Go to your local craigslist and bring something back form the personals page
>>25350467
>bdsm community
>asexual
all of my what
>>25350520
It's called being a special snowflake
I decided to go for the low-hanging fruit instead of really pick around for something wild
>"full figured"
>black
>2 kids
lmao
seems legit, I think I'm gonna go for this one
oh man what a looker
>No gay guys
Lol what the fuck. All the craigslist postings in this area are greasy as fuck
>>25350755
>that font
What are you doing familia?
CL is now a dating site
>>25350755
That phone font is FUCKING bullshit
>>25350773
Whats wrong with the font? Its not as boring as the default font
>>25350809
i love how defensive you got lol
>>25350808
>>25350773
I changed it to samsung sans, not sure if I like it as much as choco cooky
Another greasy cL post
>>25350856
i dont know how but somehow that font is actually uglier
i liked the old squiggly one, you keep doing you dude
>>25350755
>Cree Native
And it all makes sense.
>>25350755
I fucking lost it at the "8-10 inches" part.
The men here are all depressing, they're all failed normies, still trying to get back into the normie life. They had a good taste of it and they want more. Admirable but quite sad, honestly.
who the fuck has their own gloryhole?
>Every W4M ad
>"I'm a little bit chubby"
>>25350984
It's almost always a fucking bedsheet strung up between a door with a hole cut in it..
Oh god this
>>25350995
>It's almost always
do you want to tell us something anon?
>All those desperate betas who go on about non-virgin girls being like used fleshlights now BTFO by this man selling a used fleshlight
I bet he'll get money for it too, these things are expensive
>>25350984
Yeah I've seen this a lot on my city's CL as well, are they expecting to fuck through a mail slot or smth
ok, this has to be bait from one of you guys
>her age
[obligatory text post]
I suppose I appreciate the straightforwardness?
Also, fuck, why have I never actually looked at CL personals before? This is fucking hysterical.
>>25351080
>I've failed her standards
>>25351080
Whoa... lawdy
Holy fuck, they really exist.
Check this guy out, he should just break things off with his lady instead of living a lie. Maybe he's in this thread, considering how there's so many traps here or so it seems.
>>25351122
I forgot the image
OK this one is in french but basically it's along the lines of
>whoever you are this is an activity to do together but PLATONIC (no homo)
>A company that organizes events to vent some frustrations or just have some "fun" (with a bat, a mace(?), a good kick) on furniture or other objects in recycling piles.
>You have to have a reservation and at least nine people.
>I am a sociable 30 year old man. I don't have a lot of friends and I'm very interested in this.
basically he wants you to pay him actual money to reserve actual spots for group events to go beat up trash.
My french is poor so I'm not sure if he's saying he runs this company or just that there is one, but it's definitely some kind of actual business he's soliciting clients for, to go beat up couches in the street.
What a time to be alive
>>25351082
Haha it's just like the redpill comics.
>>25351135
>Fight Couch
The first rule of Fight Couch is you do not talk about Fight Couch
>>25351082
wow thanks mr MRA for all those implications, because you totally know everything there is to know about this chick from one fucking (very boring) CL ad
>>25351133
christ
>Triple d cup titties
how does he hide that from his current girl?
>>25351137
No need to point out a common mistake around here, newfriend. maybe you should go back to reddit.
Why is this in the personals section?
Is making a board game that hard? Haven't most board games been made by one guy? This is fishy.
>netflix n chill
dont let ur memes b dreams
>>25350598
It's called tumblr
>>25351082
Notice she added (to the right person) she's only loyal to chad, as soon as she sees a better one all her loyalty will transfer to him, leaving the other guy fucked and forgotten about.
>>25350467
That's not Lancaster PA by any chance is it?
>>25351135
How is it that I moved back from France when I was a toddler, failed High School french, and yet can read most of this listing? My ability to comprehend written French confuses me.
Back on point, though, this is actually a thing that already exists, I remember reading articles about it a few years ago. I think it was in Japan or Korea. Sounds pretty fun though.
Wait, I just had a great business idea. Start demolition company. Young frustrated professionals pay me to let them come smash a house. Then homeowner pays me for demo work.
>>25350467
i wanted to post "Trans 420 tattooed blue haired hairstylist down for sex and cash - t4m 20" but it was flagged for removal.
appears legitim8
>>25351032
> these things are expensive
$80 is expensive bro?
>>25351168
>Fight Couch
A N C I E N T M E M E S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fvfsT3LNNM
>>25351385
I thought they were well over a hundred but still, 35 on an 80 buck thing is a good deal
a fleshlight id avoid but i would buy, say, a dragon dildo for half off even if it were used
If only I still had my entire penis.
