Where my slavbros at
75% Polish reporting in
Polish with some jewish ancestry reporting in.
Wish I'd actually look slavic but took all looks from distant mother side and ended up looking like a model for Nazi posters.
100% Russian here, get told I don't look Russian all the time.
Iive in ny
>>25343017
You cant be a true slav unless you grew up in the slavlands.
>>25343077
I mean that sounds pretty alright anon. Those nazis were fucks but they sure knew about handsome men with jaw lines chiseled from granite and how to make a solid looking uniform. I'd say you win this one.
>>25343129
Excludes most of r9k then lol. 25% Slovak, and fucking look it.
>>25343017
great grandparents on my mothers side were from Ukraine, is that part of slav land?
>>25343156
Not this kind of posters anon. I am talking about those sweet ones with their hooked nosed friends and "jude raus" slogans.
>>25343167
>Excludes most of r9k then lol.
That should be the point of this thread. Else it could had just been an Americunt thread.
>>25343200
If you have to ask, you dont count.
>>25343217
Oh boy. Well, this is awkward.
>>25343231
that doesn't make sense to me, why not?
>>25343017
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37l7P5V1eXU
>>25343296
Cannot do much about it, maybe will get some faux pity-party from germans in future.
>>25343300
If you dont even know what ethnic group lives in this country what does it matter that you have some ancestors? By knowing so little you arent going to contribute to thread in any way apart from "muh grandparents". I never understood why people (particulary from usa and other states with many immigrants) mention they ancestry and want to be included in every event/discussion about it, withouth any knowledge.
Like being a redneck and boasting you are 1/16 native american.
reportan
hohol jew with distant russki noble blood (Panin family according to grandparents) and probably a little bit of tartar because of all the incursions
americans think I'm french, canadians just wave me off as european, beaners think I'm mexican and have tried to speak spanish to me multiple times, a paki girl thought I was german (lol) and I sometimes get Lebanon
feels good to look like a man from nowhere. Always wanted to be a spy
>>25343519
Thats good anon.
But being "man from nowhere" has it downsides, especially in dating.
ukrainian hohol reporting in
>>25343167
Ako to my slovensky bros
>>25343017
Czech man reporting in
am I slav enough
>>25343105
kek, ukranian hohol in Staten Island here wbu
> 75% Polish
Fuck you. You're 100% one thing unless you can show me dual/triple/etc citizenship.
>>25343769
how about you Chech these:
>>25343077
>>25343200
>>25343300
>>25343311
another Pole in
50% Norwegian here
>>25343816
Slavs are a minority in this thread.
>>25343827
>murrican education
I just started playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl for the first time, am I an honorary slav?Master difficulty obv
>>25343927
get fuck
you no slav litle computer baby
making brick isnt game
serb here
>can't sleep
>working afternoon tomorrow
>no plans for new years
>no gf
>no future
>live in a literal third world country
samo
Are Slav women total whores?
>>25343017
Slavs are subhumans whose self-esteem is so abysmal they can't even make a thread about themselves without self-denigration such as in OP's pic. If the Slavic OP weren't a coward, he would choose a picture reflecting the good sides of their culture (few of them as there may be), facing the possibility of ridicule but nonetheless embracing faith before 4chan in, off the top of my head, Slavic cuisine if nothing else. Instead, he chose the easy, safe option of self-consciously embracing the stereotype of a Slav as a useless drinker, being too cowardly to even try to defend before other people a better, more aspiring representation of one's culture, for instance, some lastingly globally relevant Slavic artistic genre. 'We know you're going to say we are pathetic, so here is a picture preconfirming this, now leave us alone.' Instead of trying to improve our image. Embarrassing.
I am saying this as a Slav myself.
25% Ukrainian/Polish.... but its Ashkenazi...
>>25344848
Another serb here. Left serbia in 2001. Switzerland is a mutch nicer country to live in but i hate the people. Serbian people are way more open and friendly than swiss. Plus the serbs are way taller than the swiss. Im currently in Nis visiting my grandparents.
I'm 50% Ukrainian, can I join?
>>25345002
Canadian of Croat ancestry reporting.
Trying to save money to buy a nice little place in Split or one of the islands in the future.
