how do i get a cosplay gf?
>>25349546
go to conventions and fuck cosplay sluts
>>25349562
Cosplay sluts are all like 16 years old
There's no way a 21 year old guy gets away with that
>>25349562
how do i approach them? im fat and a below 5/10
>>25349619
>not being 21 but looking 17
really sucks to be you familia
>>25349619
teenagers always lust for dat prime cock
if anything the fact that you're 21 is a turn on to them
also probably don't worry about the whole underage thing (if 16 is underage where you live)
the only way you'll hey arrested for it is if she reports you or her parents do
which probably isn't going to happen
>>25349625
give up hope
>>25349699
I already have 2 friends who are convicted rapists for statutory with their girlfriends
No way I risk it for some crazy con slut
>>25349746
well then go after a con slut who isn't underage
>>25349546
Been there, done that, my advice is not to even try.
Also, is that supposed to be Black Hanekawa? She's ok looking, but fuck, that's a shit "costume." She needs to learn how to buy a bra that fucking fits too.
>>25349619
Nah, plenty of them are older.
do i just make a dank cosplay and talk to them or something?
i don't even go to cons but it could be fun. i've wanted to do cosplay for a while. i've actually done it before but for like renaissance fairs not conventions. i'd love to be one of the noble guards from some obscure shit that like <1k people have played, their armor looks cool as fuck and would be easy. it's like some kind of scale or chainmail robe with a dog-like metal helmet
>>25349988
I met my cosplayer ex kind of like that, met her at a series gathering where we were both cosplaying from the same show, and about 20 people from the gathering decided to all go get lunch together. I happened to sit across from her and we talked and exchanged info, started talking online a lot, and then about 6 months later she broke up with her BF and one thing lead to another.
I've never picked a girl up on the spot at a con, though, I don't have the game for that or I wouldn't be here on /r9k/. I banged one other cosplay slut once, I'd known her for a while too and one con she came onto me.
I was skinny and good looking back in those days, though, it's a testament to my social ineptitude that I wasn't drowning in pussy. (My less oblivious friends always tell me that girls were throwing themselves at me back then and I just didn't get it.)
>>25350114
i'm really damn autistic too, looking back on it i could have potentially banged 9+ chicks in high school but i'm shit at social interaction and basically rejected them full autismo since i didn't want to talk to people. i had a gf at one point since she kept bugging me.
i've even had some success on tinder at least getting nudes.
i also hung out with a girl to watch game of thrones and she sat right next to me and i just autistically didn't do anything.
and i got like 4 numbers at a party then deleted them the next day since i didn't want to talk to anyone.
in college i haven't had shit and it pisses me off, idk what changed. maybe it's because i'm a math major or something. it sucks ass to feel so lonely and unwanted. grew apart from most of my old friends too and don't really have anyone.
i'm like 6'1" and 165 and decent looking too, idk what the fuck is up. then again i never really asked any girls to do anything so kinda my fault. fuck being an autist.
this curse is totally self-inflicted.
>>25349546
I used to fucking know this chick in OP's picture. Got along fairly well and she was an alright person, but she started posting all of this insane Marxist shit on her Facebook. At first I was like, okay, just an impressionable young adult (she was like 18 or 19, I think), then she started posting all of this crap about how she didn't identify as male or female. I think I pissed her off and she stopped messaging me, so I just blocked her.
But yeah, don't date cosplay sluts. I dated one and she fucked me over hardcore; still recovering from it today, even though it was almost a year ago.
>>25350268
Forgot to add: she was also really low on money and started saying she would give "lewd requests" for cash. I felt bad for her, but a thot its a thot 8)
>>25349809
>She needs to learn how to buy a bra that fucking fits too.
87% of women are wearing bras that don't fit properly.
Fitting women for bras is an actual job.
>>25350285
Oh yeah, and I also forgot to add: She had this long ass fucking tl;dr on her tumblr about how a member of some obscure unheard of band supposedly raped her, and she'd be boycotting them for the rest of her life. It was kekworthy.
you dont want a cosplay gf trust me
>>25349546
>gf
They're only good for fucking. Don't gf them, attention whores aren't wife material
Get good at photography, music, cosplay, art, multimedia along with some normie skill like car mechanic, craftsmanship, fitness Girls do not want to date female versions of themselves. They want guys with nerdy interests that can also pass as a normie.
>>25350386
this
having a gf is literally a meme. don't fall for it
>>25350285
Holy shit man I have been following Little Berry Cosplay and I had no idea how fucked she is
Welp I am surprised yet... not actually suprised.
Huh.
