How's everyone doing so far?
It's not too late to sign up
>post in this thread saying you'll except the challenge
>screen shot it
>post in thread next new years Eve
I had a wet dream after just a few days after signing up and you can to. Your bodys will excrete your cummis naturaly its a great feeling robots
Just think about it.."dream sluts"
What do you have to lose
>tfw girl
>haven't masterbated in months
>feel no urge to
>virgin and never think about sex
>never even worry about not having friends
It feels good to be above it all. Human connection is overrated.
>>25348452
I haven't masturbated for around 6 hours now. I pledge not to jack off until at the very least, Jan. 1, 2017.
I always lose at either the 3 day mark or the week mark. I think I've gone at most, 2 weeks without jacking it since the age of 14.
>>25348512
You sound like a real cunt desu.
There is nothing wrong with fapping.
Well. I kind of regret some 6 faps-days.
My cock was burning and hurt.
But 1/2 faps per day it's fine for me.
It really is a great feeling being able to wake up while you have a wet dream. Best morning I ever had.
But it's pretty annoying knowing you soiled your underwear in the process. At least fapping is a quick cleanup.
I'm conflicted.
Not orgasming at least once a day might increase the chance of getting prostate cancer.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12073116/An-orgasm-a-day-could-keep-prostate-cancer-away-scientists-claim.html
So nty, I'll just keep jerking it.
>>25348580
I'm going to get prostate cancer anyway. Both of my grandparents had prostate cancer. Btw, you have a 98% chance of surviving it if you live in the USA or any other Western nation.
>>25348560
I've only had one or two wet dreams in my entire life and i'm 23.
In retrospect i started fapping really early i guess.
>>25348452
>I had a wet dream after just a few days after signing up and you can to.
Excellent, I love ejaculating all over myself and my clothing in my sleep!
It's great and not inconvenient at all.
>>25348452
I've dreamt that I fucked chicks, but I've never had a wet dream.
Fuck it, I'm in.
>>25348452
About to round off nofap 2015 actually, its been a real good year.
>>25348598
Yes, SURVIVING.
You do lose your nut(s) in the process.
I'LL DO IT
t.le do it man
Why the fuck should I give up the only thing that gives me pleasure anymore?
>>25348705
Nope. That's if you have testicular cancer.
Prostate != Testicular
If you don't catch it in the first couple stages however, then there's a good chance you'll lose your balls.
I'm doing it. Shooting for at least a month.
I'm 24 years old and have never masturbated in my entire life
Maybe 2016 will be the first year I try it. I have just never had any desire to do it.
>>25348737
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Micropenis? Shamed by your parents at a young age?
Just actually asexual by choice or what?
>>25348452
Why do anime girls like to have fingers in their mouth?
>>25348773
I assume I have low testosterone. I'm a kissless permavirgin who thinks most girls I see in public are cute/hot.
>>25348793
So you have sexual feelings for the opposite sex but don't act them out?
Can't you get testosterone shots or something?
>>25348452
I'm going to participate in no fap 2016 starting tomorrow. Anyone have any recommendations for my final fap (I want to make it good)? I'm thinking of fapping to either Lucy Thai or Remy Lacroix but I'm not sure, I'm open to suggestions.
>>25348812
if you can somehow manage to have a "final fap" before going a year without fapping you must literally be blessed by the lord with awesome will power.
>>25348737
What about wet dreams? I made it about 3 1/2 weeks during a no fap period before and creamed my pants so hard during sleep
>>25348811
IDK, I haven't been to a doctor for a checkup in like 15 years. I really should probably go to a doctor and find out if I have it. I have all the symptoms like emaciated frame, miserable, depressed, no motivation, etc.
>>25348851
I have wet dreams like once or a few times a week to once every few weeks
The weird thing is that most aren't even about sex. They're like about random shit and I just start cumming.
>>25348843
The longest I've held out was 2 months. My hope is that the increase in aggression I generally experience when I do nofap will help me get laid and circumvent my need to fap.
>>25348793
>who thinks most girls I see in public are cute/hot
I always wondered how guys like you function. I have all sorts of buddies who will nudge me and be like "hey Anon check her out. She's hot right?" And then like literally 5 step later say the same damn thing to a completely different girl. Fuck man, they're decent but not at all deserving of that kind of praise. They can't even hear you for fuck's sake.
Why do they do it, robots?
>>25348884
>I have wet dreams like once or a few times a week
Jesus christ your sheets must be stained to shit.
I want to do it, should i slow down before the new year?
>>25348903
Nah. I actually don't really get cum on my sheets. Most of the time I am lying on my back when I have a wet dream but when I am lying on my stomach my shorts usually stop it.
