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How would you have handled the situation if you were Alexa?
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How would you have handled the situation if you were Alexa?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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I wouldn't lead the guy on like she did.
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>>25353099
Are you sure?

Not like there's any detriment in it for her and she probably considers it funny.
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>>25353081
I would drop on my knees and suck his cock for hours in front of everybody.
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she made the best choice, what the fuck was she supposed to do? this is worse than being publicly asked to marry

>i got 2 hugs and 2 thumbs up
and that's most he's ever gotten
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Is Alexa a 10 like someone mentioned in the comments?
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1:36
"oh fuck this beta spend money on me shit shit"
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>>25353081
was that pathetic white boi going for a kiss when she hugged him? lmao

whites are such cuccks
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>>25353185
absolutely she is
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>>25353220
That's what a 10 is in general opinion?
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>>25353099
How is she leading him on?
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>>25353099
Come on, she rejected him as gracefully as possible. He put the moved in on her in front of their whole class and the camera. That would have been as awkward as fuck.
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Wow I haven't cringed that hard since bowel of eggs guy
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>>25353081
Hey! she has winged scapula too. nice
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on some level he had to know this wouldnt work. i refuse to believe anyone is that ignorant
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>>25353161
Actually, he's doing pretty good. /r9k/ tracked him down a few months ago. Got a QT christian gf, social media, all the normie shit. I forget what his last name is, something fucking weird.
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took this screen shot from her instagram

further prove that stacy only wants chads dick
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https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/?hl=en

>she went on to have a life filled with chads and success and normieness
>garret could very well be reading this thread right now
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>>25353299
She's also got a hideous stomach.
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>>25353081
Tfw she's dating chad
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Slap the faggot and tell him he needs to stop being a huge autist.
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>>25353325
>geyshsks
>1st^
>jwnsbdks

normies are literally degenerate animals who are incapable of coherent speech
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>>25353298
>bowel of eggs guy
never 4get
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>>25353351
That's right tbqh familia senpai
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>>25353336
Every normie bitch under the sun wishes she had a cancer scar they could horde for free attention
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Originap photo from Youtube.
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You just know it wasn't even his idea. Most likely some teacher or his mom another or female authority put it in his mind that this would be a good idea and helped him Serb it up, even videotape it. In the end it was a prank on him done by women as a collective
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>>25353341
Honestly, they both deserve each other. They're both Model-teir. Us ugly people have no right interfering in their destiny.
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>>25353081
I don't blame her in anyway. The mating ritual just didn't succeed. He could have, you know, asked first. He went from not asking...
>to autism.
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>>25353336
yea, that's pretty weird
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she's obviously a qt
I don't get it: doesn't this make him a pedophile? why should I feel guilty for being attracted to her when everyone quite clearly acknowledges that she is beautiful?
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>>25353383

Reminds me of that Arnold Swwaazzeenneggeerr and Jaime Lee Curtis copy/pasta.
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>>25353402
>mating ritual
Where's that 'rare hands-free tip' image?
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>>25353396
I'd be fine with this, beautiful people getting beautiful people, if that meant uggos and average get each other. Unfortunately all woman want model tier men..
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>>25353383
Shit, he really dropped the mike on that one. Also, check 'em.
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>>25353402
One of the comments on the videos refers to his dance as being
>freestyle autism
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>>25353311
Well, he is a weird kid but he has some confidence/charisma. He can appear in front of a video and talk without stuttering and even do a dance. He is no Chad but that counts for something.
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>>25353422
Look no further than the dancing kids hat. He decided that rather than talk he should just go full autism.
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>>25353325
fuccccck that guy is such a chad
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>mfw used to wear a fedtrilby and dance like this at the school discos
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>>25353463
>tfw in high school i used to dance like shawn micheals while singing his theme song at lunch time

everytime i think about it it kills me a little inside
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>>25353492
what grade were you in?
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>>25353458
+height

>tfw a qt will never call you a stud
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>>25353507
i was a freshman, m8
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>>25353325
>>25353341
>>25353518
>That Jaw and Chin
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here's her titties lol
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>>25353518

He's only like 5'10

Are the majority of guys on here sub 5'8 or something?
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>>25353556
Yes. And he's taller than 5'10 you fucking roastie.
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>>25353325
man I'm pretty sure this guy is too god even for alexa

he's like a model look at that jaw and chin, his face is literally perfect he's probably basketball captain and has rich parents shiiiet life is so not fair
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>>25353571
something is not right here...
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>>25353341
he's got perfect teeth and OOOO look at those cheekbones
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>>25353571

Looks like i struck a nerve.

Sorry sweetheart, but girls don't like men that are below average height unless you're rich. You should lower your standards.
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>>25353325
she's a loli
he's a pedophile
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>>25353586
He's QB actually
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>>25353571
Why does he do this lmao I'm 5'6 and not even this insecure.
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>>25353341
That is no chad he is ugly as fuck. he looks like he is constantly stoned.
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>>25353623
Downey jnr is shameless when it comes to lifts.
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Reminder that Garrett is a normie nowdays.
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>>25353627
I guess you can say he's High on life
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>>25353571
>>25353623

I bet he even still stands on his tippy toes even with those on for pictures LOL
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>>25353627
Implying girls don't like that

>he's so chill :3

>>25353651
Proof?
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>>25353437
I remember reading "freestyle atheism"
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>>25353676
>Proof?