>>25345002
>>25345081
Didn't mean to quote you, ma nigga
>>25345063
Trust me, if you lived here nowadays you would hate people here too.
Good for you though, can't think of a better country than Switzerland to move to.
>>25345107
>tfw un(You)'d
Ukrainian here. Came back here from US to take care of my ill brother.
>tfw 50% polish
feels subhuman
>>25343653
funny you say that because I forgot to add a tidbit about dating in my post. After using a Western name I get more matches on Tinder than I ever did using my slav name.
Now, nothing has come out of any of it but just a fyi.
>>25345002
You're a shit tier slav. Slavs live a leisure life of drinking and smoking cigarettes, and that's our identity. No other people are as relaxed and social as slavs. No one else gices as little fucks. It's a pro, not a con. You're an utter faggot for thinking that is a disgrace.
Also, 100% slav here, Croatian born and raised.
>>25345115
I visit my grandparents multiple times a year so I kind of know the people. The only thing bothering me about them is them drowning me in food whenever I visit.
>>25343017
wassup subhumans
>>25345063
This is exactly what I was trying to say with this >>25345195 post.
Slavs are best people for socialising. I've been all over the world, and no one is like us. People are shit everywhere.
>tfw my great grandfather was from Germany
feels master race meng
>>25345195
>You're a shit tier slav. Slavs live a leisure life of drinking and smoking cigarettes, and that's our identity. No other people are as relaxed and social as slavs. No one else gices as little fucks. It's a pro, not a con. You're an utter faggot for thinking that is a disgrace.
You know this is not true. You are as aware of this as of your categorical 'no true Slav' (...doesn't drink and smoke) fallacy with which you're trying to quell your (and others') conscience about saying something so self-defeating and so tenuous. I am a Slav, I don't smoke, I don't drink, and this is a good thing.
>100% Russian
>brother keeps on trying to marry me off while I'm in school
>>25345226
This is photoshopped from japs. Nice try tho.
>>25345276
>>25345195
In other words, I refuse to take part in your pathetic sour grapes, 'b-b-but my substance abuse is a good thing, it helps socialize'.
>>25345290
>resisting
I have an Indian guy at work who complains his parents keep finding him wives and he keeps telling them to fuck off.
Despite us agreeing that arranged marriages are ridiculously more stable than regular marriages, I still have not convinced the poor guy he should just fly with it.
>Tfw no gopnik best friend
>that feel when no gf to take her out to ice skating and hot chocolate
Ultimate slav feel.
>>25345305
Son everyone abuses substance. Us slavs just have nature aptitude at handling it, unlike all the other shitters like (You).
>>25345353
>>that feel when no gf to take her out to ice skating and hot chocolate
wew ladliterally asked a slav chick out for this yesterday...nothing yet
>>25343017
you should make these threads on /pol/ or on /k/, the slavaboos will suck your dick dry there
>>25345276
>>25345195
In yet other words, you are an egoistical coward who damages the reputation of a whole group of people (your whole ethnicity) by insisting that your degenerate desires are in fact its 'identity', so to justify your addictions and afflictions ('I'm just embracing what I've been genetically and socially predisposed to the whole time') -- so to shift the blame for your shortcomings, so to blend with the crowd. 'Everyone does it.' Except in reality, the crowd is not as bad as you'd like and need to portray it, and you're doing others an injustice. Own up to your failures.
what up kurwa
>>25345332
I'm only 18, I don't really want to marry a man twice my age who I've only met once or twice.
>>25345276
>>25345305
I actually don't smoke (well, not anymore) and don't drink myself. But I am not ashamed of my fellow slavs to be doing the same. My point wasn't substance abuse, but their leisureness, they can do whatever the fuck they want.
>>25345419
>>25345353
>everyone abuses substance
More of the same, coward. No, not everyone does that, and you have plenty of examples to look up to if you ever wanted to quit your abuse. But you prefer to imply the futility of improvement, 'oh, nobody has ever really managed to do what I should do, so why bother'.
