>mfw I will never have sex again
>again
pffft normie you don't know suffering
That's okay, man. I'll never have sex so you're on a higher ground
>>25342434
I kinda do. My first time was with some chick at an airport who liked my shirt.
>>25342460
nice non sequitur normie
>>25342487
What's a non sequitur?
>>25342418
JUST married, eh?
If you liked it, you shouldn't put a ring on her.
>>25342418
>Its been over a year since I last had sex
>>25342626
Last time I had sex was New Year's. Looks like I'll be meeting your drought.
7 years and counting OP, you haven't even seen true hell.
>>25342654
I hope I never DO learn that. Heck, being chaste is tortuous. I don't want to buy a prostitute, but I'm getting kinda desperate.
>>25342434
At least you dont know what youre missing.
The last time i had sex was in January. I'm about to go a year without sex. This feels worse than when i was a virgin.
>>25343122
Especially when you live with people who DO have sex.