>drunk as shit again
>fall down the stairs again
Thank fuck my parents aren't home, that really fucking hurt
>mfw people make a big deal out of you acting like a dumbass while drunk like it actually matters or means anything
Plebs as far as the eye can see
>>25352621
I TOLD YOU BRO
>>25352621
Are you by chance black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_yWiGDC-68
>>25352621
Three years ago on Christmas Eve I vomited in my bed. This year I managed to shit in it while I slept.
Alcohol truly is a miracle drug.
>>25352621
did you survive?
>>25352765
at this rate, you'll be shitting out blood and organs next Christmas
>>25352811
Yes but literally my first thought when I realized I wasn't catching myself on the wall was "Welp I'm going to break my neck good job you fucking moron"
>>25352826
Probably. Then again I hope that it happens this New Year instead of next Christmas.