786
lel you weren't even that fat compared to me, so this is difficult.
You look fantastic though! It's amazing how much your face changes and you finally see how good looking you truly are under all that chub.
I remember seeing your face somewhere, so you might have seen me. This is from 310 lbs to 235, but I have lost a couple more pounds since the photo. I'm ready for the hate.
>>25359978
Be my fat gf
I've been with three fatties romantically. Each of which could fit in on big cuties just fine with their bellies. The first had a beautiful face. I ended up leaving her because she was fat. She went on to lose all the weight and got married to a Chad.
The third was also a single mom. She was my least favorite and had hygiene problems. She smelled and never brushed her teeth. I should have dumped her but she ended up leaving me first for a Chad drug dealer.
The last one was the biggest but she had giant titties and would let me touch them all day. I'm talking so big they went to her belly button even with her gut. If she got on all fours she stilled spilled over to the sides on the ground.
we mutually split when we both admitted to each other we werent physically attracted to each other and we're just together to avoid loneliness.
>>25359932
A friend of mine got married off okcupid and they've been happy for years now. She's a teacher, pretty chubby, but she has a wella-developed personality so he's happy too. Never thought the guy would break out of his shell and escape the world of online dating.
I guess okcupid is rife with people who ditched whatever chains they had.
>>25359932
>>25359912
Aim low though.
Even low tier girls get messages.
>>25359978
Good job.
Keep working at it.
If you aren't already, I'd recommend lifting weights- not bodybuilding but, strength building and to gain some underlying definition.
>>25359978
Do you have anything to compare your face? I think there's a difference but it's behind your camera.
Also I'm sorry to say it, but you're probably going to have a bit of loose skin.
>>25359978
You have a beautiful face
>>25359896
Working on it. I've been lifted for 2 months but I keep waking up and eating a dozen donuts.
>>25359965
I can see what you mean. I'm still on board with thick frames, just carefully selected.
Remember, friends: glasses are an investment. They literally become part of your face every day. Don't hesitate to spend a little extra on a quality pair that suits your face.
>>25359978
Nice loss sis! Looks like your face so much better.
...did you literally keep all your tit fat that's not fair what the fuck.
Your camera a shit though.
>>25359978
how tall are you? you basically have my body now
>>25359978
Wow, even as a whale you had curves. You're going to be a real bombshell as you continue.
>>25357864
I did
Looks pretty similar to that one too, just thinner and with bigger boobs
Now we've been together for a year and I'm worried we may be together forever. She's cool, does whatever I want in bed, and loves video games, but also has typical female downfalls and is annoying as shit sometimes
To everyone trying to lose weight ITT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk
>>25359784
>>25359803
Aww jeez anon your making me blushand hard
>>25360175
into fatties?
>>25360186
depends how fat were talking, i dont mind a little chubby but to much fat is gross
>>25359863
>contacts
>thick hipster glasses
Absolutely 0/10.
First I wore thick hipster glasses and they were horrible. The plastic feels awkward and wears off like shit, the lenses were huge and annoying.
Would never do contacts, thank you. I know someone who wears a pair and honestly I won't put shit in my eye.
Also my frames are made of titanium so no worries about bending :^)
>>25360218
at least you accept your eternal virginity
Do any girls even come here?
>>25360218
I only wear contacts like 8 hours at a time. They're not very comfortable but it's better still. People treat me better if I'm not wearing glasses. They treat me like I'm actually a man and they have to respect me and do what I say. It's bizarre.
>>25360246
Wore glasses since I was 10 and everyone goes like "you look weird without your glasses".
Worth doing the laser stuff btw?
>implying will ever have money
>>25360242
excellent work reading the thread and not asking stupid questions
>>25360218
>The plastic feels awkward and wears off like shit
See >>25360033. Invest in a QUALITY pair. Not just some random frames for $20.
>>25360096
>>25360024
>>25360006
Thank you!
I'm trying...With my 15 lb wiener weights. I'm a bit too poor to afford actually going to a gym since I lost my job, but I suppose the little weights are better than nothing for now.
