Its time to play Spot the Red Flag! Tell me /r9k/, how many redflags do you see in this picture?
>chest tattoos
Fucking shame to ruin gods work by making it a canvas. Only good on guys with no body hair.
>>25346829
I'm up to 24 or so.
>piercings out the ass
>gauges
>revealing top
>obnoxiously colored hair
>excessive makeup
>tattoos
>child
>sitting in passenger seat
>car looks filthy
>taking a "selfie"
>drinking bottled water
It's easier to list the things that are not red flags:
Woman is in the passenger seat
That's it.
>>25346829
>kid
>body modifications
>hair
>make up
>shit tat
5?
>>25346829
She isn't wearing a seatbelt so she has a higher likelyhood of dying in a car crash.
Eleven.
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>>25346829
>kid in the back
>dyed hair
>caked on whore makeup
>stoner earrings
>piercings everywhere
>roastie (not pictured)
>>25346896
>>25346901
Whose to say she isn't in one of the countries with the driver side on the right?
>>25346912
Oh I >>25346903
forgot the trailer trash markings (tattoos)
>>25346932
Then that is also a red flag to me.
>that nose
no amount of make up is going to hide that you're a nigger with that thing on your face.
>>25346829
>purple hair
>hideous ear gauges
>tattoos
>literally wearing a mask made of makeup
>Chad's bastard in the background
I'm sure there's more, but I'm too lazy.
>>25346912
> roastie (not pictured)
Fucking lol, my sides! Thanks, anon.
>>25346934
You also forgot the degenerate sweatshirt.
>>25346864
She's a major slut, she cucks her bf all the time. she does amateur modeling and fucks the photographer.
>>25346829
Eight?
>babby
>dyed hair
>cleavage tattoo
>horrible makeup
>eyebrows drawn on (separate from horrible makeup imo)
>gaudy piercings
>gauges
I guess it's also kinda strange that she's apparently taking a selfie with nothing actually going on and she's way off-center, but that's not quiiiiiiiiiite a red flag imo
>>25346932
Then she's not an Americuck. Still a good thing tbhfam
>not raising your xy child as a girl
>>25347013
>that face
absolutely repulsive
>>25347013
literally who and why should i care
>>25347030
She's american. This is one of the guys she fucks behind her bf's back. I love their bs relationship and how much he denies her cheating.
More red flags than a communist rally
>>25346829
I found 14 and I'm only including the kid because he will grow up to be a ugly degenerate
>>25347110
Mid-west level of poverty also
the flags keep getting redder
>>25347065
Well I guess you don't want me to dump more of this roastie whore. I do have nudes.
>gauges
>two kids
>facial piercings
>dyed hair
>dyed lips
>too much makeup
>nigger nose
>fake eyebrows
>chest tattoos
>two kids
>british
>dollar-store water
>90s hatchback
>not wearing seatbelt
there's too many
>>25346829
>dead eyes (a good thing if the girl is modest)
>piercings (bonus point for snakebites)
>frosted face
>red lipstick
>kid
>purple hair
>tattoo (bonus points since visible and large)
>messy car
>those earrings
12 in total
no one got the hat, it looks like she's wearing a snapback
>>25347137
I'd rather you didn't, she's quite strange-looking
>>25347228
it's probably a tuque, it's clearly knitted at least
>>25347013
She's a walking disaster except I have no idea how she'd walk in those shoes.
Like seriously what the hell is wrong with them
>>25346829
>child
>car filled with shit
>gay chest tattoo
>large tattoos with letters
>ugly as shit
>snakebites x2
>upper lip x2
>cheek x2
>eyebrow piercing
>gauges
>whore makeup
>drawn-on eyebrows
>tumblr hair
>dead eyes
there's probably more, but I'm tired of looking
>>25347137
Dump it f4m
>>25347137
Sauce. sorry guys
jesus. her face scares me
>purple hair
>fake eyelashes
>drawn on eyebrows
>hat
>brown eyes
>caked in makeup
>piercings
>disgusting ear ring
>single mother
>trash in car
>tattoo
>low cut shirt
>hoodie (while already wearing a hat, negating the use of the hood)
>stain on chair
>child's seat isn't facing backwards leading to extra risk in case of collision
With all that caked-on makeup and those vacant, glazed-over eyes I thought she was some sort of hideous RealDoll or something.
>>25348632
bet she smells like cigarettes, too
That poor kid back there is so fucked.
What's wrong with bottled water, tho? I dislike the taste of tap water...
>>25348958
then you live in a shit area with shit tap water.
fuck yourself.
Only ONE other anon even noticed that there are TWO child seats in the back. The other is facing rearward, suggesting that the unseen child is still very young (less than a year or so).
>>25348986
If Pasadena is a shitty place... then whatever you say m8y
>>25349023
I even mentioned it twice
>>25349078
Pasadena is okay. decent nightlife, if you can deal with the chads.
>>25346829
>femanon here who uses plenty of fish
>search as if I'm a male looking for females in my area to see what I'm up against
>holy kek
>all of them are either fat, young single moms (20-26 years old), have giant foreheads, or are white trash
That's why I have 1,500 matchesall douchebags or aspies
>>25349275
Have you got something interesting out of it?
>>25346829
>child
>single parent
>shitty haircoloring
>fake eyebrows
>overly fake eyelashes
>shit piercings
>shit jewlery
>ton of makeup
>>25349275
Your options are,
>Lower your fucking standards
>Get used to being Chads cum rag.
She looks like that image from the creepypasta where that plastic bitch walks into the hospital with a cat in her jaw amd kills everyone
>>25349350
What pasta is it senpai?
>>25349413
b
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an original nigga
Can I play too?
>>25349481
Oh I remember this, I also remember that pic also was an SCP article if I'm not mistaken?
>>25349534
Her eyes are not smiling
>>25349534
I only see one.
>>25349594
i think thats how most people smile when they pose for a picture though
a good observation either way, i totally missed it
>>25348958
unless your tap water is polluted, there is absolutely no valid reason to buy bottled water.
>>25349481
that was pretty awful tbhwa
the picture is the only spoopy thing about it
>>25349534
>coalburner
wew
>>25349635
It tastes different, bottled = better
I just found this one on my trip down in Tampa Florida.
>>25349678
bottled water tastes like plastic. have fun with your cancer.
>>25349635
>>25349678
Are you faggots really having an argument about bottled and tap water?
>>25346829
>cheap interior
>pays for bottled water
>kid
>full concealer
>drawn eyebrows
>cant do lipline
>piercings / gauges
>haircolor
>2edgy4u tat
>dressed like she lives in her car in the walmart parking lot
>abo nose
>>25346896
Why is bottled water a red flag?
>>25349693
>Ugly despite make up
>Hambeast
>Coal burner
>Florida
Its girls like these which make me glad I'm a virgin.
>>25349675
I wish I could wear glasses and yet still appear manly.
>>25347013
>EPIC PHOTOGRAPHY
>microsoft office 2003-era WordArt
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>>25349844
You just have to wear those 80's style ones
The new thin ones look like dogshit
