>there are young men rushing to work this very instant
>There are children who are not.
And at the end of the day I will be $120 richer than you.
And the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
>>25356445
>work from home
>automate most of job
>paid for 8 hours
>>25356511
>he isnt on neetbux
commit suicide
>>25356511
far less than that because most of that $120*30 you've collected is drained on rent, bills, food, gas, etc etc. (assuming you don't live with your parents)
>>25356445
When Bukowski wrote this, he had previously worked for the post office for ten years which allowed him to afford to work on his writing part time, had already gained recognition for his poems and short stories in a number of independent magazines and papers, was a newspaper columnest, had been picked up by a publisher so he could write full time, and was raking in the dosh from his first novel.
He worked. He worked hard for many years at his job and his "job". He worked, he just had a different schedule and workload from the norm.
It's the people who read quotes like this out of the context of knowing his story and what he was actually trying to express that diminish the message.
>>25356445
they're just sheep keeping up with the joneses. fucking pathetic.
>>25356511
and in 100 years from now all that hard earned money will mean fuck all.
>tfw you're a NEET
>no aspirations or money, only a handful of autismbucks and mummies assistance
>no girl will ever date you, and even if you waifu was real she'd find you disgusting
>basically all virgins and just play steam, watch animu, and jerk off all day
kek, I'll stay a wageslave thanks
I've already been at work for a couple of hours. Shitposting from work right now and getting paid for it. And at the end of the day I will be $500 richer. It's a comfy life.
It's not like everybody has the opportunity to leach off their parents ...
I don't mind work either, get outside and meet new people and stuff.
>>25356749
Shhh. Don't ruin my delusions of greed. Money is power, goy.
r-right?
i live p much across the street and around the corner from my workplace; takes me about 2 minutes to get there (if i have to wait for the light)
i live in japan and get paid to be a weeaboo with kawaii jap kids.
you jel?
>getting off of work in an hour or two
>based security guard job
>>25356802
oh yeah gotta leave some money for some ungrateful grand kids.
>>25356907
Lmao aye bruh you been in it for a minute tho uknowmsayin. Fr
>love my job and lucky to have it at all
>loving it less recently
>client tells me its a dead end job and i should leave for something better
>agree
>remember that i only got this job by sheer luck and the job i want needs a similar type of luck i dont have
welp
>>25356445
I get off work at 6am
>>25356445
And after work they will rush to the gym.
And tomorow they will be richer, healthier, stronger and more fit.
And they will fuck more chicks than you even know.
And they will be happier than you.
And they will live a good life unlike you.
>>25358489
How can they be healthier if their bosses doesn't even give them a long enough lunch break to get a fresh 5 dollar foot long?
>>25356953
That's what I thought and I wasted 3 years of my life on a job I hated. I finally decided fuck I'll be a nurse, at least they're retardedly rich and well respected. I applied to three places, lied my ass off, and got a job for a hospital. Psychiatric tech so I basically do all the grunt work in the psych ward. It beats cna work though. I just finished my first semester. Nursing school is hard and a completely different beast from most programs, but I made it into honors society, so I got this. That 70k/yr for working 3 days/wk will soon be mine.
>>25356755
>implying rich NEETs dont exist
>implying wageslave robots who still have no gf dont exist
>>25358518
>NEET's idea of a job
Holy shit, its like asking a SJW about losing weight.
>>25358573
I think you're confused wagey.
Oh hey there. I just spent the day fucking another clueless wagecucks girlfriend while he was at work... hope it wasn't yours!
About to get into my Ferrari and drive round to some other girls house. Apparently her boyfriend is at work as well. Ah well, when the wagecucks are away the NEETs truly play.
>>25358740
>wagey
You keep using that word like its some insult.
Yeah, i get wage, yeah i work.
Yeah sometimes its hard but i like my work, i like meeting new people, i like helping them, i like human interaction.
Contrary to NEET's belief having work and pursuing hobbies/self improvement is not only possible but its shitload easier to do.
But who am i talking to, your idea of hobbies is fapping to pony porn and crying on taiwanesee comics board about how you are alone and nobody likes you.
>>25358851
Your hand is not my girlfriend faggot.
...do you guys not brush your teeth and hair, piss, and eat?
