Strip Clubs
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Have any of you robots ever been to a strip club?
What was it like?
Anon, don't go it's a waste of time am money. You're better off jerking it to 2d porn desu senpai
>>25344302
no never. for anyone that has though, can I go in there alone? for reference I'm very nervous and awkward. I would go to a movie alone but not a restaurant and I don't go to bars.
>>25344302
Hottest girls I've ever seen, all walking around naked. Paid 270 to fuck one in a private room. She robbed another 100 something out of my pants at some point. No real regrets at this point.
Boring. The girls smelled and the buffet was gross.
>>25344302
It was dark. It was noisy. It was expensive.
The place was also really shabby. Girls weren't even that hot.
Yeah I did, was pretty good. Got kicked out for touching the girls though.
Fucking GTA.
Been to 4. Upscale clubs are a scam... skip them and go to the sleazier ones. Bring 50 $1 bills and sit around the stage, giving a few dollars to each dancer. Refuse lap dances... they are a scam too.
>>25344340
I went alone (guy who paid for sex here), but you'll be swarmed as they can smell a robot a mile away. Make sure to pick a good one and go to a private room. Take only as much money as you want to lose too, cuz the bouncers will beat the fuck out of you if you get robbed and try to say something about it.
>>25344340
Never go alone, it's probably one of the most pitiful things you can do.
To my local one a couple of times. Pretty shitty because you waste money on looking at naked girls and paying 20 dollars for 4 minute lap dances. Basically a rip off. You can ask the strippers for handjobs or blowjobs but I never did that. My friend became a regular at the local one because he really liked it so he got offered blowjobs and stuff. I think they charged him 80 dollars for a bj.
>>25344302
I got in for free when I was 17 in a mickey mouse costume.
It's a long story. Barely nursed a semi.
It was then when I truly felt in tune with my fate here.
>>25345771
c'mon greentext faggot
also why not secure your trip?
>>25345887
I'm not using a trip.
It's not that interesting a story.