>>25348898
What do you mean how we function? I shouldn't say cute/hot, but yeah like decent/cute. Like all girls I wouldn't have a problem dating.
>I have all sorts of buddies
Well congrats Mr. Popular.
>>25348452
fapping is one of the very few things i actually enjoy doing in life, its as much apart of my daily life as eating/sleeping. why the fuck would i ever stop doing it.
Literally found out about jacking at age 16. I think it fucked me up.
>>25349612
Ive been jackin it since I was ten, get on my level son
>>25349651
My orgasms aren't the same as when I was just starting to jerk it at the age of 11 is it the same for you too?
>>25348605
It's not an inconvenience at all. It's not like jazzing your pants it's just like a spoon full of liquid.
>>25348452
Source for your image pls ? originallllllllli comment
I have no sex drive and only force myself to masturbate once a month out of boredom, so sure, why not.
>>25348580
You're the same as those dude lmao weed cures cancer faggots. The Jews want you to fap, of course they're going to make up a bunch of studies and shit propaganda to convince gullible retards like you that it's healthy. Also I accept your challenge OP. No porn as well.
I jack it about every day. Now seems like a good time to do a no fap since I want to get out of this habit. Thanks r9k.
>>25348452
alright, let's do this. I sign myself up to nofap 2016. i doubt i can go the distance, but trying for as long as possible doesn't sound bad.
from January 1st, 2016, to january 1st, 2017, i will abstain from masturbation.
every single person in this thread will fail within a week.
just saying
I'll do it, I'll fucking do it. Count me in
>>25348452
I agreed in the last thread, if we relapse before new years, are we toast? Or is the beginning officially NYE or jan 1st?
>>25348452
Alright, this is it. I'm going to do it, I'm so far one day in, anyways..
I accept the challenge to not fap for the rest of this year, and the entire duration of 2016.
I hope to see everyone who survives in the end. I marked a reminder on my calendar for next New Years Eve in 2016.
Lets make the best of this.
>>25348452
ok im in
>>25353179
attaching meme
>>25348452
Time to do this right this time. I will not turn back from this
In for the haul
The only way I would be able to do such a thing is if there was a nofap thread here everyday in 2016, but that's probably not going to happen, is it?
>>25353837
Join /r/Nofap.
Or get involved in a regiment in the /r/NoFapWar (yes it's a thing)
I know i'll fail anyway
Might as well.
Count me in.
>>25353837
I'll do it everyonce in a while
I beleave
A week of no fapping is ideal. After that you'll just get too horny and it'll affect you in a negative way, there's nothing positive about it.
>>25354748
Yeah, I haven't fapped in like a week (unusual for me) and I'm super horny and want to make it a good one. Any ideas senpai?
I will accept this challenge since I failed nofap November.
>>25354879
You fap and wait another week for amazing orgasms. Anything beyond that is pointless, but people here will try to convince you into thinking it does all these amazing things to your body and mind, which is all bullshit.
>>25348452
I'm on a Noporn since last week (intentional). I fap as little as I can. But why the hell not take it to the next level? Let's do this.
Count me in. By the way, hello 366 days older me, how are you doing? I hope things worked out for you in 2016. I really do.
I'll only do anal masturbation for a year. No more touching my dick after the obligatory new year's fap.
>>25354916
Can confirm: I went 123 days of nofap, not looking at porn. Porn is the problem, not fapping.
>>25355036
I just watch high test images and lift.
Feels good
I started taking meds and now I can't orgasm.
going no fap 2016 too
Let's do this thing!
Hey End of 2016 me, how's it going? Studies going well? Make a move on Hannah yet? Trump is President right?! Good job by the way!
t. ancient me
>>25348580
just as
>>25351854
mentioned
>believing jewish media
In fact, since I started furiously masturbating I've had moments of excruating pain in my prostate area. There's no way this is good for you, not to mention how much it drains you mentally
eh, fuck it!! let's do this. I've got a gf now anyway, so maybe she'll help me out.
>>25355619
I'm on a new SSRI and I can still orgasm. Because the new meds aren't working.
I think its enough to not beat it 12 times a day. I mean, a year is too much for pretty much everyone and also, prostate cancer meme.
>>25348452
Alright, imma do it. But I'll reduce fapping to once a week then once every two weeks. It's not healthy to quit nutting for a year
>>25348452
>post in this thread saying you'll except the challenge
>except the challenge
>except
Not fapping confirmed for making you retarded.
>>25348452
Nofap is dumb
Limiting faps to once every few days is a good idea
What you should really be doing is noporn
Anyone got the full comic that the pic in the OP comes from?
I want to see this girl get fucked.
