>In my room watching Yuru Yuri
>Sister is home from college
>Barges in my room
>I'm super autistic but even I can tell she's acting weird
>She sits down on my bed and watches the screen with me
>After a minute, she silently wraps her arms around me and leans her head into me
>I'm freaking out, she's all warm and smells really nice
>I finally manage to stammer and ask her what she wants
>"I failed all of my classes this semester"
>I remember everything /r9k/ told me about easy mode
>"That's ok, you can just find a rich husband" I blurt out
>She bursts into tears and runs out of the room
What did I do wrong /r9k/?
>>25345896
I feel with you anon. I also get really spergy sometimes.
im looking to start watching the animated jew, i have a few suggestions from other robots but i dont know which one i should pick first
>Ghost in the shell
>Cowboy Bebop
>Hellsing Ultimate
>Blue Submarine 6
>Welcome to the NHK
>Berserk
>Violence Jack
>>25345896
good job, showed that roastie
>>25346077
none of those are autistic enough you filthy newfag reddit shit
watch k-on
>>25346096
im 18 nd been coming exclusively to r9k since i was 14 in 2011, never set foot in reddit
>>25345896
this is what happens when you stop thinking for yourself and instead think in /r9k/ memes, total cognitive dissonance. well done.
>>25346114
>been coming exclusively to r9k since i was 14 in 2011
>since he was 14 in 2011
>thinks he isn't a newfag
>>25346132
from what i've gathered, newfag means you started coming in the current year
>>25345896
>That's ok, you can just find a rich husband
SAVAGE
>>25346142
Everyone post 2004 is a newfag, everyone pre-2004 is a fucking dinosaur.
>>25346142
No, it doesn't. You're a newfag. Anyone who's been coming since post-2009 is a newfag.
>>25346167
you mean 2007, anon
If you haven't been on 4chan since the 90s you're new as fuck.
>>25346187
No I mean 2004.
>>25346077
Oh jeez, if you haven't seen NHK- it's like the ultimate r9k flick. Also the only perfect work of art in any medium.
>>25345896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GP8tkiikqA
>>25346077
>Ghost in the shell
do you mean the movie or the series? If you're talking about the movie I would watch the 1995 instead of the newer one. It is fantastic even without all the CGI.
I suggest watching Cowboy Bebop first, but I liked all the ones you listed except I haven't seen Blue Submarine 6 yet so I can't vouch for that one.
>>25346243
Fuck off, chad. As an aspie I know for a fact that we do not sound like this.
>>25346243
Keklestein.
>>25345896
Well depends...is she attractive?
If she is, what you said is true and she probably has a 100+ orbiters as we speak.
If she isn't, she's just sad because she knows that isn't an option.
>>25346118
>this is what happens when you stop thinking for yourself and instead think in /r9k/ memes, total cognitive dissonance. well done.
Not OP, but this has been becoming a problem as of late.
Worst part it, I hate those whole "meme-culture" we've created... I wish for a pre-tendies time.
But now I'm at work, I see a black guy and think "WE WUZ KINGS AND SHIEET". My friends tellin' me about fuckin' some dudes wife and I have to shop myself from saying "What a cuck". Don't even get me started on hearing the phrase "Big guy", "to be honest" and "fa m"
>>25346218
>shit animation
>perfection if the medium
leskepitcalbaseballmanface.jpeg
NHK might be my favorite anime of all time for personal reasons but it's so far from perfect. Not even just the animation either, there were some shit arcs too.
>>25346077
Watch WATAMOTE
It's LITERALLY an r9k approved anime series featuring a socially autistic girl.
>>25346666
quads have spoke
must be done
Nothing, in fact you did everything right.
>>25346077
Try Baccano, i really enjoyed it. Same with JoJo.