>>25358893
>Your hand is not my girlfriend faggot.
Your girlfriends mouth was my personal fuck toy for the day.
Give her a big kiss when you get home ;)
>>25358947
Ahh you neets and your crazy delusions to you are in any way fuckable, desired or even remotely attractive. Always makes me smile.
You can't be a NEET and have sex so I chose having sex
>>25356445
I've had to work in order to survive since age 16. I made some very poor life choices and at age 16 I ran away from home and drove 300 miles to follow a girlfriend of a year who had to move with her family. I was not allowed to live with them at first and just roughed it. Ended up getting a job building ICF (insulated concrete form) houses on the coasts of Mississippi and Alabama and the owner of the company took pity for me and left me live in the office of the ware house, bought me a bed and a little fridge and charged 50 a week. Anyway my parents are very well off and wanted me home badly. Long story short 10 years later I showed at their house. The girl broke my heart and other bad shit happened so i left. They took me in with open arms, my mom was estatic. Ive been living here in GA now for almost half a year, in a 6 br 3 bath fucking mansion. Its on a golf course and theres a gate with guards to get in shits crazy. I fucking love being unemployed its the ultimate freedom and ive never felt more free in my life. I dont have to do a god damn thing if i dont want to. I sleep untill 12 everyday and play fallout 4 on this bad ass fucking PC my parents got me. I almost feel guilty for how lucky I am. Work fucking sucks theres no way you can honestly say that given the choice you would rather bust your ass in the hot sun working all day. Neets are right its awsome.
>>25358893
>i like my work, i like meeting new people, i like helping them, i like human interaction.
Rinse and repeat m8 its all you've got to go on.
>>25359076
...yeah thats the point
if you like doing something, you like doing it again
>>25356445
>slaves
>men
>>25356511
>Trading your time for money
When will poorfags learn :( ?
I don't get /r9k/
It cant be a NEET board AND a ForeverAlone board. If you choose one, you obviously acknowledge that the other is counter-productive to your efforts.
I work night shifts, so I don't gota set a fucking alarm EVER. and I don't drive, I'm renting a place 15 minute walk from work so I don't have to get stuck in traffic, worry about fuckin' snow storms or none of that shit.
Life is good homie.
.......Now if only I had job security wtf am I gona do when my contract ends ffffffuuuuuuuuuu!!!!111adulthoodIZgay
>got laid off on Christmas day
>NEET since then
>going bored out of my fucking mind
You told me I was going to pursue life's most fulfilling endeavors.
Now I just shitpost all day long.
>>25356967
4AM overhere.
nightshift bro's in effect
>>25359098
>if you like doing something, you like doing it again
Lets not beat around the bush here, you would give up work in an instant if you could.
People at work don't give a shit about you, they are not your "friends". Everything is put on.
>>25359212
>let me tell you why you don't really enjoy what you just said you enjoy
no im pretty sure I know my life better than you know it
>>25359076
No its not.
Again - contrary to NEETs retarded beliefs, my work isnt the only thing happening in my life.
I have gym , i have friends, i have my hobbies.
And on top of that i have money and i have a job that satisfy me.
Delude yourself some more.
>>25359068
the prodigal son, god a mission for all of us, ad it is to be neet
>>25359190
>he thought comfyposters weren't trolls
>>25356755
Being a wageslave is fine with me
Currently getting paid to shit post and lurk
>>25359190
>>25359256
You're just failed normies who can't find entertainment in studying.
If you're not suffering under any possible configuration of life you're not a robot.
>>25356445
Doing a good job gives you self esteem and makes you happy
If you leech off others and don't do anything with your life you'll eventually feel like a piece of shit and you will regret it
I used to be a NEET, trust me, I know. Change asap
I literally just masturbated in my office nearly no one is here. I hate this job but i make 50k a yr and i just jerked off
>>25359312
>Doing a good job gives you self esteem and makes you happy
Then you've got self-esteem issues. Why do you need a jewish taskmaster to pat on you on the head and say "Good Goy, here are some shekels" to feel good about yourself?
>If you leech off others
I have no problem leeching from the government.
>>25359356
>from the government
You understand how that works, right.
>>25359371
Yes, I indirectly leech from wageslaves. (Feels pretty good)
I wouldn't feel comfortable leeching from my parents though.
