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Choose one of these girls to be your beta girlfriend and tell us why you chose her!
Assume Chad Thundercock already had his way with all of them except for #3.
Number two, shit sounds hot!
>>25349577
3 sounds just alright i dont care about sex i just want human contact, and it reads like she is a nice person.
5 will have to do. Sounds like she can keep a good conversation which is a rare quality in women, also has some semblance of loyalty.
The older 1 would get boring and unfuckable eventually.
2 will leave me so she isnt worth the effort.
3 will suck in bed.
4 has too much bad publicity that i dont want any part of.
6 is too much of a trainwreck.
>>25349577
Oh my god #2 describes me perfectly fuck shit fuck
God I need mental health help
#5 is the best, i'd probably get along with her really well since i play instruments too, like fucking around on the streets, like talking, and like beer.
#1 too old no
#2 will leave
#3 too cripple
#4 too living meme
#6 too fucked up
4 is the correct answer. Wont cheat and is trying to right her wrong choices in life. The worst thing about her is mlp.
>>25349712
"4 has too much bad publicity that i dont want any part of"
>caring this much about what random niggers on the internet think.
Number 2 because I'm fucked up and I want a girl that needs me and cares about me. Also crazy is hot
>>25349577
#2, treat her amazingly for a few days, then dump her.
>>25349841
One cant tolerate her making you watch mlp and not resort to violence.
>>25349577
5 is the best option but the fact that she doesn't bathe often is a huge turnoff. Stinky people gross me out.
#3
She looks like she could use a friend and the rest seem trashy.
I've had number two before. She's never obsessed over anyone but me though, and the difference is that rather than being psycho from the get-go, I saw her descent into madness.
1 <<< 6 << 2 < 3 < 4 = 5
1 is garbage. If you're an older woman, looking for young guys, your intelligence should be your calling card. Being dumb is a huge turnoff, even worse when it's supposed to be your biggest draw.
6 is also bad. I don't like violence and tense situations, and I wouldn't want to deal with that regularly.
2 is terribad. Description makes it seem like she won't get better: if that's the case, why bother? She's still better than 6 and 1 because you might have crazy, sexy fun for at least a week or so.
3 isn't horrible, but a wheelchair-bound person who essentially does nothing all day seems uninteresting as fuck, to be honest.
I'm into camwhores and sex-ish workers, so 4 had an automatic advantage. Her nerdiness and weirdness are also pluses.
5 seems like the most interesting of them all. Stinkiness is fine as long as she doesn't try to hide it during sex. I mean, honestly, the main draw is the crazy-yet-consistent sex, combined with the potentially good conversation.
With 4 and 5, I could actually imagine futures -- not like detailed futures, but the basic building blocks. With 4, we'd be stable with jobs; with 5, we'd make ends meet in shoddy apartments or we'd live nowhere. It'd be a fun way to go through life.
Gun to my head, I'd choose 5, if only because 4 would be too well-known.
>>25349669
I had a number two once. It ended in a lot of depression.
>tfw I'm the male version of number two minus the stalking.
>>25349577
Number 3 without a doubt.
I'm in my late twenties and my sex drive's dropping off, so if she doesn't want to fuck that's okay. Bonus that she hasn't had 74 other penises inside of her.
I love the same era of wrestling she does so we can watch it together and she won't go off to the club and suck dick because it's not wheelchair-friendly.
I'm okay with her not having friends because your significant other's friends are ALWAYS trying to fuck you over.
It's not even a choice, really. All of the other girls will cuck you and some come pre-cucked. Hell, #2 goes out of her way to make you think you're the only thing in her life just so she can fuck your shit up when you acknowledge her.
>>25349905
This.
I like your style.
>>25349577
#1 She seems boring
#2 She is just crazy
#3 Sound like a good choice
#4 She seems transitioning to a better person so why not
#5 Also crazy, but it's fine
#6 She seems like a legit person but chooses to be crazy, so no
Bring me #5.
#5 for sure
>tfw no gf to sing while I play guitar
#3 is the only option.
#1 is an old roastie.
#2 is fucking insane.
#4 is a damaged slut.
#5 will take advantage.
#6 is a degenerate mess.
>>25349577
#2 is me
I guess its only attractive when a girl does it, when a guy is that type, he is a creepy stalker.
That's too accurate for it to just be something thrown together, and is probably the person who made this graphic projecting.
#7 2d and vidya
You have no gf but gain bonus disposable income and can do whatever you want to do in your free time.
>cam whore gets bored and goes to computer programming classes
Honestly, you guys can't even make up fake women without assigning your own autism to them.
I'm not being sexist like "lol women can't into computers" there is just seriously VERY FEW people who would go "I'm going to turn my life around and go to computer programming classes!"
