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ITT: Moments of your life that you regret
>Be me
>Chat up a girl in Mexico
>We get to know each other in the span of an hour
>it was getting dark out
>Decided to call it a day
>On the way home four dudes show up
>"What were you doin talking to her?"
>This guy was actually planning to jump me the moment I started talking to that girl
Prepare for edge
>Whip out butterfly knife
>just do the same two tricks over and over while moving my body around
>This autist dance actually scared them off for good
>huh well what do you know
>on my way home again
>see the girl
>She explains to me that guy was an ex who's been making her life like shit for half a year by scaring guys away
>After some time she offers me some time at her place
>We fuck
>Next day
>playing KoF 2k2 yeah yeah
>She comes to me
>asks me to come over again
>Sure? I mean I didn't much of it besides more secks so why not
>At her house she brings out some toys
>She tells me she wants to experiment with different things
>Tell her I'm not up for it
>She threatens to cut herself over me leaving
>This bitch is crazy!
>I can't deal with seeing people inflict self harm, I hate anyone that does or threatens it
>My guilt gets the better of me because I'm hella beta
>Sex for 3 weeks with various shit going on (butt plug, dildo, blindfolded sex, bondage)
>One point she tries to go down on me while saying some shitty one liner
>Instincts hit me and made me slap her without hesitation
>Silence
>She gets super mad at me and tells me to go
>As I'm leaving happily she tells me she'll tell people of the town that I raped her
>Nothing happened, most likely because my dad was kind of seen as an important guy there because hey he has money
>All the guilt I had for that ex boyfriend as he was really trying to save me from a crazy bitch