>>25359356
>leeching from the government.
Where do you think the govt gets its money from? From taxing people.
You're leeching off others, and there's no way anyone can honestly feel good about themselves by doing that. You know you suck, and everybody else knows that you suck. Change or you will regret it, it's up to you.
>>25359390
Daily reminder that this is how their "awesome neet life full of moniez taken from someone else " looks like.
Stay mad, neetcunts.
>>25356749
not if you spend the money on long term enjoyable educational activity and leisure, rather than HURR I NEED EXPENSIVE CAR TO SIT IN TRAFFIC HURR
>>25359425
Are you kidding me ? The government throws me thousands a year. I literally just ate 250g smoked salmon as a snack.
I woke up at 10, lifted for 2 hours ate some eggs with whole bread. Then proceeded to shitpost for a few hours.
Tonight I'm gonna eat some sweet potatoes with chicken and broccoli. Afterwards I'm gonna play some games on my 3000$ gayming PC.
Not everyone lives in poverty central USA. Stay mad, wagekeks.
>>25359533
I like how you don't even state where you're from because anyone could just look up unemployment benefits and see how little you actually get
>>25359533
>The government throws me thousands a year.
Whoa buddy!
Better not spend all 5000 you got this year in one place.
>>25359594
The Netherlands, did my Aryan hair not give it away :^)?
I also get a full sized 'PGB' in case you want to look it up which is about 25k a year.
>>25359533
Sure you did. Thats why everyone sane avoid unemployment like a virus.
>>25356445
jokes on you, alarm goes off at 5:30am, at work by 7am
>>25359627
Yesss goy! *rubs hands*
>>25359533
jij nutteloze kutmongool, ga eens iets nuttigs doen
>>25359618
thats directly connected to previous work length and last earned wages idiot
>>25359675
>Expecting someone who's dumb enough to be unable to find a job to have basic literacy.
Lmao.
>>25359533
Daily reminder that NEETs actually get less from the government. I get:
>daycare and education for my kids (you will never have any)
>use of infrastructure like public transport (you never leave home)
>subsidies for buying a home and setting up a small business
But keep thinking your "free" monthly pittance is more valuable.
>>25359675
Wut? No it isn't. It's connected to how 'severe' your (in my case, autism) diagnosis is.
I believe you are referring to WAO ? I have a WAJONG which is basically the best of all benefits.
>>25359665
get the fuck out of this board nederfuck normie
>>25359766
>in my case, autism
>>25356755
>I need females in my life to be happy
Top Kuk
>>25359720
>>Expecting someone who's dumb enough to be unable to find a job to have basic literacy.
Hey this might come as a shocker but I quit my two jobs. Both of the bosses were very sad that I left and even tried to get me back later on but I refused. I shall not wageslave any longer.
>>25359787
Asperger masterrace, friend
>>25356511
>caring about money
>>25359665
>twee keer het woordje nuttig
Hoezo is loonslaven nuttig? Goede goy.
If you're living with your parents and don't contribute to the home you're scum and have no right even pretending you're allowed to have regular discourse with anyone.
>>25356445
Working at a car dealership full time soon after being a net for two years, on the road to riches bitches not tagging along
>>25359190
The idea that neets just sit around making beautiful art and shit all day is retarded. They're just angry because they're repetitive life of eating tendies and playing Katawa Shoujo every day is not fulfilling. I have a job that I enjoy for the most part and I'm proud of. I'm just working there while I go to college but it's not a bad company and they pay me very well for a part time job and I get paid time off. My work also makes my leisure time more valuable because it's more scarce. I think back to the days where I didn't work and I'd be so bored just going online all day. Plus the human interaction is nice sometimes because old guys say weird shit. This one old guy was like "enjoy your youth, one day you'll feel fine, the next you can't wipe your own ass" and this other old guy tried to convince me to become a professional golfer because it "pays a lot"
>>25359280
>who can't find entertainment in studying
more like studying the lore of everquest
>>25359881
What the fuck?
It sounds like you work at a golf course, because I do as well and I have the same experiences
>>25359877
>on the road to riches
Yea no, had you actually owned the dealership it might've been a different story, but for now your future is a poor goy like the rest of the wagecucks here.