Holy Jesus
>>25351017
7/10
Would gently poke with dick
>>25351080
what? look normla to me
>320lbs
>6'3"
sounds like a qt trap to me
>>25351411
>people who post all that shit expecting anyone to read it
like, do these people themselves even read all that shit
>tfw considering posting an ad to find friends
got a real class act coming through
>>25351249
It's a bot that spammed all the sections, check all the job boards and a similar ad should be there.
They do this a lot, then they'll ask for "sample work" and after they get that you'll never hear back from them because you just did an assignment they're getting paid for.
>>25351353
>she's taller than I
oh anon plz get nudes!
>>25351298
Sexuality: tumblr
>>25351464
2bh my homie I posted one a while back and at least made a steam friend with a fellow furry who's apparently an indie game dev of some kindI've been scared to log back in ever since because I'm a total fraud non-developer and dont wanna get exposed
>>25350755
which one of you fags was this
>>25351174
I'm thinking that's a deluded crossdresser who has accepted his fully done up form as his "female self"Mastectomy implants, if he's serious about being trans. Some cheap silicone bra fillers if he's not
>>25351501
Jeez
She has a fucked up face and she's trying too damn hard to be sexy on that Motel 6 bed. Gross.
>>25350958
You just described me ):
>>25351580
I don't want any woman who describes herself as "sneaky"
>you finally find a qt gf, your other half, "the one"
>you think you've finally made it, you're finally succeeded at life
>today's gonna be a great day, because someone cares for me, and want to see me be happy
...nope just kidding lol all Chad needs is one fucking glance and she already belongs to him. :^)
>>25351501
Toms River, NJ? L o c a l
>>25351580
That's a hooker you twit
Ok which one of you bots did this?
>>25351501
That's pretty funny.
>>25351528
This is also really funny.
>>25351592
sorry to hear that
>>25351659
Well yeah. Most of the women on craigslist are hookers.
Those are pics of Chads with manbuns btw
>>25351614
>le chad getz all the grills may may
guys are E-Z sluts too
>>25351631
I actually live in northern NJ, i'm down here visiting my mother for the holidays.
>>25351614
>then make my boyfriend clean us both up. lol
>Even though I could prolly make him do it
>I could ... make him do it
So, you can be an existential cuck?
What the fuck is up with my area.
>>25351174
Lol. read again. he said that's what he wants, not what he has.
>>25351667
Hey that's nearby!
>>25351746
>Courage the Cowardly Dog t-shirt
He's alright, hope mommy gets him a date and makes them tendies.
He kinda looks like a cartoon.
>>25350467
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
More content
Wow alot of content here
Stop fucking muting me
>>25351614
>>25351729
maybe that couple is already a cuck couple
>>25351746
>Portland
owned
>>25351797
d-does he have four tits
>>25350467
come cum 2 today.
>This man is literally asking to become a cuckold
>>25351321
No, that's Lancaster, CA.
>Gay people are normal and not degenerate
you're a pretty big guy
Dude must've been tricked by one too many craigslist fatties.
>some supplies that would make it easier to stay asleep
>>25351746
pdxfag reporting in, I am disappointed but not surprised
What a hot hunk this man is
>>25351912
based craigslist man telling the truth
>>25351912
Shit I cropped off the end part
>I just want to know if you're 130lbs. or less.
Because if my dick can't get hard straddling your Nabisco-sculpted anatomy, you can forget about holding hands in public. You ham sandwich fuck.
I know there is another LAfag in this thread besides me
>>25351608
i feel like this ad will receive a lot of replies
>expecting normalcy from CL people
probably the one "forum" online that is more insane than 4chan. R&R section is two parts whining and fifteen parts actually insane people. Tons of flat-earth theory people on mine
>>25351746
He isn't 18 and he made that add himself.
He just wants to fuck old ladies/older girls
>>25351818
keking uncontrollably
>>25351851
This is really sketchy.
>>25351857
A woman's life is so hard.
>>25350467
I dont know why there are so mnay trans here its kinda spook desu
>>25351975
>DDF
>420 and poppers ok
Well which is it?
really hot shit coming through
I fucked up the other two posts but here's the full version for anyone who wants to save it.
>I don't care about looks
>but you've got to send pics first
BITCH LIKE YOU'VE GOT ANY RIGHT TO JUDGE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
AND ANOTHER THING, CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR PROPERLY YOU SEACOW!
>>25351932
I wonder why he has to go on craigslist....
>his text foreplay game is trash too
topkek
>>25352008
130lbs would make for a skinny girl if she's tall or muscular, seems a bit dumb to pick that as an upper limit.
>>25351937
>130 pounds
The type of woman hes talking about usually weighs 180 or more though
>>25352005
>tfw there's practically no dog-fucking in my city
I don't understand it. Every town but mine seems super kinky.