>>25350425
Also be tall and have a good face, and make good money, and have more social status than her
>>25351002
Yeah, most of them are like that tbqh.
Also, if you want to find her personal FB, it's Cerri Wilson 8)
>>25350648
He means con sluts aren't for marrying you dumbass
They're emotionally damaged goods that will scream rape if you leave them and are guaranteed to cheat
>>25350285
Incidentally, I actually *have* one of them. Gave her a few bucks for a vidya, got a video in return.
An incomplete one that duplicated. She doesn't even know enough about a computer to record a 5 minute video properly *or* to send a missing half of a two part video.
Dumb as shit. Go figure for a cosplay gf
>>25351578
post it post it post it post it
>>25351578
post screenshots at least
>>25351617
>>25351633
Hold your tits, Christ. I don't even know if this place supports anything but webm now. Give me a minute to go convert.
>>25351660
THANK YOU, ANON! I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK
>>25351660
Does it have audio? Upload somewher pls.
>>25351691
Do you have a cute feminine penis?
>>25349691
Not being 26 but looking 19.
>>25351691
Please don't.
>>25351708
85 MB (720p). With audio. Suggest me an anonymous place.
>>25351713
yea
>>25351733
just upload it to a file sharing website
>>25351733
Try
vid(.)me
or
sendvid(.)com
or mega
>>25351733
https://mixtape.moe/
? 100 MiB limit
>>25351733
>>>>/gif/
APPARENTLY I WAS TOO LOW IN CONTENT
>>25351790
>>25351786
Give it a minute
>>25351814
Yea I suppose he could also turn it into a webm and put it on /gif/ with aggressive enough settings, maybe breaking up the video into segments.
>>25351820
>>25351840
>>25351814
>>25351790
>>25351786
https://my.mixtape.moe/lxfqmh.MP4
have a sad cum bb
>>25351733
>roastie
Gross desu senpai, I am dissapoint.
>>25350268
does yurunyan have nudes?
>>25351820
autistic girls have the best feet
probably from a lack of walking on rough surfaces
>>25351876
>that fucking voice
Ded, that is fucking pathetic.
>>25349546
By being a fellow famous female youtube cosplay celebrity, of course.
>>25351876
ANON HAS DELIVERED
>>25351954
Idk. She's a dumb bitch, though. She removed me on fb and stopped talking to me and I got b& from her fanpage for saying something negative about bernie sanders.
she probably removed me because my whore of an ex girlfriend has been spreading blatant fucking lies about me in her social circle, if you could even call it that.
Easy.
Get a cosplay bf.
>>25352026
What aboutNyanners?
>>25352059
nah B.
>>25351971
whats wrong with her voice you homo?
I wish I could boss sluts around over the internet
>>25350356
whats is her tumblr? senpai
>>25349625
Just beeeee yourself my family
>>25352593
hey fuck u
>>25352448
wish i remembered. i only know her facebook, which is cerri wilson. but she goes by the name of "Little Berry Cosplay" on the internet.
>>25352026
I think I know you lmao
Not your side of the story, just theirs. Sucks, bro. Hang in there.
>>25353139
what are my initials? :^)
>>25353169
I don't know, I didn't know you by name, I just knew you by the gossip.
>>25353219
Oh, I see. But do you know which cosplay whore my ex is?
>>25349546
You do not want a cosplay gf
/cgl/ should be monitored by the NSA and every poster and lurker should be thrown into insnae asylums and then burn them all down and drown them in the Pacific like Megatron.
They're all fat BPD fuckfaces with insane princess personalities and daddy issues.
They WILL cuck you and blame it on "muh BPD"
They will drain your bank accounts for their dumb clothes. They don't pay for shit themselves. They want constant attention from guys, but not you, so they go to cons and takes pics and let strangers grope them.
Avoid cosplay girls
Pls
Pic is cosplay whore ik irl
>>25353618
More of her m8?s
>>25353639
Find her on Facebook
Brigitte Quinn
>>25353692
HAHAHA I HAVE A NEWFOUND LOVE FOR FUCKING OVER THESE COSPLAY WHORES THANK YOU TBQH SENPAI LOVED THE EP
>>25351876
Some FB bros are going to be fucking surprised to see this lmao
TY mysterious anon who unveils truth
>>25353692
she's really got quite the bitchface
This thread inspired me to get in better shape so I can be one of these slut, because if I can get a bunch of angry virgins to give me their money, man, I'm fucking down.
I'm not gonna be like these girls where I pretend not to be a slut, though. I'm a totally depraved whore all the way to my core and I don't even fucking care. At least I'm honest. I think people will appreciate that. I hope you all jack off to me. I fucking love it.
