>mfw I'm a straight guy but have an ass like a brazilian girl
>mfw my only attractive feature is wasted
>mfw i was naturally born with a big ass
>mfw when even my mum used to say i had a big ass
>mfw when im a closeted faggot
Feelsgood.mov
>mfw i'm a straight guy and my ass looks like someone detonated a grenade inside a dead pig's ass
it's a deflated sad mockery of an ass
i wish i could kill my ass
>mfw ass
>mfw ass so nice, my sister is jelly of it
>>25342180
> have pretty good ass, felt annoyed that I was interested in girls
> Mfw bisexual streak kicks in, suddenly fantasising about having my ass played with them drilled
>tfw bi guy with bubble butt
Feels good man.
I'm not gay so I have no idea what constitutes a "nice ass" on a man.
Same shit as a girl or what? Muscular?
>>25344285
For bottoms, generally a feminine one - round, big, bouncy etc. For tops it tends to be more to girl's tastes, tighter and more muscular. As with all sexuality it's down to preference but that's it in general.
Pic related, good example of both really.
>>25345680
>>25344236
Ah fuck, here's the pic. I'm an idiot
>>25342180
my ass is my most prominent feature. i'm a fucking white guy and one of the reasons i started lifting was to try to make it not look so big compared to the rest of me
>>25345696
>tfw no dick
>all you can do is just go pic related and make puns like a sad old lady
Its a nice ass, just strip or something.
>>25345696
i might be bisexual now
