What does real sex feel like?
Don't know, sorry m8
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>>25355545
Why don't you try and find out together ?
It feels like fake sex but you have to deal with a stinking lump of flesh after you're done using it.
>>25355677
Yes. It's not gay if you don't see yourself as a person any longer.
It feels like your ramming your dick into a loose warm onahole which makes over the top squealing noises.
Like grinding your dick on a huge slug.
But legit though who cares?
I hate sex and I hate fun
>>25355746
Does this mean that having sex as a woman feels like being used as a loose warm onahole? That sounds like a pretty okay feel desu.
Without a condom it's pretty fucking good, with condom you are better just getting sucked off or masturbating. Although I've pretty much give up on sex, after turning 25 my erections started to get weak and shitty.
>First time I put dick into vajayjay, I actually thought i went limp, because of the complete difference of feeling. Vagina is so soft and wet...its just so different from fapping, its almost unfathomable.
>Also the act itself is so different also. If you fap, you just sit back in your chair, open porn, and wank it. When you want to sex, you need to come to terms with yourself first, and you have to learn to love yourself. If your mind is full of insecurities, you will not even get an erection. You just must find inner peace. Also the stimulation is absolutely different. When you fap, you use mostly visual stimulus of porn. While during sex, you are often holding your lover tight and mostly see nothing other that side of her head. You can see a bit more in other positions than missionary, but pretty much never the vagina itself (contrary to porn). You are stimulated mostly by touch, not only by feeling the vagina with your dick, but also soft and warm body of your lover, of when you kiss. Also by sound when she moans and even by smell, since your bodies will produce pheromones like crazy.
>Another great difference is the mechanical process of sex itself. You cant just sit back. You must physically move your body parts to produce stimulation. It can by very exciting and the physical exercise can strengthen the overwhelming joyous feeling. But it can also go wrong and you can either set yourself in an uncomfortable position and your muscles might start hurting, or you can overdone the movement and blood will rush away from your penis to the tired muscles, and your boner might go away.
>And don't forget there is another person involved, so you must either overtly or covertly communicate your wishes and turn ons for mutual pleasure. so that implies your are confident and open enough to talk about sexy things.
>To sum up, sex is so different from fapping its almost unexplainable. you just must experience it yourself.
>>25355532
>What does real sex feel like?
Like sticking your dick in a bag of sand.
>>25355532
from the male perspective:
>warm, wet hole ready to use easily
>kissing is fun
>grab boobs, ass, hair
>see a woman in extacy in front of you, moaning and begging for more. it is an affirmation that you are a real man
>you can choose positions and where to look. imagine if porn was interactive.
>cum inside her or on belly, tits, or back. no need to clean much. no shitty lube on hands you need to wash. no feel of dissapointment you always have after a fap. instead, you get a feeling of victory.
from female perspective:
>seeing a man getting hard just from looking at you is the biggest objective compliment you can get. it is a living proof you are beautiful
>getting licked to "warm up". if he is really good this can be the first orgasm
>that first penetration opening you up
>a big muscled male lying over you
>grab his back while he drills you. no dildo or vibrator can compare to a living flesh penetrating you. also the humps from his torso hnnng
>you can ride him. touch his abs, pecs, biceps. kiss his clean shaved manly face.
>moaning actually feels good. it makes everything better.
>getting grabbed in the ass is fantastic. same for boobs and hair pulling if done right.
>a real man will make you cum at least twice. if you are too tired to finish him off, just take a taste from his candy pole. sucking a throbbing erect dick while he is grunting and nearing climax is amazing.
fun for both sides, much more for the ladies if the male knows what he is doing.
>>25356117
Yeah the female part does sound more appealing.
>>25355532
It's overrated. Trust me on this.
>mrw 2016 and sex is on top of people lists
>>25356042
>you
>will
>never
>feel
>this
>feel
>>25355704
You don't have to be so negative. What if they're soulmates ? What if they live the rest of their lives together ?
