If you were a woman would you be a slut?
>implying all women aren't sluts
>implying you have a choice
>inb4 anyone says yes
all of you faggots would be ugly hags, so you wouldn't have the chance to be one
>>25345961
Initially, yes, because the experiences and sensations would be new and exciting to me. Once the novelty wears off I'd lock it up tight knowing that I could use sex as a bargaining chip. I've known of stacies that whore themselves out for weed. They've never paid for an 8th a day in their life.
I'd whore myself out to youtube money and make an amzaon wishlist so you guys would buy me stuff
no but I'd be a tease and use it to get free stuff on the internet
>>25345961
Am I a pretty girl?
Economic status?
im already a male slut, so i know if i was a female id be sucking off black dicks and shit
No, i'll try to be the loving pure waifu of my best mate who's gotten sick of women's bullshit and handsome af
>>25345961
Im gonna need sauce
>>25345961
I wish I could put a glass under her to get some of that water
I was an alcoholic drug user who fucked any girl who would lieu me on my early twenties and had zero standards and wanted to die.
So yes I probably would have seen almost a hundred Dicks if I had a vaginae during that time
>>25345961
Yes I would. Being a slut is more then just fucking alot of people, its more the mindset that drives someone to do it.
Whilst I ever get laid I do fuck hookers and drink heavily because Im depressed. I always wake up hating myself. Having spoken to IRL sluts they have remarked but me and them are the same.
So yes I probably would. Doesn't justify what they do.
>>25346396
I think that's why I always had crushes on sluts and drug addict girls. Even tried to date one. Deep down I know they are just the female versions of me. Fucked up. Wanted to save them
>>25345961
I would be a nerdy BDSM queen.
But of course, if I was magically turned into a female right _now_ I would simply try to figure out how to get guys who are in my previous position (that aren't completely insufferable, e.g. no "purity whiners") to fuck me since those are the only ones I could relate to and therefore set up arrangements with.
No, I would find a good relationship and stay in it forever knowing that it is possible for the other person to be loyal forever
>>25346585
I'm not sure you would stay loyal though. Remember you yourself would become a woman, so your instincts would change and you will probably eventually cheat behind your husbands back.
B-but OP, I'm a woman!kek I'm not, let's see the butthurt tho
I'm a homo and not really a slut. I be lewd online but that's about it, I'm a pure virginwith a lot of toys
I would probably milk my gender online for cash and gifts though. I guess that kinda counts as being a slut.
No. I'd marry young, tend the home, and gather the children to my skirts
me as a girl:
>I'd probably be like a 6/10, maybe a solid 7 because i have a pretty "hip"fasion sense that brings out my best features, with make - up to work with i'd make myself even hotter. Idk i just see myself as one of those girl aren't stunngly hot but with a beanie, a tight black top that brings out a little cleavege and then an open shirt over there, ye i'd be hot/cute
>Would have a nice ass (i have a pretty firm butt already)
>Literarlly hairless from neck down (would probably laser it)
>Probably suck a lot of cock / jerk guys off to not seem as a slut (a lot of girls, from my experience, follow this thought pattern; you can do whatever you want with her, just don't stick it inside her V so she have to add another number to her list).
>Would probably be way needy and insecure (i already have these traits a little)
>Would probably friendzone a lot of guys and date chads way of my league
>Probably 7-8 partners by i'm 20, so not too bad
i'm overthinking this
>>25346468
Same bro. I always fall for the red flag girls. The ones who are sluts, have too many guy friends cause less drama, like to drink and party. And Im always hurt and I always use hookers to compensate. Just as they always lust for love but always compensate for strength and prowess.
>>25347161
what toy do you use the most, big boy?
>>25347689
where to find slender elegant qts willing to deal with my mental issues?
in >london?
If I were attractive, yeah, for a little bit. Just to see what the "sex scene" was like.
