Post stories of normies getting btfo
Anyone got the one where the dude greases the floor of a lobby and like 20 niggers go flying like skittles?
>me me
>normie c
>ow ow
me no lik normie
>>25345196
this kind of revenge just sucks because they don't know it was you AND you cant see their reaction
>been boning this barely legal for three months
>really into s&m, loves doing a whole collar and leash thing
>she comes over, we eat and fuck, she leaves, prry great
>get a text from her
>"can I tell you something"
>"okay"
>"I have a boyfriend"
>"uh huh. Nice guy?"
>"Yes he has great personality. But we don't have sex yet."
>"uh huh."
>"I'm a slut. I want to change for him."
>"tell him to go to the gym."
>"so...can I see you on the 4th?"
>"I might not be back from snowboarding. Tell you later."
NORMIES! WHEN WILL THEY LEARN!? XD
>>25345440
Plot twist: You're the boyfriend
>>25345531
I think we got a screenplay cooking
>>25345171
pic related, best one I've came across
>>25345773
Oh fuck my sides