>>25345443
>I don't really want to marry a man twice my age
wtf? im 19 and i have a 31 year old gf, idk if she wants to have babies with me
>>25345443
at least he's not trying to sell you I guess
>>25345457
Stay permakisslessvirgin with that attitude towards not having any fun in life faggot
>>25345443
marry me pls. Free greencard
>>25345419
That's the thing, no one is destroying any reputation. Why should we as slavs be ashamed of doing that. I already said I don't drink or smoke myself, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone does it, except only slavs have the balls to do it in their style.
>>25345454
>I am not ashamed of my fellow slavs to be doing the same.
This is just victim mentality. If you cared about other people and didn't fear criticism, you'd speak out against the negative consequences of their habits.
>My point wasn't substance abuse, but their leisureness, they can do whatever the fuck they want.
It is painfully transparent that this 'leisureness' is just an euphemism, a codeword.
>>25345479
Not like, officially, but anyone he set me up with would be giving money to him.
>>25345504
I'm considering that mail-order bride life to be honest.
50% russian here
>>25344868
>that guy's expression
My sides have transcended to another realm.
>>25345535
>I'm considering that mail-order bride life to be honest.
Nobody in the world will respect you and you'll probably have to suck a fat 40 y/o guy's dick every day for years until you get a greencard.
Oh and if he gets you pregnant before you get your greencard, have fun for the next 18 years.
>>25345514
>no one is destroying any reputation
Not only are you impairing many Slavs' reputation by implying that they belong to a drinking, smoking, or (if you prefer to shift the subject) careless (which is hardly better) ethnicity, you are, through using sophistry like that, implying that I belong to an ethnicity that justifies its vices by 'at least we're embracing it consciously and self-awarely', as if that made it any better.
where do I acquire one of these
The snow is here, post comfy poMaHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkoBjUL-2uE
>>25345613
(In fact, it makes it worse -- a vice consciously embraced has no redeeming qualities at all. Here you are making an necessary/sufficient error -- self-consciousness is necessary, but not sufficient for quality of character -- the traits and habits you are self-conscious of must also be good.)
>>25345600
>nobody in the world will respect you
Nobody respects me anyways. I'd have to do the same stuff if I was married off to one of my brothers friends.
Probably won't do it, but everyday I feel more and more like I'm running out of options.
>>25345682
do it. which country would you be looking at for a bride? what have you learned about it so far?
>>25345682
marry someone from here
>>25345519
Good luck in your no-fun-allowed word mate.
I know what I'll do in 2 nights. Be with very drunk, but very very happy people, not constrained by the thoughts of the western world. We'll be singing, dancing, chasing girls, enjoying life, and not caring about your shitty opinion. And monday will come, and we'll be the responsible people at work, just like anyone else, but we won't smiling while saying hello to our work collegues out of courtesy, but because we truly are happy, and not living some brain dead western life. And night will come again, and we'll be "filthy subhuman slavs" again, and we won't give a fuck about it.
And here I rest my case, if someone else wants to, they can keep replying to you, but I won't. I just don't give enough fucks about your opinion.
>>25343017
jestem 100% brat
>>25345675
In other words, 'I know I shouldn't, but I'm doing it nonetheless, and you can do nothing to stop me' is the degenerate's last ditch effort to justify his degeneracy. The reason that it is somewhat respected in the society (which it shouldn't be) is the fact that it can be misconstrued to require personal courage to admit it. It doesn't.
friendly reminder that slavs are subhuman filth and the Anglo/Irish people are the most powerful race in the world
Croatia reporting in
>>25345723
>>25345723
You register your address with an organization, provide pictures, life and health information, etc and then men can choose to send letters to you if they are interested. I'm young, healthy, so I do not think it would be that hard. My grandmother says I am not bad looking and she is a viciously honest woman.
I've heard most men do it because they struggle socially. That would not be so bad for me.
>>25345747
>not caring about your shitty opinion
Here is >>25345754, pretty explicitly.