>>25360018
Oh yeah, I'll definitely have some. You can't see my arms, but they had a crapload of weight and looked terrible even before I started losing the fat. I'll probably be able to knock people out with the arm flab.
I don't have any progress shots of my face though because I'm camera-tarded and I hate looking at my face. I have this though? You can't see my chin, but you can tell my cheeks aren't quite as puffy. I do still have a small bit of a double chin that I hope will go by the time I hit 200 lbs or so. Shush about my witch nails.
>>25360059
I think they're about a cup size smaller? I'm not really sure since I only own sports bras and things way too small for me.
>>25360087
I'm 5'3.
>>25360242
Yes, we do.
(Fuck off, robot, this is original.)
>>25360286
> "you look weird without your glasses"
Either they're too used to seeing you with glasses or your face is ugly/awkward without them.
>>25360313
Post tits then for proof
>>25360364
Are you sure mommy would like you being on this website?
>>25360304
You'd definitely be at least 8.5 by the time you're down to 150. Would date.
>>25359927
Will do.
>>25359786
You have a stage actor's face, try to pick up acting.
>>25360313
Then be my gf
>>25360304
MGS3 poster I love you
>>25360304
oh lol I saw you on soc and said you look like my grandma
yes, when she was young, lmao
you'll look really good when you're done, even if you do have loose skin
>Having sex with a landplanet
Kill yourself OP. They're not even human.
>>25360456
That's what makes it hot t bh
>tfw no force-fed morbidly obese gf to emotionally abuse and degrade for being a fat ugly bitch
>>25360456
Thats how i lost my virginity anon and it was fucking awful.
The average robot losses all control when a girl wants to fuck them, even if she is a hamplanet
They all want a Chad.
>>25360528
surprised the robot let you post that
also fuck off
>be me
>create tinder profile
>get matches quickly
>anxiety kicks in
>delete tinder
H-How do I fix this? In 1 and a half year I'll become a wizard...
>>25360544
I will, when you prove I'm wrong. Until then
THEY ALL WANT A CHAD.
>>25360620
i'm dating a robot that I met on here
he's a kissless virgin neet
I helped him out to get his first job so he managed to support himself a little bit
chad can fuck right off
>>25360583
CBT
>>25360703
Did you have sex with him?
>>25360703
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
You remember when we used to have this headline on 4chan? That's what I think about your story. But even assuming it's true, if he managed to get a girlfriend he was never a robot.
>>25360753
I havent because we're long distance but I plan to visit him soon.
>>25360771
i'm the first gf he's had in 26 years and he hadnt had a job or gone to school until then so pretty sure he wouldve been considered a robot
anyone can get a gf anon just find a motherly one
>>25360705
cock and ball torture sounds rough, but it could work
>>25360829
Well firstly you didn't even have sex. But as I have said before. Real robot is unable to get a girlfriend. Or sex he didn't pay for(directly). If he got a girlfriend he never really got dealt a bad hand. He was just a failed normie. Easy as that.
>>25360869
chad isnt a failed normie
>>25360869
>pushing the goalposts
He's clearly a robot from what she's said. NEET at 26 years of age, shut-in, etc
That's robot material right there. Failed normies are rarely NEET for more than a few months or 1 year max
>>25360891
He isn't. Your point?
>>25360903
Who gives a shit? He got a girlfriend. What more proof do you need he never was one of us?
>>25360922
Being a robot isn't voluntary celibacy
There are plenty of genuine robots who want and actively search for a gf. Some get lucky, some don't
>>25360922
>THEY ALL WANT CHAD
I proved otherwise anon lighten up
>>25360972
Exactly. The ones who got lucky never were robots in the first place.
>>25360979
You haven't proved shit. Dating someone who isn't a Chad does NOT prove she doesn't secretly hate him and want a Chad.
>>25361010
Why the fuck would I date someone I wouldnt want
by robot logic, females can get laid at any time so why would I bother? because I genuinely like him
>>25361060
Probably can't get anyone better at the moment. Shit happens. Doesn't prove you don't hate him for being a Chad.
>>25361088
cant believe this is still going
chad doesnt have weird kinks and isnt as sweet as a lot of robots
i value that in a s/o