>>25355911
Op here I do to and much like you Im too much of a lazy fagget to reverse image search
I think I've finally reached a point in my fapping life that I no longer enjoy it, and feel like it's becoming a real chore do it any more.
I don't know if it's possible to burn one's self out by masturbating, but by god, that's exactly how I feel.
Interestingly enough, my interest and desire in sex has inversely risen. I don't have thoughts of sex like some sex crazed maniac, no, nothing like that. It's just that the interest is present there now.
But I'd like to have a meaningful relationship with someone, at the very least, if I decide to have sexual relations.
Here's to 2016 and whatever it brings. I guess.
>>25348512
I fap once a week, but I wish I could be like you.
>>25348452
I didn't fap once in 2015.
Since I started fucking onaholes and a doll.
I haven't felt better than I do now. I can even go into the doc's office and when he asks if I am sexually active, I can say yes with a straight face looking him in the eye.
> doing no fap instead of no porn
>>25348512
>tfw fat girl
>haven't masterbated in months
>my cooch smells like warm fish
>virgin and never will have sex
>never even worry about not having friends see my roastie
FTFY
>>25356027
Not sure if agreeing or being a pissant.
I just bought a chastity belt. That way there's no chance of you accidentally giving in if you use a service that locks it for a certain time.
>inb4 cuck
No-one else is involved but me. This is no different from a fatty wanting to diet who locks/throws away his junk food instead of simply trying through willpower.
>>25356204
Um....so have we finally ascended?
Dose the world accept humping peices of plactic sex?
>>25356284
Both Freind....both
>>25356315
The world doesn't accept people if they aren't tolerance-loving beta cucks for their wife-fucking-Jamal.
Who cares if you've got plastic fucktoys. Those same girls who demean you probably have a closet full of Bad Dragon products.
>>25356323
You being a faggot isn't going to help me find this comic any faster.
Also >reverse image search
>>25356347
Disregard this post. I am a faggot.
I'll give it a go, I don't even enjoy masturbation at this point anyway.
>>25356090
Anon, I feel your pain. Masturbating is a boring, necessary chore. I dont even really want sex, just someone who'll like me
>>25356384
Op here, I still love you.
Alright. What do you guys do when you feel the urges coming?
>>25348607
doesn't work for everyone boyo, did that nofap bullshit for 4 months and never had one
>>25356521
<3 thank you for noticing me senpai.
I only last about 5 days before having a wet dream. No way in hell I want to wake up feeling like I just peed myself, so I signed out.
This may be off topic and I don't know if there's a link between no-fap and just dreaming but there was this one time
I dreamt about me and a really pretty girl in one of my classes cuddling together. It was the greatest feeling of all time, you get this feeling of having a relationship and a bond without any stress cuz it's a fucking dream.
It's like the the wonders of being with a girl without the work
And wet dream once in a while.
No fap tends to help with these things
Do I have today and tomorrow to fap?
>>25356288
Still a cuck.
>>25357460
>"I'm not going to fap"
>not a cuck
>"I'm not going to fap and make sure I don't"
>cuck
>>25357547
>"I'm not going to fap"
That makes anyone who does this a cuck.
>"I'm not going to fap and make sure I don't"
This makes you a double cuck.
>>25357940
>denial of sexual stimulation for no other reason than yourself makes you a cuck
Why is cuck a general term for "not Chad" now? Why do Normies hijack and ruin everything?
>>25357978
I don't like the term cuck myself, anon but let's be real, chastity (especially when it involves a device) equals relinquishing your ability to ejaculate and in your case, to even have an erection. This is very emasculating hence why it's considered "cuckish".
>>25358146
But if it's of your own volition then what's the matter? Some people (like me) get off on not being able to get off, what makes that different to a normie edging for a bit before an orgasm?
Just fap already, fuck this no fap shit. Trying too hard.
>>25358183
>Some people (like me) get off on not being able to get off, what makes that different to a normie edging for a bit before an orgasm?
I have no qualms with that but that's very different from spending one whole year in a chastity device.
>Bought myself one of those $100 prostate massagers
Not going to touch my dick once this year other than to wash it
>>25358329
An anero?
>>25358355
Yes, a syn one
>>25358361
I'm going to need you to give me updates,in this
thread every time it's posted.
pls anon...for science
I'm just fucking sick of my taste in porn and autistic search for videos which meet my very specific criteria. I miss being happy to jerk off to softcore images of big breasted women.
>>25348452
> you'll never fuck a 2d girl
Not sure what the point of living is, but if nofap will let me dream-fuck a 2d girl I'm in.
My max streak was 120 days this year, time to head onto the journey of 366+ days
How to fuck can I do noporn if all I do is browse /r9k/ and /cuteboys/?