Id be a fat slut who would use my powers of being female to make money
>>25345961
fuck yes bruh, I heard they can get like 10 orgasms a day, I'd watch myself in the mirror, touch myself, get dyke to touch me, watching her touch herself while I touch myself, cunt scissoring, touching two holes at same time, shower head masturbation etc the possibilities are endless, I'd end up having a cunt dark as the mid of a night
if I can pay like 50k to enhance my genitals to have 10 orgasms a day, I'd happily pay for it
>>25348956
>10 orgasms a day
What kind of robot are you if you've never achieved this? It's not even hard i can get 5 out in barely 2 hours
>>25345961
I wouldn't. Even if I desperately wanted to suck a chad's cock, I wouldn't do it because I'm too vain to let others enjoy my body, and don't want to make them feel good about themselves.i feel so disgusted with myself for wanting to let guys use my body as a cum receptacle, i could probably whore myself to some ghetto boys and enjoy it but would kill myself afterwards
>>25349058
nah man, that's bad for health and fuck with your test production over time and it makes the orgasms boring
3 max a day, once everyday, or save up 5 days for some big load and amazing orgasm (actually scientific, a batch of sperm matures in 5 days) unless you're some sperm freak
>>25348808
They're all DIY and shaped vaguely like dog dicks because furfaggotry, but also it's just an easy plug shape to make that isn't COMPLETELY boring.
My favorite is the one that actually has a discernable shaft and big knot to it and isn't just a tapered plug that flares a little bit at some point. It's about 6 inches long, 1.5 inches wide in the shaft, about 2.5 inches at the widest of the knot.
I have one that I actually diy'd a sorta-kinda cumtube to, but I don't know any great recipes for "internal use" fake cum nor do I have any large mouthed syringes to use with it, so I just hook it to the line I use for enemas. It's fun. All the water splashes out like I got super-creampied by... Uh... Something with very, very thin cum.TMI? Too bad.Still never had sex tho, so I'm technically pure as driven snow by robot definitions!
>mfw all of you faggots will never leave your rooms
>mfw none of you will know what it's like to be traumatized
>mfw the thought of sex
>tfw no pure husbando
probably
for the most part I would just come here and become a waifu god
>>25349215
do you listen to crawling by linkin park?
>>25349215
Here's your (You) roastie
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>>25349264
Yeah 13 years ago
Faggot
>>25349284
hey man, I heard you really like roastie, I hope you don't mind some beef curtain too?
http://get.swfchan.org/8204/beef%20curtains.swf.html
>>25349284
>Assuming I'm a girl
I love how retarded everyone is here
Not even retarded actually, just fucking incapable of anything
>>25349290
I see, but do you see what I'm trying to say here?
Get over it.
>>25349255
>tfw if a genie appeared before me and offered me one wish I would use that wish to become a qt p2t and spend the rest of my youth attention whoring on /r9k/
>>25349215
I got fondled in a bike shop once. I didn't like it and I'm still a little mad, but I'm not as mad about it as other things.
>>25345961
I would be a lesbian.
>>25349321
I shouldn't have clicked that link
>>25349400
laff'd
>>25349400
>http://get.swfchan.org/8204/beef%20curtains.swf.html
you gotta admit, for 157.8 KiB, it is pretty interactive and well animated
the guy who made this has great potential
>>25349321
oh god what
>>25345961
Fuck yeah. Knowing the pain i know today, I'd specifically collect beta orbiters, and fuck them 1 by 1. Hell, maybe 2 at a time if they're up for that.
If the internet and black men have taught me anything: being a chunkster with wide hips and big tits as a dude is repulsive, but as a woman it's a fetish.
>>25346129
>you will never be a happy dog
>nobody will ever tell you you're a good boy
i'd be extremely tempted to but probably wouldn't.
the pleasure of not having sex and feeling smug is probably better.
i bet i would for a bit then feel bad and stop. then do it again.
i honestly don't blame sluts.
>>25350010
>tfw no bf to do petplay like this with
Why are petplay people always about getting beat up and peed on and shit? That's not what you do with a pet. I hope those people never have pets tbqh, they have an odd view of what it's like to have or be a pet
>>25345974
ugly bitches can be sluts just as easily
>>25350033
>Why are petplay people always about getting beat up and peed on and shit?
probably because dogs have lower social status than people, so people who want to be treated like pets generally have self-worth issues. this leads naturally into being acceptable to hit (as has historically happened to low status peoples, like Dalits in India) or piss on.
>>25350120
>>25350033
BDSM/sexual sadism dude. If you aren't like that then I can't explain it to you.
I'd be celibate.
And still have a cute waifu
>>25350120
>so people who want to be treated like pets generally have self-worth issues. t
I could understand that, but then why does that mean "pet" has to be conflated with a pet that is abused? Why not just say you wanna be a slave or a sub or whatever then? It's not even like most of these people want to do costumed petplay of any sort, it's just basic bitch "oh whip me sometimes and call me names" shit
I wouldn't go calling my qt doggie mean namesactually that's a lie I find it funny as heck to insult animals but in a happy voice because they don't care and still get super excited and come over to be petor beat the shit out of it, why would I beat up my human pet
I should be feeding them delicious treats and washing their hair with expensive shampoo
im a woman and im not a slut
most certainly yes
even to type out a summary of all the supporting evidence makes my stomach churn even though I loved all of it in the moment
never done anything gaywith a humanthough
>>25350243
STORIES NOWsame here too
I am a woman but no
In theory it's a nice idea, but in reality it's a lot of effort
>>25346151
The reservoir
>>25350287
No it isn't. You literally just have to let guys fuck you.
