Who /weak loads/ here?
>all my cummies are little dribbles
>tfw your loads have weird yellow, jelly like clumps in it.
Yeah it never shoots out.
>>25349722
Look up edging, OP. Also, avoid masturbating for 3 days and you'll get a nice load
>>25349740
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>25349740
>>25349827
There's a lot of things that can cause it, most likely nothing to worry about
>>25349722
>kegels
>no fap
>lots of water
>no drinking or smoking
>exercise
boom i just fixed your issue , we all deserve to blast cum
>>25349891
I dont beleive you
>>25349722
not sure if snake oil but gl with this pic
>>25351297
looks like /fit/-grade pseudo-science.
>>25351326
All of the stuff except for maybe the color thing regarding celery is true and established science.
>>25351326
>>25351381
As much as it may be "science" it's not good to fuck with these things. If you don't know what L-Arginine or Soya Lecithin is don't mess with it. They have shitty side effect. Also Zinc makes you go bald if you have too much.
>>25349722
I usually cum like double or triple the average amount hard enough to break through the tissue that I'm cumming in to. (Now I usually just shoot into my hand and let it dribble down into a tissue in my lap.) A few times it came out so hard that I literally couldn't contract any of my pelvic muscles for a few hours after.
The reason is because I only masturbate every three days or so and when I do, I edge for about 2 - 4 hours. Another trick is, at the end when you're about to explode, just barely touch your weiner and stroke it slowly. You'll cum buckets on autopilot if you've been edging for long enough.
Anyone else /big cums/?
Post it
>>25351745
yeh, I lie down when I j/o and typically end up getting some on my face/in my hair if I'm not careful
>>25351787
>lying down
>not jerking to 2D at your computer
normie detected
>>25351819
I still jerk to 2d, don't worry. I just don't like sitting and beating off
>>25349740
How long do you masturbate?
Usually I get that if I only masturbate for like 10 minutes. I think it's because there's not enough "prostate fluid" or something being added to thin out your cummies.
Just try jerking off longer
Explain what the hell is the appeal in jack off instruction vids
>>25349722
Mine seems low but ive also down a lot of drugs
>take zinc tablets for a week for some /fit/ bullshit
>mfw the semen volume produced
Edging with a zinc supplement will make you cum buckets OP
>>25351881
Avid JOI fan here. I think it is hot af to imagine myself being at the mercy of someone telling me how to jerkoff.
>>25351881
Gives more of a sense of being a participant than the average porn vid where you're the passive voyeur I guess. More analogous to an actual sexual dialogue with a real person then watching two people you don't know screw.
>>25351904
It makes your hair fall out early senpai
>~300gb of porn waiting to be downloaded in jdownloader
>mfw no hdd space
>>25351297
>>25351326
>>25351904
I vouch for that pic. Did it for about 2 months or so.
The loads were colossal every single time.
I stopped because I didn't have anyone to shoot my lewd ropes onto. But I confirm it works.
>>25351931
Holy SHIT. Are you for real? The fucked up thing is that I actually did lose hair right after taking it. I was just assuming it was MPB this whole time.
>>25351867
>How long do you masturbate?
It's usually 2-3 hours before I find something worthy of climaxing to.
>>25351918
But it's always YEAH FUCKING LOSER SISSY CUM ON MY TOES WHILE I SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
>jacking off
>about to cum
>suddenly stand up for some reason
>blood rushes to head
>parents get home
>dont cum
fuck sake
>>25351996
yeh homie its true
>>25352017
Yeah, but that's just the surface of it. There's some believable and realistic ones with scenarios like loving girlfriend and shit like that.
That's like saying all music is nonsense pop garbage because that's all you hear on the radio. Dig deeper and you'll find a whole new world.
>deformed dick
>can only dribble cum but lots of cum
>hurts to cum too much at once
>doctor said there is nothing that can be done
>>25352592
How did your dick get deformed?
Is it congenital or did you do taqaandan?
>>25351745
Both of my girlfriends have complained. My cumloads are quite large.
>>25349722
>Jerk off
>finish
>put dick back in pants
>stand up
>huge glob of cum(postcum?) oozes out of my dick all over the insides of my boxers
doesn't matter if it's 2 minutes or 2 hours after finishing, I still have to change my underwear unless I wrap toilet paper around my dick.
>>25352769
Blast the rest out with piss.
>>25349722
>>25351297
Zinc.
Try some zinc. I found this out from pic related. Haven't tried the rest by Zinc seems to increase my sperm load by a good 200%.
>>25349722
>OP doesn't have big cums
:^)
I'm thirsty now for some reason.
normally I'll only make about 1 1/2 tsp (roughly), but if i've just been extremely horny, like super turned on, for a long period of time, buckets can be be came
>>25349722
>cummies
autistic piece of shit
>>25349722
I have lovely cum. And quite a lot of it. It's thick, it looks good and even tastes good (e.g. vaguely salty, nothing else.) 10/10 porn loads.
It just doesn't shoot out at all unless I'm very, very horny when I come.
>>25355500
Whoa now, Slow down kid
Autism is no laughing matter
Now, now, please lighten up and understand that Autism is SERIOUS BUSINESS
>>25355560
Fuck off you stupid faggot
>>25349722
Get more into it, I have pretty shit loads if i just turn on some porn out of the blue and try cum fast as possible.
Try thinking about hot chicks and stuff for 20 mins then start watching porn without touching your cock, then once you are sufficiently primed go at it. I did this by accident and it was on everything, walls, monitors, on my pc... fucking everywhere.
Also don't masturbate all the time, save it up for a while and you shall hit the ceiling.
>>25355603
Whoa now, Slow down kid
Homosexuality is no laughing matter
Now, now, please lighten up and understand that Homosexuality is SERIOUS BUSINESS
>>25355628
People like you are the reason /r9k/ and the Internet in all is shit
>>25355654
Whoa now, Slow down kid
The Internet is no laughing matter
Now, now, please lighten up and understand that The Internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS
>>25355681
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FAGGOT NORMIE SHIT
whats the most u've fapped in one day lads? i gonked my self off 10 times yesterday, jizzed everytime too. got up to walk to the toilet and spunked my self, is this normal? my mum said my room stinks
>>25355698
SERIOUS BUSINESS
Try this anons. If you can afford it
You have low test or a problem with test converting to dht + probably enrlaged prostate and thyroid problems as well
Why do you guys care about your loads? You get the same sexuall pleasure no mather the size of the load
>>25356608
pride, self-esteem, wanting to impress grils, curiosity etc.
nothing wrong with wanting to increase your load size
>>25356665
Sorry i forgot that most people here regulary have sex
