ITT: Stupid shit you did on 4chan that ended with people laughing at you
I'll go first:
>Made this thread
I posted my boobs on /b/ in 2007, because I thought it would make me popular enough to become a 'chan'. As you can imagine, this didn't work out for me.
To top it off, I would fantasize about my own chan names that some anon might have given me then.
>cutechan
>tomatochan
>tinychan
>>25343125
>tinychan
Fuckin kek
>>25343125
>I posted my boobs
gibe
>>25343177
>Newfag detected
Look, buddy, you really think "she" is gonna show you tits? Just google some you fuck
>>25343125
>tomatochan
is it because you're a red, round vegetable?
>>25343402
I just enjoyed the word itself. I can't say I'm great at naming things.
>posted in a "what does /r9k/ look like" thread once
embarassing
I don't remember ever doing anything particularly newfaggy. But that's probably because I lurked for years before I started posting.
>>25343078
people didnt end up laughing at me but the first time i went on 4chan i didnt know how to meme arrows
so I went and wrote some code hoping it was how to greentext but i ended up looking like spam
>i thought it was more complicated
>>25343489
Thank god no one posts triforce threads anymore, I still can't figure out how to triforce today.
>>25343502
it's alright
you can't even triforce anymore
>>25343502
holy shit I remember that and thats exactly why i got so confused
triforce you just need to ALT + (some numbers) you can google the codes for
didn't understand kusoge, that was it
>>25343125
POST TITS YE WHORE
>>25343078
Did the whole "sage goes in all fields" thing believeing it would help, kek
>>25343429
>literally everytime
>foot thread?
>Hand Thread?
>Post your rig?
>takes about 45 seconds to get called a fatass
I noticed recently that it happens to everyone for like an hour on either side of my post
>>25343536
topkek thats hilarious
when i did my first sage I remember to look up everything closely so I wouldn't look like an idiot
>>25343554
I would get scared about typing noko in the wrong field.
>>25343078
>underage
>make funny joke at anon's expense
>anon replies with "I knew a teenager would reply and try to be funny" with a smug reaction image
>feel so busted I went back to lurking for a whole year
>>25343691
I'm glad calling out teenagers works.
>>25343691
You probably never thought a smug anime girl could hurt you so deeply
>>25343078
green texted like this
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instead of just one, got called a fucking newfag and should leave. Went to lurking for months
>>25343793
It wasn't even an anime girl it was Big Boss
Quite some time ago I decided to discuss the nature of gods and magic in ASOIAF in a /got/ thread. I think I got about 20 textless fedora reaction images and one faggot whose only argument was "you're retarded"
I also tried to make Dota r34 by tracing and people weren't happy.
>>25343831
I knew you would come back and try to be funny.
>>25343799
poor anon ;-;
I would hug you but its the internet and I'm sure people look down on virtual hugs
I remember my first time on 4chan I was scared of getting hacked/doxxed because It thought it was like some deep web shit orsomething
>>25343904
Dude me too, I was afraid of posting because I thought people could get my ip, even tried posting with a proxy.
>>25343904
You know that those "Deep Web guys" are pretty average people at the end of the day. They go out and eat at McDonalds, they feel happy sometimes, they cry, they go on the normal web.
I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were on 4chan right now.
>>25344217
oh yeah I know that now. but back then when I was newfag i would be so cautious and scared
>>25343125
were you underage?
>>25344408
No, I'm just that retarded.
>>25343900
Nigga shut up
>drop kicks big boss and tears off his balls
who is da best nOW BUITCH
>>25343527
you needed non breaking spaces, I dont remember what they were exactly.
it wouldn't work on r9k anyway because it's non-ascii.
>>25343536
When I did sage in all fields, I also used to post a picture of sage the plant.
Nobody ever seemed to notice my joke.
>>25344499
They ignored it because it wasn't funny.
>>25344479
Alt+255 gave you in the old days, still worked on 95/XP before /b/ turned into a massive porn dump.
>>25344467
>Blocks your kick
I'm the best. Only the son of the greatest mercenary can hurt him.
>>25345689
>>25343900
>>25344467
This guy about to trigger his traumatic flashbacks
>>25343125
>GIRL REPORTING IN!
Fuck off cumdumpster.
