What are your New Year's resolutions, girls?
Lose weight, get pretty, finally become a Stacy and marry Chad?
You know /soc/ was created specifically for dumb whores like you so you'd stop attention whoring there. Idk why you dont use it
>>25356631
im gonna finally just *own* my cute girl abs and wear croptops
Janny be a dear and REMOVE ROASTIES
>>25356631
>lose 200lbs
>get facial surgery
>get DDD implants
>finally fuck Chad
tehee, I'm not like the other girls
Stop bumping your thread it's shit let it die
>>25356631
>ywn walk into a NEET girl's room
>ywn be hit by the smell of BO and piss but also that girly smell
>ywn watch her chuckle stupidly at some live stream half naked with food and drink stains down her loose fitting tank top
>tfw no hikki gf
>>25356631
Why not just bee yourself and marry a robot.Please
Is this a thing? Females in messy rooms on a computer?
>>25356631
pretty much. i wanna
>get fit
>get pretty
>find a bf and have my first kiss, lose my virginity
>get into oxford
>get more time to read
>have hitchhiking traveling experience
>stop caring about looks and lack of relationship
Last one is going to be hardest
>start giving nice guys a chance
maybe all the negative hype about nice guys only being nice for sex is wrong
If I don't lose at least 20kg, I'm going to kill myself. That's my absolute minimum. I'll be too old and too fat.
Ideally losing 40kg.
>>25357549
how will you know they are not in it for sex?
My main resolution is to not be so jealous. It makes me a bitter person.
My side resolution is to stop being so manipulative. I get into a friendship where the male so easily falls for me, then I crank up the emotional manipulation, usually due to jealousy, until he's a walking yes man, ready to do or pay for whatever I want, which disgusts me.
I'll also make the resolution I do every year, which is that I'll have a small close knit groups of friends I can celebrate the next year with at a cosy house party, but that never happens.
There's no ad on craigslist from anyone asking to meet for new year. Nothing on meetup and nobody giving an open invite on Facebook. I'll be celebrating with my parents again, and in bed for 12:10.
>>25357549
As someone who's dated nice guys, they aren't only in it for sex. They'll be at your beck and call, make you breakfast in bed and tell you that they love you and they'll be with you forever. They can get a bit annoying with the sex unless you're an equal woman child.
But they have no ambition in life. They've got gf, they're (presumably) sustaining their gaming habit and that's their lot in life.
They're also very dishonest, and if they get attention from another female will lap that up, even to the point of sleeping with them.
They won't tell you, because they want to have it all. They'll spend money and hide it because it's convenient, and generally go behind your back for everything to disapprove because they're too beta to confront you and don't want to lose the gf.
man here. how about you make these resolutions so EVERYONE can be happy, instead of you just being skinny and trying to mind-game interesting male friends (orbiters) and feeling empty again a year later.
>stop comparing yourself to your facebook friends
you're not sarah. you're not jennifer. they had drive, intelligence, and made sacrifices. that's why they're in good shape and making $55K at 24. stop trying to aspire to the type of friends, and men, and lifestyle that they enjoy. it's not for you. because you're lazy, dumb, and basic.
>stop looking for a man to fulfill you
no one is going to understand all of your stupid interests. no one is going to anticipate all of your stupid feelings. no one is going to say interesting things to you every single day. and most importantly, you're not going to do that for anyone else, either. just meet a man with whom you can peacefully coexist. but only after you learn how to occupy yourself, or maintain non-sexual, fulfilling friendships.
>stop putting pressure on yourselves to look perfect at all times
men don't fill your closet with high heels. the police will not arrest you for not waxing your vagina. stop blaming men for this pressure that you put squarely on yourselves.
happy 2016
>>25357821
those aren't "nice guys," those are inexperienced faggots. you need to date someone who's been hurt before, so they'll think twice about doing it. stop going for mainstream normbo mama's boys.
>>25357821
>I fucked a quited Chad
that's all I got from this post
>ugh nice guys are such pigs all dishonest scum #killallmen #exceptChad
>>25357821
>They can get a bit annoying with the sex unless you're an equal woman child.
What does this mean?
>>25357821
>I fucked a chad
>He was a chad
Find an actual nice guy
>>25358344
they want to have sex more than once a month even though they're not Chad
>>25357929
>>25358267
>>25358345
I can tell by all the "he was Chad and you're wrong" replies that I hit it on the nail.
Tell me they're not cowards. Tell me that logically, as cowards, they wouldn't exhibit that behaviour.
>>25358344
A sense of entitlement, and warped fetishes from too much porn.
Woman children tend to have low sexual self esteem. They'll do shit when they don't want to to please their man.
Don't take that statement to extremes anons, you know what I mean.
>>25358922
shut the fuck up whoreblix
>>25356990
I WANT THIS AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
>>25358970
Never, loser.
>>25356631
>marry
>Chad
>>25358922
If you frame your interactions with buzzwords like entitlement, then you're clearly distorting your experiences to fit your narrative. Also you're generalizing from your experiences of ex-boyfriends, and that's just dumb.
I want to buy my own place and become a happier and less insecure person.
I hope I'll have a chance to travel a lot but the apartment will probably take most of my resources.