>>25356213
>tfw no uploading
>tfw no programmatic alteration of people into useful digital mental construct-beings that can perform useful tasks for others like savant autists
>tfw no taking useless depressed people that don't care about their egos any longer and blending them together into hybrid hivemind people that have enough strength to function
>>25356294
W-what ? Is love still possible in that state ? Or is it unnecessary ? Do you think that blending our data together will make us feel at peace ?
>>25356294
Furthermore:
>tfw can't be made into a bisexual geishabot sex savant slave construct for a week or so that others can use for relief
>>25356117
So if you just opened up with going down on her, that's exactly like giving a guy a blowjob?
Does that mean I can give a girl a "blowjob" somewhere secluded if she wants to have sex but I don't want to go PIV and she'd be happy with that?
>>25355987
Sort of, but remember sticking your dick in is only one of the many things people do when having sex.
>>25356343
It would be hyper-love desu. We'd all be the little girl for each other.
>>25355532
As a guy, because I have no idea what girls feel. At first it's not much fun because you only have a vague idea of where to be and move your hips. When you get the swing of it it's mostly a fight to keep yourself from going too fast. Set a good pace, you do have to perform well and all so she's happy. So you'll have that on your mind.
After that imagine your hand is a lot bigger and warmer and surrounding your dick. You don't really feel wetness or anything, but it's like a slightly better than normal wank as you bang. That builds up over time until you have to cum. Then all bets are off, seriously the best feeling ever for a few seconds. Then you're sensitive and have a warm (hopefully well sexed) girl to cuddle with so that's pretty fun.
If that doesn't sound particularly amazing that's because it isnt. But good luck telling that to your body because you will always want to fuck as often as possible.
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>>25356353
yep. although girls will appreciate a handjob in those scenarios because it is more practical. another difference is that unlike guys, girls take a little more time to get aroused. a spontaneous oral on a girl is much less common than a spontaneous oral on a boy.
You know, I don't understand people with defects, be they social, mental, physical, what have you, who want to have sex. The whole fucking point of sex, the whole reason it's so pleasurable, is not the physical pleasure in and of itself, as we can all give ourselves better orgasms than we can give each other, but the affirmation that we are worth sex from another human. Most people are not and if they had the least bit of self-awareness, they would realize that their partners are extremely aware of this during the act as well. Thus the sex itself is a pale shadow of the sex that chads and stacies (ubermenschen) have.
Being settled for is not sexy. It is not pleasurable. I don't get hard off being settled for. The thing of it is, a lot of people are still deluded into thinking that sex is this amazing physical pleasure, and these tend to be the same people who buy into the memes like hallucinogens being life-changing experiences. People who don't put a great deal of thought into things. The quest for sex shouldn't even be on your mind if you're fat or short or asthmatic or etc etc etc.
>>25357532
>he fell for the "i'm not enjoying this" meme
disregard her "nonverbal cues." 99% of the time, bitches act unattached during sex on some level or another. just like they do every fucking second leading up to the sex. this should come as no shock. do your best to please her. but realize that most of them have no concept of reciprocating.
>"Being settled for is not sexy."
>he doesn't know that women are dirtier than men
they just aren't as open about it. that's another reason they act bored during sex unless you've known them for a while - once a dick is in them, they're just like men. grunting and humping on it. it's the biological imperative. don't overthink it so much.
>>25357532
big fucking truth bomb here, first time i had sex after losing a fuck load of weight was incredible because she wanted it so fucking bad, looking deep into my eyes n shit as she came.
>>25357532
>tfw asthmatic but hidden it all my life and have now served 4 years as an officer in the Army commandos
>regularly shag bitches
>bretty gud online dating game
Suck it dicknigga I'm ubermensch
>>25356042
>If your mind is full of insecurities, you will not even get an erection. You just must find inner peace.
JUST
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T
>>25355532
Not as good as you imagine it will
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>>25357840
TL;DR having sex is not worth the effort. There are better things in life.
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>>25357747
normie scum leave this instant
>>25358034
> officer in the army commandos
No that's not normal tbqhwymm
