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>my mother accidentally got pregnant with me at age 17
>now I am 29
>I am a virgin who lives with my mom
>people constantly think she is my wife
>deny it at first
>go along with it now
I feel bad /r9k/
>>25345379
don't worry. I understand you and I don't think you are weird or a loser. You are just sad. I love you
>>25345379
have you consummated the marriage?
>>25345379
Your mom is a fucking failure.
>>25345379
have you ever seen her butthole?
I thought you meant she got pregnant by you when you were 17, i am disappointed
>Be 19 years old dyel fagget riding my bike at night
>See dude beating down a women in the road
>Try to help
>Guy knocks me out
>I wake up and I can see both of them leave, the girl hugging the guy
>Develop severe tinnitus bad enough to make consider suicide everynight
>Can't remember his face because of the punch
>No cameras
> Too beta to consumate the marriage
>25
>learning to drive
>worse than everybody else
>still stall the cat 50% of the time at a stoplight after 10 hours of lessons
>other student driver in the back laughing at me while i stall the car at a stoplight
>start crying
>have to go back and drive again on the 6th
Fapped on computer when I was doing a summer job (age 13) in my uncle company
I think I got caught by someone mid-summer, I never knew if he really saw me. Uncle never told me anything, he is dead now, can't ask him
Workfap is the most degenerate thing ever. This is haunting me ever since
>>25345588
how would my mom get ME pregnant?
What is going on with this thought process?
I am very confused
>>25345459
gross
>>25345430
Thanks anon
>>25345526
Uh no? wtf
I know about things no son should know though
>>25345647
wtf?
>>25345741
sorry friend. sucks to be born in the 1990's I guess. you missed out
>>25345787
No you got your mom pregnant silly
>>25345778
>Be 11
>go to store with mom
>she parks the car
>Be in parking lot
>asks if i wanna follow in
>Nah im fine
>See her leave
>after a little while i unzip
>and start to jerk it in car
>can see people around me
>jizz in my underwear
>after a small while see mom coming
>drive home
now i think how over-sexual i was as a kid
>>25345942
You weren't caught at least :7
>>25345741
come on nigga you'll learn stop being a bitch
>>25345955
did it one time in the forest
>be around 10
>fap in forest
>hear brances breaking
>Tall teen guy looking at me
>pull up pants
>run away
i think i know this guy....
>>25345999
This make me feel better
>>25345741
>start crying
are you a gril or guy?
also 10 hours is not that much to learn driving with a clutch. i was really nervous learning, but once those nerves go away you will drive better.
you are talking about stalling a manual car, not automatic, otherwise it might be weird?
>>25346106
I'm a guy.
I cry very easily. I've always been an emotional wreck. I try not to let other people see it but it doesn't always go so well.
I had a very in-depth dream about me fucking my mother. I woke up free of any of the mother-son fetishes that plagued me before hand. It had been 5 years since we last saw each other but I guess seeing her again last week messed with my mind a bit, and put it at ease as well.
It was pretty gross is what i'm saying, but i'm glad I had it. For a while I almost though that I might have been the sort of guy who was into that. Now I know i'm not.
>>25346127
i know this feel...atlest when i was younger
>>25345379
You should make a bold move on Mom
Get her a little buzzed, make a play, she might surprise you
You have already had your dick inside her pussy and you used to suck her tits
What have you got to loose, go for it
I speak from a similar situation, my Mom was 14 when I was born, she took off from the hospital to leave town with my birth dad, my grandparents got custody and I was raised with my Mom's twin, we even shared a bed, when I was 13 she decided to teach me a "game" pretty soon we went from kissing to oral to sex, when I was 16 she got pregnant, it has been 10 years and we live together and have 3 kids, my grandparents are dead, and who knows were my Mom is, so no one cares, we moved from Virginia to Oregon and live like we are married, so I pretty much fucked and have kids with my Mom, but not legally
So go for it
>>25345379
how are you going to post this and not post a pic of your hot mom?
>>25345379
post a pic of your mom
>Desperate to no longer be kv
>Settle for a fairly older foreign woman, not even attractive
>Weird relationship but at least not kv
>She gets pregnant and end up moving in together
>Wanted to just lose my v card, now stuck with an unappealing woman and kid
Should have just killed myself.
>>25348223
damn famm your shit got fucked up tbqh
>>25348284
Yeah pretty much. Better than being a lonely neet I guess though. At least she knows how to cook.
>>25348312
would you post a pic?
>>25348325
I might have one of her from behind. Nothing explicit or sexy though I don't think. Lemme look.
>>25345379
>>go along with it now
what do you mean? how does your mom react when people assume that?
>>25348018
that's kind of hot
>>25345379
Do you know your father at all?
>>25348018
This. You never really think about it and realize it might actually be possible and work out, and there's always a non-zero chance. No feel better than cumming inside your mom unprotected.
>>25348368
hot
this is my fetish
>>25345379
holy crap dude, how did you get your mom pregnant?
>>25345462
no worries, people used to get kids well before 17
>>25345741
are you the yellow guy under the sea?
I don't subscribe to Freud's train of thought but I can acknowledge he would have a field day on /r9k/
>>25348368
Hurry up mafk I gotta wageslave in the am
>>25348368
Age and nationality of the old woman?
Do you intend to abandon mother and unwanted sprog?
>>25349165
where did that picture come from?
>>25345647
that's what you get for wanting to do something good anon
noone to blame but yourself
>>25349422
wrong, that's what he gets for not running both of them over
>>25349165
Some story by Kamitora
>>25349238
Sorry mate, couldn't find any that showed off anything. Could maybe try to get some of her but that would be another time, she's asleep and all.
>>25349294
37, Mexican. Don't really like the situation but I'm kind of settled in it now as being normal. If I did skip out, only outcome I can see is going back to being NEET which as much as I may not like things, I prefer them to the way things used to be. Guess it sucks because I kind of just resigned myself to a crappy barely "normal" life.
That stuff about the dead granny just makes her lose feelings and respect for you even more.
>>25345741
I seriously hope for you that youre a women.
