>Get new dog
>She loves chasing the water that comes out of the hose and drinking it
>Think what if I pee'd infront of her
>mfw she drinks my urine
>mfw dick became a bitch magnet
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>Have half-full Gatorade sitting out for a few days
>Late one night playing Halo fill the rest with piss
>Friend comes over asks if he can have said gatorade
>Say sure, go ahead
>He drinks most of it
>inform him that half was my piss
>He goes and pucks in my front yard
>Pretty funny all in all