>>25349577
ehhh fuck it #6, seems pretty low maintenance, okay looking enough and at least doesn't mind having some fun
would pick 1 if she was the slightest bit hotter
4 or 5; no to the rest
Can't I just have a succession of 2s?
>tfw the first thing I think about in every situation is how she's going to leave me the second a guy with better credentials than me comes along
Please come now
I think I'm falling
I'm holding on to all I think is safe
>>25350228
I have no words, only that feel.
>>25349905
You don't dump a girl with obsessive tendencies f.a.m.- you need to make her dump you
>>25349577
3 is like my dream scenario since I'm over 30 and don't obsess over sex anymore. No bullshit social requirements, shares haxxing and wrestling hobbies with me, helps financially with gov't bux. Perfect.
>girls in wheelchairs can't have sex
???
>>25349776
lel, knowing is the first step
Will date any of these girls except #6.
#1 is kinda bland but at least loyal
#2 bipolar but sounds attentive
#3 we can browse imgur together
#4 not the brightest tool in the shed, but who am i to judge. loyalty is a plus.
#5 sounds like a interesting chick. Would date, and let her use my shower.
#6 Alcoholic. No.
>>25350448
This guy is going to places
>>25349577
3 would be the only option. But she had a crush on stone cold and that's just dumb.
None.
This thread is pathetic. It is seething with pent up homoerotic self disgust because of long hidden gay thoughts about chads thinly veiled under jealousy. The self pity is also pathetic and so desperate how is anybody in /r9k surprised at all that they have never been with a girl or if they have, she's been tainted by Chad. Oh Chad. Not that I think about him naked or anything. This whole board is riddled with desperate closet gays. Go kys. You are evolutions method of ridding the human race of your needy beta genes that will soon no longer exist. You all make out like you get to chose the girl. Let me give you an honest summation of the situation. You would take any of them desperately but your neediness stinks like garage on a hot day and would repel them immediately.
>>25351238
mind if I save a little leftover pasta, anon?
>>25351273
I'm flattered. My work has never been mistaken for pasta before
Why does there always have to be flaws in these things?
>>25351238
ok so why ar you here?
I already know all this stuff.
Yeah, the one girl I had fucked like 30 chads and left me because I was 11/10 needy. I don't see how that's constructive.
Hopefully when I or another person here goes full beta uprising rebellion, you or someone you know gets killed.
Maybe you should lend a hand and stop the bloodshed.
>>25349577
Either 4 or 5.
Loyalty is a must and I'm wondering if the bad BO is worth tolerating for a gf who is able to discuss philosophy.
>>25349577
>Assume Chad Thundercock already had his way with all of them except for #3.
>3 is shit
i chose my katana
What kind of question is that?
#3
>virgin
>neetbux
>doesn't care that you're only packing 7 inches
not even a competition
>>25351238
>neediness stinks like garage on a hot day and would repel them immediately.
Any girl who would be repelled by my neediness was not the girl I needed to begin with.
>>25351355
S4s having a slow day so thought I'd come over to /r9k to do some betamalebaiting. This board can be summed up in one sentence. I can't get qt gf, therefore all woman must be sluts. How is that leap of logic even made??? Wouldn't your first thought be what can I do to improve myself? Woman are attracted to confidence. These robots could get a girl immediately if they left their bedrooms and showed some courage in life.
>>25351399
>>25351399
Unfortunately you gotta play the game to start with, once their hooked you can up the neediness a bit
>>25351413
I have confidence I'm just obsessive and creepy.
I actually have a PPO against me from my last gf.
3
Assuming that she isn't a mark.
>>25351238
Sounds like someones a fag and wants to blame everyone else on it.
>>25351554
Bahahahahaha
Sounds like someone is gay playing the old 'look it's a gay' diversion
>>25351800
Bahhahahahahahaha
Sounds like we're both faggots.
Let's get AIDS.
>>25349577
Either 2 or 6
I was gonna go with 2 until the very last line.
That shit would break my heart.
>>25349577
>I'm basically girl 2 except my family likes me and I don't work at a convenience store
>they even know about the knives and porn collection
>and the obsessive stalking
>mfw I'm a living stereotype
>mfw I have no face
>>25349841
>The worst thing about her is mlp.
I thought the same too. I really like the selfimprovement and nocheating part
2 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 1 > 6
3 made me get sad just reading it
>tfw dating #1, minus the gullible part
I like smart, emotionally mature women with mom-bods, so I'm not complaining.
>>25349577
#6 because i knew someone just like that
>>25352370
You're every girl under 25 that isn't an outcast. Get over yourself.
#6 for sure. Lets get shitfaced and get in a fight in a McDonald's
>>25352370
who are you currently obsessed with? how much do you know about this person?