>>25359943
I actually work at whole foods and I've never golfed before but it makes the story about he pro golfer guy even funnier I think
>Waste water operator, work in municipal plant
>Night guy
>I watch some dials, occasionally make rounds
>Rest of the time I can do anything but sleep
>Anything breaks, I call the service company
>Listen to music, read, even brought in a TV and my GameCube
>Working on turning an unused section of the locker room into a weight room
>All while dollars roll into my pocket
I feel sorry for you neets. I get to do the same things that you guys get to do, but I get paid $27 an hour to do it. 5 10 hour shifts a week, anything after 40 hours is time and a half, double time on holidays, 4 weeks vacation a year among my other benefits. Last night was my last shift, I'm taking the last of my time off for vacation until Monday.
>>25360219
Man, 50 hours a week literally playing on a game cube and watching shit water.
You're nothing like a neet at all, far worse desu.
>>25356445
>tfw got promotion and workhour increase to full time
>tfw paycheck raised almost 60%
feels good man
>>25360219
How do you get these jobs?
Oh right
>Nepotism
>>25356511
You know what they say,
Another day another dollar.
>>25356445
She fat now senpai
FTFY
love my job.
>>25359877
I work for the finance part and I fucking hate you people. when will you dealer shits learn that when you part exchange the fucking car with the dealer, you are to pay for it immediately so that we won't chase the customer at collections? I was yelled at so many times because of dealer incompetence that it ain't even funny
I'm envious of neets desu. I work as a dishwasher for 20 hours a week and have to live with a room mate because I make fuck all. and they won't give me more hours.
>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who literally, unironically have a job for absolutely no reason other than to give their souls to the rich
>>25356445
>quoting Bukowski
Why not Coehlo while you at it you pretentious cunt ?
Btw NEET life blows, i;ve been there.
>>25362466
I'm a NEET right now and it is great, you're just a normalfag.
>>25362477
I'd rather be normal than fat jobless unloved cunt like you.
Pic related = stuff jobless cunts like you will never have.
>>25361869
Nope. Passed the test, basic math and chemistry. Applied. Median age for a waste water operator is the mid 50's. Being young and willing to work nights made it easy to get hired. From there, they have paid for training and further licenses, getting me more money.
>>25362898
Honestly I don't even want that anymore. I wouldn't even know what to do with it. It would just tell me I'm boring and pathetic it would leave me for Chad. Women are a meme at best
>>25362466
I'll start a job because being neet sucks. But then I really start to hate my life because working is awful, so I get sick of it and quit. It's an endless cycle.
I don't understand why there are so many people who believe you can't have an intimate relationship with a woman if you don't have a job.
Seriously, can someone explain this train of thought to me?
>he doesn't have an easy part time job and a sugar mama
The best of both worlds.
>>25363816
because they will eventually get tired of you being a bum and leave you
you can only have a temporary fling at best
>>25362898
>getting a job
>making money
>getting a woman
>making the worst kind of investment possible
She's literally a leech. Women aren't affordable in the modern world. Back when they could be trusted with not fucking everybody it might have been a somewhat good idea, but now?
She can just throw your whole investition into the drain by fucking Chad at any given moment.
You'd be better off saving up that money in order to open up a toilet factory.
Don't empower the cunts by taking them as concubines. Any form of relationship = cuckoldry.
>>25359881
>>25358851
I'm about to hop in my mazeratti and go gambling
>>25363816
This is pretty much the single reason why I'm not fucking every available girl around. Women require money. I also need money to get by, there's only so much one can do with NEETbux.
>>25356445
>start work at 6
>get out of bed at 430
>12 hour day
>moment I get home is gym food 4vhan bed
>work a rooster of 4 weeks on 1 week off
It's a hard life when you first start but after awhile you begin to think of it as a high payed prison then it becomes home.
>tfw 200k aus after tax
Enjoy your NEETBUCKS kid this one's on me
>>25356445
Thismakes me sit up in bed and clap.
>>25363901
Dude they could never be trusted with not fucking everyone. Men used to be able to beat the shit out of them if they even so much as looked another man in the eyes. It's still that way in some countries.
I agree with you through, forget marriage at least. It's a trap and you'll end up providing for a woman forever, or giving them half your shit so they can go be with the next guy.
