Since there's no alcohol board this is the best place to ask
What's the best wine for a weak sissy like me to drink
>>25355408
Franzia. It comes in a box at the store.
Cyanide tastes pretty good
>>25355408
>buying wine at the local liquor
>cashier gives me this look
>that'll be blah blah amount of money
>hand him the money
>he suddenly says "you buying this for yourself, whahahaha" with a laugh like from one of those animes
>"n-no it's a gift for my mother"
>"ah alright then" "need anything else lad"
>"n-no im fine"
>pay
>rush out of store quickly
>don't go back to that store again
White Zinfandel, right up your alley.
Shiraz is the sweetest red wine and the one I like. It's still pretty tart for someone who is used to hyper sweet drinks like cola and stuff so you'll need to go easy
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>>25355445
He was having a friendly bantz with you. The proper response would've be "absolutely this is only to get me started"
Jesus christ how can you people be so socially dense
>>25355408
Port
>>25355408
Yeah, what >>25355421 said, that red wine in teh box at walmart is only like 9 abv of which is like having strong beer, so it's weak for wine, and also cheap, because box. White wine i usually lower I have heard, if there is a white for that boxed stuff.
Think white can typically be a bit sweeter, red more tart, and white is good chilled or warm whereas red is best warm. just get whatever
>>25355470
>Jesus christ how can you be so socially dense
>>25355408
>any white wine
>make sure its cold
>maybe put an ice cube or 2 in there
>>25355408
Cream Sherry and lemonade.