I would also like to try to be less reclusive and meet some new people and especially men. I just broke up with my first boyfriend so I feel completely lost and there's a huge hole in my heart and self-esteem. I just want to meet someone nice to spend some time with (no one night stands or sex unless it gets serious).
I also hope I can finally get a dog but I feel like I want to travel and see the world more and not tie myself down with such a responsibility.
>>25356631
>msged chad
>he still doesnt want to cum in my belly and have my babies
>>25356631
Lyrics
Joh Yowza, "Koo nee tang, na' na' na', ah lawah. Koo nee tang"
Sy Snootles, "Cha tung ee-ma chay-choo raun ta-nee-ee-choo"
Rystall, Greeata and Lyn Me, "Ee-ma chay-choo raun"
Sy Snootles, "Ko-nee nan-kee chong noy khan chay-chee-kum
Chee ka koo-ja oo pa-pa chee-ka-nang kee hey"
Rystall, Greeata and Lyn Me, "Chee-ka nang kee hey"
Sy Snootles, "You bang ris-pa ka may wang pee-ya nay, yea"
Joh Yowza, "Oo-la-wang choo koo-chee-pa-tie tan-ga ris-pa ta ya lee oh
Yo, ahh, yal-lie"
Sy Snootles, "Ee-ma ta-ka-moo nan-kee say yal-lee oo ya see"
Rystall, Greeata and Lyn Me, "Na-too pa"
Sy Snootles, "Chun-kee sal-la ma-na na-too pa"
Rystall, Greeata and Lyn Me, "Zai ya la"
Joh Yowza, "Hay koo-ma zai ya la"
Rystall, Greeata and Lyn Me, "Do koo chee"
Sy Snootles, "Hoy hat-chi doo-k, opps, oh, ooh"
I dont want Chad, OP. I want Tyrone. Chad is old news, get with the times!
I'm trying to grow a butt by doing squats. I have a really boney (square Asian body) ass. I've been told time and time again that squats work. I do squats daily now. Also, practicing piano daily.
Some people tell me it is slightly bigger but it looks the same to me.
>>25357436
DALLAS
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Hopefully get a better job this year and finish school. Move out of state too because I hate this shit hole.
Loose weight, work on career more, socialise more and live a healthier lifestyle all around.
>>25360991
I'll check for you ;^)
>>25357030
Because robots barely shower, and I'm attracted to girls
>>25361219
Nice try pervert. Hmph!
>>25357715
Would a person that is similar to what you are trying to change about yourself be a compatible match? Also the said person wants to change that too. I mean if you are upfront with each other then you both will recognize when the other is falling into that cycle.
>>25356658
Underrated post. Please leave.
>>25356631
Just popping in to remind you guys that you're all going to fail your new years resolutions. New years resolutions are bullshit because if they were actually something you wanted in your life then you would have started before some arbitrary date.
>>25356631
That image always makes me laugh .
It is so incredibly improbable.
>>25356759
you are being trolled this thread was started by a dude.
>>25356631
lose weight, be qt hikki grill, marry qt NEET
This will be the year that I finally git gud at drawing animu girls and start producing mountains of yuri art
>>25362214
/thread senpai desu senpai cuck cuck
I'll try to not be a manwhore this year and get into a stable relationship.
>>25357549
Every man wants to get laid. Women just choose to validate some men's intentions because they're better looking.
Humans are nice to each other any time we want anything out of each other, it's how civilization works. Is the same cunt who's mad at the guy for being nice to her to get laid equally mad at the waiter who's nice to her to get a better tip?
The real underlying issue is women don't want to be held accountable for their words and hold the power to choose based on appearance while appearing not to be, for fear of exposing themselves as shallow and angering the nice men they use for material resources.
The gist is that women hate "nice guys" because the nice guys expose women's shallowness and opportunism, so women have to flip the script and play it off like the men are the pieces of shit for being nice in the first place.
>>25358922
>They'll do shit when they don't want to to please their man.
Is that so bad? Why is it so bad to do something for someone you care about, even if maybe you don't want to? Why is your desire the arbiter for whether or not you should do it? No relationship with you would last very long.
This is why women are just energy-sinks now. They're love-misers. They take pride in not doing things for their men. They take pride in not knowing how to cook for them and doing as little as possible for them. To do something for their man would be an indicator of inferiority in their adversarial mindset.
Men commit 50 years long suicides working jobs they hate, or even that carry a high risk of death and injury, to support their woman and please her. We don't hear it called slavery or entitlement. Instead it's supposedly "duty" and "manning up".
>>25359712
Thank you. Originally.
>>25356631
This image is comfy as fuq. I goddamn love it. Makes me want to be a super-techno girl in a sweltering room, too.
Find a guy with a big dick(8inches) + i have a long lasting connection with
dont care how many more tinder dates i have to go on, i will find it
plz no chad anyone else but him
>>25365281
Cate fuck yes smokes weed and doesn't care if i'm a loser plus free food I FUCKING WIN
To figure out my major and find a best friend. That and to have a gigantic thigh gap, and to finally finish Don Quixote
A bf would be good too, maybe one that would be the best friend as well
Hopefully I'll just die painlessly and quickly at some point in the next year.
Otherwise I guess I just wanna keep losing weight.
