So, I'm going on my first date, ever, tomorrow. I got a girl to agree to going to the mall with me tomorrow.
Ask me anything! Also advice is appreciated.
>>25348314
What are you going to do? Just window shop or buy clothes?
>>25348314
where and how did you meet her?
>>25348314
Hold her hand.
>>25348334
We were going to walk around. I was thinking we could get frozen yogurt, maybe shop, possibly grab something at a burger joint. Perfect time to ask questions, get to know each other. You know?
>>25348314
Does she know it's a date???????
>>25348314
Fuck off asswipe. You literally came here just to brag and get smoke blown up your ass, get the fuck out of /r9k/ and I sincerely hope you kill yourself when she dumps you.
>Obtain a large burrito or or cucumber or somethng like that
>Strap to crotch under your pants
she will be impressed by your hefty manmeat and tell all the other girls
>>25348371
I see. I did something similar and it wasn't a good time, but I did have a good time walking around chapters with a female friend. If shes into books do that. We slend like 2 hours talking about books
how are you going to avoid awkward silences?
i am attractive enough to get a date, but i never go because i am clueless as a conversationalist and likely autistic
Read her a poem you wrote
>>25348314
How does one seek the courage to ask someone on a date?
>can i take drugs to calm myself down?
>>25348351
Well, she goes to my college and I've liked her since the beginning of last semester. Before Winter Break began, I got her phone number and a few days ago I asked her out. Tomorrow was the day we agreed upon to really finally get some good one on one time.
>>25348387
Yes, she does, I made it very clear how I feel about her and she decided she was willing to give me a shot, so this is hopefully going to go well.
>>25348408
I've been told awkward silences are actually kind of common, but it's a good idea to just ask questions, so she talks, then I listen. I'm not that interesting so I'm going to do more listening than talking.
>>25348444
By the end of the date you better have a date set with her for New Year's Eve. Otherwise, she's not interested.
>>25348399
This girl has practically been my oneitis for the past four months. I don't think I'm that stupid to fuck up like that.
>>25348397
Sorry that you're bitter, friend-o.
>>25348435
Normally I would never have the courage to do that. But I ended up getting forced by a friend to do it who was going to tell her...in kind of a creepy way, so I wanted to avoid doing that.
>>25348479
Actually good advice. I'm 100% dead-set on getting a New Year's Kiss, though I'm a kissless virgin, so this will be interesting.
find some alcohol and get a /little/ buzzed before the date
just a little
even a little makes conversation so much smoother
>>25348371
With that attitude you'll be cucked before you know it
>>25348314
Just remember to be yourself
>>25349090
The date's at 12 PM, getting buzzed that early seems like a bad idea.
>>25349130
It's a first date, not a one-night stand.
>>25349152
Seeing as I am on /r9k/, this is the worst idea I've ever heard.
Woah, weird, Im also going on my first ever date tomorrow! Going to watch Star Wars with a cute girl that seems rather interested in me for some reason. Good luck on your date fellow robot, I hope we both get happy endings.
>>25348314
Not possible. Malls don't exist anymore.
If she asks you to buy her shit run away as fast as you can. I mean if you decide on your own to pay for her froyo or whatever that's fine, but if she tries to make you buy her clothes or anything there's no hope.
Be sexually open and make her think you have a massive cock. Strongly imply you want to fuck her.
Otherwise when the date is over she'll give you a peck on the cheek and call one of the chads in her phone over to bone her brains out
>>25349401
listen to this man anon
>>25349364
Oh, good luck!
>>25349396
Do you...go outside?
>>25349401
Good idea. Thanks.
>>25349404
Oh, don't worry, she knows I have a 10 inch dick.
>>25349228
i couple sips of alcohol wouldnt do much harm
youre not gonna be tipsy and you wont have a headache or anythin
if youre the type to have anxiety or are just bad at conversation it will help
have u ever drank before?
>>25349523
Not really, but I'm not terrible at conversation, and I don't really have anxiety. She's one of the only people I'm really comfortable around.
>>25349608
eh i have nobody im comfortable around
you probably dont want to drink then
but the first time i drank i just had one bottle of corona light and the second time i had two cans of bud light and i wasnt tipsy at all either times, light beer isnt that potent if you still want to try this option