Also, two other fallacies you committed there (might be more):
>>25345747
>your no-fun-allowed wor[l]d
>>25345747
>we'll be the responsible people at work
The latter is the infamous 'in moderation' fallacy: 'abuse is fine as long as it is in moderation (= not abuse)'. This is a useless tautology, whereby you refuse to discuss (correlate to future life outcomes) consequences of partying as described by you whatsoever. It is just a blanket assertion, 'oh, nothing bad is going to come from it at all', as if anything in life were consequence-less. Every single drink you drink *will* impair you to some degree, your coordination, your interaction with others; whenever you brush this fact away with '...not if I don't let it impair me by controlling its effects', you partake in the same tautology whereby you're presupposing the occurrence of the felicitous thought to control those effects in the first place, thus, again, defeating the discussion whatsoever. This is the opposite of rationality. Which is why it is so popular among substance abusers.
>>25345888
live and let live son
you are just jelly because you are a miserable piece of shit
>>25345958
>live and let live
This is morally untenable, not even because of others' life choices often adversely affecting mine.
>>25345976
>>25345958
In other words, you are requesting of me to trust that you're going to be responsible. 'Oh, just trust me, I won't let my use become abuse and affect you (or others you care about).' A responsible person cannot take things on trust.
>>25343017
Super rare limited edition moldovan reporting in!
>>25345870
post a pic
original comment 4 the robot
>>25346474
old picture
my hair is longer now
>>25346862
I hope your life get better femanon, chin up!
Oh, sorry...
>>25347074
Haha, yeah, my chin is horrible. It's annoying because everyone else in my family has strong chins and cheekbones.
>>25346862
Not bad (female opinion though).
Balt reporting in, classic brown-haired autist that looks like an amalgamation of Nordic and Slav genes, with a slight touch of Aryan.My short hair is pretty much blonde, after growing my hair out a bit it's brown but still blondish at the start. But with more direct sunlight it's rather "fair" (yeah that shit is a color lmao)
>100% polish
Being slav is awful. Fucking hair line is high (and it looks like my hair line is already receding at 20), round face, giant forehead, forehead has those fucking wrinkle lines, why god, why?
>>25347433
don't think that's actually exclusive to slavs
also checked
>>25343017
American Croat here, just got off the phone with my Nana and Dida, gotta love the migrant relatives who carry the traditions of the old country.
>>25346862
cute
>>25347433
beats having a narrow head with a low hairline and flattish cranium. Fucking neanderthal mode. Can't comb over long hair properly because hairline is low, can't have hair short because head's shape is exposed. Truly the worst feel. Also classic slav eyebags.
>>25345195
This is why I wish Russia was bombed from the world's surface, would make /balt/ life so much easier without poisoning our culture with retarded hedonism. Kill yourself.
>>25343017
25% english
25% Russian
25% Polish
25% Lithuanian
so 75% slav
I also enjoy swilling vodka and don't give a fuck, am in the military and enjoy kickboxing and mma (as a participant). Long live slavs. We will never again be slaves. Also I scored a 97 on the ASVAB and a 30 on the ACT so I'm decently smart as well. Nothing wrong with being a slav, enjoying vodka and having a good time.
>>25348075
Lithuanians are baltsat least they say so
50/ irish /50 russian i can drink like a motherfucker because celtic/slav masterrace
>>25348094
We are balts Tbh, if we were shitty hedonistic slavs all the time we wouldn't have won key battles in history. Shit's never been good for us, still living in bedrock today.
>>25347433
Croat here, we can almost be twins it sounds like. I'm 20 also, and I feel you with the hairline and everything else.
100% polish boy in queens.
>>25345443
Pretty much the same feel I have when old Philipino women try and talk me into "this women they know".
>>25343017
25% polish 25% slovak but 50% irish
the irish features win out. i've got a giant fucking ted kennedy head.
>>25343017
Pureblood hungarian here, born & grew up in america
Am I a slav?
Last name is Toth which literally means slav I think
>What features do I look for in the mirror to be sure?
>>25346862
No whore paint is a plus.
Have looked at those sites and it always worries me they could be catfishing for money.
>>25348492
I posted Hungarian stuff in another slav thread and they got upset so perhaps not.
>>25346862
you are too cute. Be my gf pls.
>>25343017
Bosniak reporting in. Bosnian muslim women are whores and I would like to thank you Serbs for killing them
>>25348511
I'm not allowed to wear makeup. I've read a lot about it and while the free sites have many scams, there are reputable ones. I think the process goes something like
>purchase catalog
>buy address of any girls you are interested in to mail to them letters
>if you establish a relationship, visit them for a bit in their country
>if it goes well get married and take them home
Which honestly sounds much better than marrying a man 15 years older and living in my village forever. I'm not looking for true love but I would hope I could be friends with my husband.