>>25351876
I don't know who you are anon but I kind of want to add you
>>25353820
Post pics then slut.
>>25349546
They're all sluts. Why would you want one as a gf? You have to have heard all the stories about them whoring it up and being crazy.
I knew it was bad news when my buddy started dating one and she cheated on him within a month.
>>25353844
Not until I'm in better shape. But once I am, I totally will.
Going to run a steroid cycle and then eventually go to these conventions and land a few of these sluts.
Not sure what I'd cosplay as but as long as it's shirtless.
>>25353876
Where you at? gib contact info.
>>25353820
t 30 year old male virgin
>>25353820
>get in better shape
you can be fat and still get angry virgins to give you money
>>25353876
Just post pics of current bod.
Please.
You can start slutting early by letting me fap to your tits tonight
>>25353820
Take robot virginities.
Be a useful slut.
Take my virginity too pls
>>25353996
Yes, but it's not about that, it's about how it makes me feel. I want to be considered hot, and I can't do that in my current bod.
I'm diagnosed with HPD. I've done a lot of serious analysis of my personality and desu I think I'm the way I am because my dad left. Now I just want attention from fucking everyone.
It's kind of like "HEY GUYS, HEY GUYS, LOOK AT ME, HEY GUYS LOOK" but by guys i secretly mean dad.
>>25354083
I can fill your pussy with your father's love aka my cock and fill that hole in your life with my cum.
Post tits please.
I've been edging for hours
>>25354083
Just post pics, I'll love you.
>>25354083
You can call me daddy while I cum in your ass desu
>>25354083
What is your current weight and height?
>>25349619
nigger i'm 26
>>25354100
>>25354103
>>25354123
>>25354031
you know that anon is a guy right?
>>25354127
Do you like collect info on all the anons you can?
You always seem to know things about people.
I really want to find a girl to cosplay my waifu. I'll find her and pay her to become my cosplay slut and act as my waifu 24 hours a day.
>>25354173
I like to remember interesting people from here. There are quite a few frequent/notable anons that I remember. I enjoy knowing things about people. It is a terrible hobby.Who do you think I know about?
>>25354155
I'm really, actually not. I'm just drunk and a psych student (med school drop), so I do a lot of self-eval and speak about myself very matter of factly
>>25354100
>>25354123
Funny story: I actually don't have a daddy kink. Just daddy issues. My daddy issues never became actual attraction to my dad. They just got shunted into other things that aren't daddy kink.
>>25354273
do you call men daddy while they ride your ass doggy style?
>>25354243
I just notice your posts, most recent was filipina gf anon. You knew he had held hands lol.
Who else do you know about? Do you have list? how do you organize it?
honestly I do it too sometimes and I find it fun and interesting if your up for sharing or talking about it I'd be game.
>>25349546
that bitch is FAAAT
>>25354291
No list. I usually just chat with the person if I recognize how they type/whattheyshitpost with. Small interactions build up over time. There are quite a few I follow but if I don't notice them for a while I usually forget about them Tripfags/namefags are great since I can go through their archives. Usually do this as Anon but I got upset I couldn't recall an olderpost so I decided to trip.
[email protected] Going to bed so I will respond sometime tomorrow
>>25354291
Oh, and there are a couple tripfags I won't talk about since they confided in me offsite
I LOVE IT WHEN SHE COSPLAYS AS MY WAIFU DATS A FACT
GET MAH LIMITED EDITION FIGURES OUT MAH BLISTER PACKS
>>25349546
This >>25353618
They are the worst of the worst. Please believe me
Just jerk off to them
>>25349619
One of my side chicks is 16 and I'm 21
>>25354226
who's your waifu. anon?
>>25353618
Shit you know her too, I met her througha friend and didnt even know who she was at first but afteran hour iwanted to punch her.
>>25350268
>>25352026
>>leftist
>>attention whore
>>can't take criticism
People like that belong in the trash. It's best that she left your life before it got worse.
>>Question
The big titted cosplay sluts are obviously attention whores, probably with BPD or something else wrong with them. That's a given.
However, what about the girls who are less well-endowed, less attractive, and still know enough to make a good cosplay outfit? Do you guys think that they will be more sane and suitable for gf'ing?
>>25349546
You don't. Normies do. Not Chads, just normal people. Non socially retarded people
You'll never get anyone.
>>25355388
in >>25350268 i was talking about a different person than in >>25352026
but they're both leftists attention whores who can't take criticism. Just goes to show how all of these bitches fit the same archetype.