>tfw no knotty bf ;A;
>>25351914
>he hasnt already prebought supplies to daterape a woman
I want normos to leave
>>25352037
an actual skinny curvy girl would easily be around 130 lbs or less
>>25351120
You're from LA County me too 818
>>25351938
Me, at least, wouldn't be surprised if there were more.
I run into a lot of LA robots on here. This city seems to breed us. Sometimes I think we'd be normies, even minor chads anywhere else, but the chad bar is set so fucking high here and the women are so goddamn vapid that anybody who's not a movie star or self-obsessed narcissist gets fucked over.
>>25352119
America is a shithole and LA epitomizes a lot of the problems. I'm not surprised it generates a lot of broken people with broken dreams.
>>25352111
>>25352119
again, right on the 818/323 border here. (Universal City-ish.)
>Up for just about anything besides being alone and miserable
he's a real robot
>>25352141
>>25352005
whats with the need to fuck dogs?
>>25352037
Men are retarded when it comes to weight. Plenty of them lust over girls over 130 but since they are more muscular and carry their weight better they don't notice it.My friend likes slim girls but he's one of the few men who know about body fat and body fat distribution/WHR is more important than actual weight most of the time
White girls look like shit bigger than 130 usually but the ethnic girls carry it better
>>25352160
Damn he's a robot and doesn't even know it.
>>25352160
man, beta uprising RIGHT NOW apparently
>>25352102
A fit girl with muscle can easily be over 130lbs if she's over 5'7 or so. The taller the slimmer obviously, but muscle and extra height is heavy. For reference, there are plenty of Victoria's Secret models who are around 120-125lbs. You don't suddenly get a landwhale if you add 10lbs onto a model skinny body.
Note the edit times
God damn.
Get a load of this guy
>>25352005
Beastiality is supposedly a common thing amongst lesbians, i read.
>>25352037
>>25352038
If a woman weighs more than 110 they belong in the trash.
>>25352211
>body:big
>height:5'6
>>25352211
It's Florida, what were you expecting?
Is there something less sketchy than CL to find hookups?
>>25352211
>usually keep my herpes secret
>gave 16yo gf herpes unknowingly
>p.s. i'm bicurious
>>25352211
good luck. thats more than most women in every period of history including the past andpresent
how does it feel having stupid tastes?
its like a girl wanting chubby curvy men.. just no
>>25352413
Did i say 110? I meant 90-95
You triggered roast?
This thing has had some serious miles put through it.
>>25352413
go fucking back to fucking reddit
She's mai waifu guys, pls no one save this image.
>>25352200
>tfw not fit but 5'7 and 135lbs and still have a thigh gap.
Oh well I'm content with this no one guesses my true weight anyway.
>>25352475
>having anal sex past the age of 30
It's time to pack up your homosexuality and move on
>>25350755
Imagine getting sucked off by a 6'0 heavyset native american
I'd be too intimidated to cum
>>25351120
What the fuck, I found one too.
>>25350467
This is one is quite interesting. I really do not understand this one at all family
>>25352733
>smokes cock
It's okay, he's one of us
>>25352733
Guy just wants you to play killer7. What's the problem?
>>25352733
Is that a fetish?
hippies
>>25352455
No. but your tastes are biologically unhealthy.
liking very skinny and very fat partners is degenerate and means you have a mental imbalance.
>>25352478
no but some people are literal biological fuckups
>>25352733
obvious troll ad.
I was thinking if making one using chad intagram pictures, naming the ad "psychopath looking for masochist", in the details i'd put :"looking for a woman willing to be hung from a tree and hit with a bat, beaten until unconscious and then raped while so."
Do you think someone would call the police, and would i get in trouble?
Personally i think women would let chad do anything to them and it'd be interesting to see how many women would reply to the ad. right?
>>25350746
What's part favor friendly?
>>25352813
How much do you weigh?
If pic related isn't attractive, i don't know what is.
>>25352813
>No. but your tastes are biologically unhealthy.
>liking very skinny and very fat partners is degenerate and means you have a mental imbalance.
An autistic neckbeard thinks he's a moral authority and psychiatrist.
Brilliant.
>>25352859
>Do you think someone would call the police
yes
>and would i get in trouble?
Probably not
>>25352813
If your girlfriend is over 15 you've lost
>>25351670
...can this be the rosey mommy guy?
>SJW's having sex
gross.
>>25352913
I used to find this body type attractive before I went through puberty. It was the body type that I thought I was supposed to be attracted to(supermodels), when I hit puberty I started craving chubby girls and middle aged women.
>>25353327
>samurai jack
>stinky pit attack
what in fucks name
I know his feels tho in a way. It makes me cringe internally because it reminds me of myself
what if I got my dick sucked by this dude
>>25350520
You can like the pain aspect purely, not the sexual aspects. Might make some people feel good.