>>25348945
What ever happens good luck. I'm too old for you so I was looking at older ones.
I don't know how shit a Russian village is but you know about the grass being greener over the fence.
>>25349412
Good luck to you as well!
It's not the worst situation I could be in, but there's very little social mobility. I was very lucky to get the education I did.
Straight up Serbian reporting in. tfw serious rage issues and alcoholism. also 5.5 inch cock and manlet.
>>25349660
Are you good at Dota?
>>25349660
>5.5
Pretty much average.
>>25349752
>>25349660
also funny slav tale
>tfw knew a serb chick named Vanja for short
>she always added xoxo and kisses in texts even though we weren't close at all
>parents discover text
>Vanya is a russian male name
>asked me if I was hanging out with a faggot
jokes on them I wish I was one
>>25349752
Nope. All I'm good at is petty crime, getting drunk and apeing out at bars.
Belorussian here
What do other Slavs think of us, are we just Russians lite
>>25343017
What is it with slav women and leather/faux leather jackets?Not that I'm complaining.
Slavs are absolute SHIT. IM SO SICK OF THEM BREATHING THE SAME AIR. The rankings of ethnicity goes as follows. Germanic(Germans,Dutch,Scandinavians. Saxons in general), southern Europeans(French,Spanish,Italians, Portuguese ex.), Jews(Dirty they may be, at least they jew people), Slavs(They contribute nothing but sadness and vodka), Asians, sandniggers and finally niggers. Hitler Came so Damn close. We need a forth reich. We NEED TO ELIMINATE ALL THE DISGUSTING DEGENERATE INDIVIDUALS THAT DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE. NIGGERS SHALL GO FIRST. THEN THE SANDNIGGERS. THE ASIANS SHALL SURVIVE BECAUSE OF THERE INTELLIGENCE AND WILLINGLY OPPRESSED SEXY WOMEN. NEXT WE DIVIDE EUROPE. ALL SLAVIC PEOPLES SHALL BE WALLED OFF IN CENTRAL RUSSIA. THE GERMANIC PEOPLE WILL GAIN LEBENSRAUM. THE GERMANIC PEOPLE WILL RIGHTFULLY INHABIT ALL OF EUROPE AND GAIN THE FULL CONTROL THEY DESERVE. THE JEWS AND SOUTHERN EUROPEANS MAY STAY. MAYBE. HAVENT WORKED THAT ALL OUT YET. FRENCH WILL MAKE THE FOOD. SO WILL THE ITALIANS. SPANISH FOOD IS GOOD TOO. BUT SLAVS. SLAVS. THEY WILL BE FORCED INTO THE DARKEST AND MOST DISGUSTING PLACES OF LIVING ON THIS PLANET. THE POLISH PEOPLE SHALL SUFFER FOR NOT LOVING GERMAN OCCUPATION DURING WORLD WAR TWO. THEY SHALL SUFFER. THIS HAS BEEN HIMMLER. GOOD DAY
>>25349943
>Scandies in top tier
Rofl my ass off kiddo
My mom's dad is Hungarian, his dad was also Hungarian but his mom was Slovakian. My dad's family is Anglo.
I'm not sure how slav I am. Like 50/50 or something?
6 Million out of 11 Million. Almost guys. We almost did it. There's Always Next Time! Heil Hitler!
>>25349831
Albania here. I can relate to this, when I was in america I get in many bar fights. Go to jail a few times and they deport me. We do not belong in the west.
>>25345793
Thank you. Finally an Intelligent Individual. LONG LIVE ANGLO SAXON SUPERIORITY!
One side of my family are Polish immigrants, the other are Irish immigrants. I am the product of the two white niggers of Europe.
look at all those Slavic nations. Many are not peaceful unlike the strong Germanic nations which live by order and law. slavic savages.
>>25343017
Parent's are Czech, raised me in USA, but I have their shitty accent. Do I count guys?
>>25343017
mother and father are polish, speak only russian though