If I was a woman I'd plan on being a lesbian. I'd be the one pussy Chad goes without, just to annoy him.
>>25350287
here's your (you)
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>>25350264
all I'm willing to admit is that I grew up on a horse farm
we had a lot of very highly bred and meticulously groomed horses and dogs and I had a lot of free time in high school
>>25349215
Yeah, a fat nerd asking you out can fuck somebody up
>>25350412
>tfw grew up in the city and in apartments so I never got to have a qt doggie bf
I mised out on so much ;A;
>>25345961
Isn't that dangerous?
>>25350319
be fair to >her, it's more complicated than that if you want to avoid getting pregenant.
>>25350215
>tfw no pampering loving and affectionate gf
>tfw no gf to treat like a lovely pet and give headpats and scruffle her hair
>>25350557
No it isn't. You just eat pills.
And for STDs, use condoms.
Femanon here.
I don't even want Chad's dick, been there, tried that.
I just want a boyfriend who spoils and cuddles me.
>>25350592
That's even easier. Most robot-style guys are clingy AF.
>>25350615
She said spoils. She wants a sugar daddy to buy her tons of things.
>been there, tried that
Alpha fux beta bux bro.
Probably. I crave attention and affection but never get any. I would probably have sex with lots of guys just to feel like someone cared for a little bit.
>>25350582
>You just eat pills.
at the same time every day. that's more than a minor inconvenience and if you forget once the whole thing is fucked.
>And for STDs, use condoms.
not 100% success rate, still prudent to be tested.
>>25350592
I would be willing to look past it if it was just one guy.
You'd also have to live near me.
>>25350592
>been there, tried that.
used goods sell for lower prices.
>>25350672
Oh no you have to take a pill on time, how ever will you cope! how traumatic! what an injustice! i bet fucking MRAs did this.
>>25350696
this is a strawman deviation from the original argument that
>You literally just have to let guys fuck you.
having to take any more effort than lying back and having penis go in vagina invalidates that idea due to the use of the word 'literally', indeed one could argue simply having to leave the house (since random guys don't generally enter houses) invalidates it. :^)
>>25350631
>She wants a sugar daddy to buy her tons of things.
Nah, by spoils I meant dealt with my shit.
>>25350744
>(since random guys don't generally enter houses)
Rape Culture disagrees
Haven't you ever been to Duke? Happens all the time.
>>25351006
memes aren't real Anon
>>25345961
yes because its mind blowing for women
No, i'd marry someone and never work again
>>25350010
>>25350033
>tfw I love having my head and back scratched
>tfw I love nuzzling my head into my family members until they scratch my head
I just want a gf to pamper me, and rub my muscles after I work out because they're sore and need blood flow.
>>25350319
No but you have to like go out and meet them, or find them online, and (in my case) manage to get to their house
It's a lot of effort. I don't care enough to try. But if something fell into my lap somehow I'd be down.
>>25351266
>if something fell into my lap somehow
You're basically asking to be pillaged.
>>25351320
What? No, that's not what I mean
I mean I just happened to meet someone and the circumstances were right, I'd be okay. But I'm not going to TRY to get laid.
I'd most likely look like a 3D version of this. I find my own dick is plenty and I don't see a female me being fond of them either.
But I would use all the sex toys I can just to see what they're like.
>>25351366
Don't worry I'd carry you off on my shoulders.
>>25346083
That qualifies as being a slut imho
If I was a girl I'd be the biggest tease desu. Like I wouldnt lead guys on intentionally. but I would obviously fuck guys I thought were worth letting cum inside me.
>>25345961
If I keep my personality I think I would act like my mother. Frigid and bitter. Testosteron at least makes me masturbate from time to time to cartoons but if I would be a female I don't think I would do it ever.
Toys sounds nice and all but I'm too fucking vanilla.
>>25351366
sounds like me desu. Only time I had sex was when I literally just drove to meet up with someone who wanted to fuck. Didnt even have to talk to them much.
But I am a guy
>>25345961
that's an easy way to get a yeast infection or bv
gross.