Check archives, there were threads about it.
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>>25353627

He looks like Elvis with that smile

Even as a man i can say he's perfect
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>>25353492
don't worry man we all did embarrassing shit in school
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>>25353697
Eggys such a dreamboat. How can he not have a qt gf?
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>>25353691
Too much work

How is he a normie?
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>>25353736
He has a gf.
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>>25353736
He's got a qt christian gf. He's a super normie. What's his last name someone? It's really fucking unusual.
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>>25353736
I gotchu f@m

his insta is: NO__GRAVITY__

his account is private tho
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>>25353760
>>25353772
i don't believe either of you
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>>25353772
His last name is Noga
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>>25353833
https://www.instagram.com/no__gravity__/
His account is private. I'm sure someone had a photo of him and his QT. If it's private he's probably aware of the interest in his life from /r9k/.
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>>25353918
He certainly looks less autistic, which makes the whole #makeherday even funnier. I imagine he's more self aware now and knows he'll never live that down
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Fuck me, if i actually went for the DOZENS of cute and available girls back in my teenage years instead of being hopelessly infatuated with 10/10s i could have had so many gfs, hotter than any of the 20-something fat slags i could get now.
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Garret became a norman after that roastie roasted him
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>>25354432

He hit his growth spurt and stayed thin, the lesson here is just grow taller.
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Holy fuch mr Garret gets the pussi he put away the fedora and glasses and it looks like he almost started to work out, from beta to Chad
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>>25354479
who is garret?
i hope you dont mean the queer ass looking piece of shit in the corner who makes this retarded hand sign
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>>25353207
wow XDDD LE MASTER RACE TROLL WITH NO FRIENDS ON R9K XDD
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>>25353325
she looks like a little rich snob tho
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>>25353099

Lead him on how? Some weird faggot comes in and starts dancing in front of her when she's hanging out with actual friends. She either sat there and humored him or walked out of the room.
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>>25353081

>"That just made my day"
>5 minutes later with Chad
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>>25353586
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?
he looks absolutely shit, he looks like other people wipe their ass with his face.
wtf fuck man are you sure you dont want to suck his dick too?
you disgust me even as a loser
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>>25355261
New to /r9k/

Is chad supposed to represent an alpha or some shit.
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>>25353081

try and turn him into a spree shooter by laughing at him
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>>25355363

please see the attached animation for a demonstration
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>>25355403
God damn that bitch is ugly as fuck
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>>25355363
listen my lil nigga
get out of this place, dont let it suck you in
close the tab, watch some porn, get it out your system
but dont come back

you'll regret it in a few years if you dont take my advice
dont be one of us
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>>25353616
>implying you wouldn't go for lols if you were chad
top key why would he settle for some old roastie who only wants money instead of a pure loving virging girl?
pedophile h8ers BTFO again
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>>25353627
Pot is for chads
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>>25353918
more like no__fedora__ kek
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>>25353530
Why the fuck would you post something like that on social media? People put their lives out there way too much.
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>>25354432
>attention whores
>attention whores everywhere
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>>25353530
>tfw you just wanted to see if she was dating anyone
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>>25353325
>further prove that stacy only wants chads dick

>An attractive woman only wants an attractive man
#wow #whoa
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>>25353325
his hair is beyond retarded
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>>25355403

Have you got other webm's of this video? I want to archive them.
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>>25353341
Kid kinda reminds me of James Franco
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>>25357478

rare footage of the near future
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>>25353325
Why does that guy look like Guts
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>>25357478

this is the fate of all normies
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I swear I'm not a pedo or ephebophile but Alexa is beautiful
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>>25353099
>it's the girl's fault some super autist came in and started dancing in front of everyone
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>>25353325
>pretty girl chooses good-looking guy instead of fedora-wearing autist

shocking
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Silly cuck, can't he see he is out of her league?
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>>25353325
Literally it is only matter of centimeters if you will have handsome bone structure or you will be round ugly.

And of course I had to lose the genetic roulette
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>>25353081
I'd leave and find the nearest mall and fuck as many sexually repressed daddys in their SUV's and vans as I can so they buy me purses and shoes and call me a good little girl.
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THIS BUMP IS FOR YOU
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>>25353243
In everywhere general? It depends but usually short girl (so manlets fel better) blonde, normal sized boobs (not too big or small) and a round ass
In /r9k/ general? Loli.
Even better if anime 2d loli
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>>25353336
She's sucking in her belly and that creates skin flaps
>>25353351
>women
Fixed it for you
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>>25353607
Dumb fuck roastie bitch.
>lower your standards
We have no standards at all. Anything would suffice.
But you?
I bet you're just a fat roastie whore that's not even 4 feet tall, weighs about 290 pounds and spends all day downing McDonalds and "healthy salads" drowned in ranch creams and bacon and cheese, right? And then you ask for a 6" 4' guy with chiseled face features and abs and shit. You entitled roastie fuck.
While we might be less than 6 feet tall, we actually deserve normal looking women, since at least we know what our limits are and aim straight ahead or maybe lower, while you and pretty much all other women in the world want the top 2% of model chads while 90% of you look like total shit, fat, and roastie, 5% are average, and other 5% are stacies
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>>25353207
Spotted the shill
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>>25360877
As an average looking gay dude, I would date a 6 foot 6/10 before I would date a 10/10 that was shorter than 5'9. Short dudes are just incredibly unattractive, I wouldn't even be able to take you seriously, how am I supposed to be attracted to/intimidated by someone who is smaller than me.
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>>25353081
Similar to what Alexa did. She was nice, but showed clear signs she wasn't interested.

Honestly, neither Alexa nor Garrett did anything wrong in this. It's the cunts and that shit company that put him up to this.
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