who is he?
the right can't be a real person, please tell me it is not real. i've seen those kids with progeria on discovery channel but this is far more scary. those kids at least get the kindness of everyone they see because their appearance. the guy in the picture above is literally fucking despicably ugly (he looks like an ugly cunning despicable villain of a fantasy franchise) but is not deformed enough to receive the understanding and compassion of society.
PLEASE tell me this isn't a real person.
This is his ex gf
>>25350024
HOW??? that cant be possible
>>25350024
I don't feel bad for eggman anymore knowing he's a normie.
He brought it upon himself anyway
>>25350024
>reverse google search the pic
>just some shitty actress
you almost got me there lad
>>25350024
nah she's way too cute for him
I don't believe it
why do you think they call him eggman
What's this guy's story and origin? I also have this curiosity about how he could have gotten a girlfriend.
>>25350067
He dated the actress dip shit
>>25350229
His dad was an egg who raped his mom, and he was hatched from an egg, to fight crime
>tfw you have a weird crush on the Egg
>you wanna message him and be friends, but are too shy
Just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>>25350269
>those dopey eyes
he looks like a cartoon character
>>25350229
In a chicken coop born and raised
Any members of the egg carton able to tell me how Eggy is handling his new jobs?
It will take be a superhuman feat for him to maintain such a schedule.
>>25350474
he's dying a slow and painful death just like the subhuman deserves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2aOlXF9vzY
>>25350527
Why is everyone so mad at Eggy?
>>25350792
>Pretended to be a robot
>Was all "Woe is me, please watch my youtube videos"
>Many perceived him as attention whoring
>Was a normalfag the entire time
I'm not mad at him but some people are.
>>25350024
jfc she's gorgeous no wonder he's depressed now
ok who is this guy
can someone summarize this shit
>>25350829
half man, half egg
>>25350815
>pretends to be a robot
>actually a normalfag
How?
>>25350815
>eggy's not EVEN a robot
just seems like such a shit tier argument. Doesn't make sense why that would upset anyone. Don't like him, filter him
>>25350911
Not a virgin. Also he's had a gf which disqualifies him from robothood
>>25350815
pretty much this
eggman is an ugly normie and an attention whore
>>25350911
Stable job
Good social skills
Multiple relationships
Dude is the epitome of normo
so is this a method actor like that dude who owned brian wu or various other youtube stars of old, or is this guy actually a potentially okay dude who got owned by HELLO WAGIE memes and is actually working himself literally to death in that he will die standing of sleep deprivation at his job at a convenience store
>>25350974
>is actually working himself literally to death in that he will die standing of sleep deprivation at his job at a convenience store
This one, famo. EggMan is just getting his finances together before his suicide. He'll work himself until total organ shutdown to avoid homelessness.
Well. 4chan kinda falsely blamed him for a mass shooting and media outlets spewed it out before fact checking. Ruined his life forever.
>>25350792
He's accomplishing something.
He's also a filthy tripfag
>>25350428
tell me what country are you from?
>>25351011
how did it ruin it forever? surely it was just lulz
>>25351011
>Ruined his life forever
eggman is literally a ghost
he doesn't give a shit about his life because the guy doesn't even have one.
Eggman is the typical robot.
>>25351011
source? I don't remember any of this happening. And if it obviously wasn't you, surely you could play your cards right and be a well known person who is totally not a monster. Two comments about gun control in your defense and boosh, you're right from villain to hero
>>25351139
>Eggman
>robot
>Eggman
>Robot
>eggman
>Robot
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THESE MEMES
>>25350942
>>25350956
Seriously? I need sauce.
>>25351054
usa my country is usa orignal comment usa is my country
>>25351152
News outlets just bashed the fuck outta him using info from here as their only source. It rekt him
i'll just leave this here: >>>25332325
eggman is indeed a robot
>>25351233
fuck i couldn't link it
he replied yesterday to an anon on how he gained his social skills
pic related
>>25350931
he stopped using a trip to avoid filters you faggot
go suck his teet on some other fucking website
>>25351286
So? GF+Nonvirgin disqualifies him.
Besides, he's approached and been rejected by hundreds of women. He's not a robot by any means
>>25351340
>GF+Nonvirgin disqualifies him.
that's not what makes a robot you autistic dumbass
go bitch about nogf in wizardchan
>>25351340
He's at least a cyborg. DEFINATELY a wageslave.
I think he fits in here nicely, even though he's not a pure robot.