You need to be perfect to get this ;^)
>>25353694
thats not real
>Must also have no problem with the fact that a web cam will be running
not that funny but i love this guy's pic
>>25354074
>.png
>alexandra
>>25351082
>Looks don't matter.
>But naturally we must have an attraction to each other.
>Age doesn't matter.
>Would prefer an older guy.
>Love you unconditionally.
>You must have a job, a car and live alone
>>25350467
>bigender
I won't dress or act feminine
>asexual
I won't have sex with you ever
>demi-romantic
I won't fall in love with you
Tumblr is like a different languaje already.
>>25351133
Someone should bait this fag for a pic and expose him
>>25350678
>intelligent
>single mother
>"not on here to play games"
>26
>>25351017
LOOKIT DAT SHEEEEEIIIlT
>Im nice to ewerywunbecause Im a huge pussyand cant confront anybodybut I have a le dark side hurrrrr
I am actually thankful for r9k and r/theredpill. I was going in this "edgy Tumblr psychopath who takes his emo music seriously and is a wannabe artist" direction. I am far from a normie now but at the least Im a zero instead of a negative.
W-what is this?
What is the point of this?
>>25350746
"Fit"
>Smokes
AbsoluteIy amazing
Oh come the fuck on, what the hell is this?
>>25356547
Give him a call anon. Go lose your virginity.
>>25356547
WE ARRRRR PEE? MY LIZARRRRD SPIT.
DO YOU LIKE IT YES OR NO?
>>25351345
Because French is basically English with a different accent and grammar
>>25350746
You're just jealous because his potions are too strong for you traveller
>>25352678
have fun getting catfished faggot
>>25350958
That's fucking sad as shit.
It reads like he does this a lot.
>>25350804
>ethnicity: German, French, Irish, Dutch, Cherokee
never change Americans
Couldn't find anything that interesting, just a bunch of cheating housewives/husbands. There was a cuckoldry one but it wasn't very long.
Pic related is obviously a robot
also
>anime
>>25351170
owie owie
>>25351857
Is it bad that I want this kind of relationship? Would be nice for her to have sex with me too.. but I don't mind if she sleeps around as long as she doesn't leave me.
>>25351932
I think he's good looking.I'm male.
All these housewives looking for some fun on the side don't deserve shit. you chose that path now stick with it. feel like contacting them and telling them to meet someplace, then I can knock 'em out. leave them with a bruise and a note telling them to pack it in.
explain that to your husband, bitch.
>>25356924
You can even leave a calling card with your super hero symbol on it. I like it.
>>25351798
Hi, to the big guy who spent much of the flight wearing a mask. Hard to say how old you were: maybe 40, bald. Although the flight plan only lists me, my men and Dr. Pavel, if you ever want to fly good I'll call it in, please get back to me.
We had a brief chat, and perhaps you can remind me of your plans so I know it's for you.
Yikes.
O R I G I N A L
R R
I I
G G
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A A
L L
>>25356986
SANDY FUCKING CHEEKS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
She's out egged eggman
>>25350467
God damn Americans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
Why can't fat women just die already?
craigslist is almost dead in my country
>>25351796
Walter White
too lazy to prnt scrn
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/w4m/5379586751.html
BBW with HSV
fucking gross.
>>25350840
Because you insulted his font dumb cunt. Most people get defensive when you fucking insult them.
>>25357211
>in Stuttgart leben
Untermensch.
>>25350755
>looking to suck
>no gays guys
/fit/ and /b/ user detected
>>25352166
fatty detected. Go lose some weight
>>25350755
>no gay guys
>is looking to suck other dude's off
the men getting bj'd are deep in the closet like trap posters
>>25351120
>r/asianmasculinity: the post
>>25356691
thats the way of the road bubs
>slightly damaged bodywork
>divorced
>>25352482
you gonna fuck her?
>>25357359
Eigentlich wohn ich in Neckartailfingen aber Stuttgart ist die naechstgroessere Stadt
le epic neckartailfingen meme x-D ^^
>>25356360
To warn people about a bad hooker obviously
>>25354074
>Joy Division
Mein neger
>>25357723
>neckartailfingen
lol, Holzgerlingen hier - Bock zu saufen brudi?
Craigslist is somewhat depressing. Everyone seems so desperate there. Not only in the personals section, but everywhere. People spam and fight over scraps.
Be honest, would you?
>>25358446
My craigslist is overloaded with gay 30-40 year olds and the only women who are on are fake women
It kinda sucks
>>25354074
>muscular
>built
>athletic
with that tummy I'm not so sure
>>25351434
>18
>sitting with my daughter
