Any wizards here?
On my way to my own wizard status and was wondering. Can you could lose your powers, if you lost your virginity after obtain them?
Final question::
>What are your wizard powers?
I can shoot lightning out of my skull, sometimes I am able to conjure up a hot cup of tea if I focus enough.
Right here. Try not associating with females. That makes your power grow stronger. If you lose your virginity at any given time, the contract is null. I have lightning bolts. When you grow stronger each decade, you get another power. When you reach 100, you'll become a master wizard. Good luck fellow wizard, our next generation depends on you!
>>25341825
Wizard in training here. Any advice you can give to me? Am I still allowed to cast mana out of my magic wand?
>>25343279
Casting mana from your wand is allowed but putting the wand in a succubus is strictly forbidden like >>25342830 mentioned.
>>25341825
If I give/receive head from other men, am I still eligible for wizard status?
>>25344300
No, then you become a faggot.
>>25344431
Well shit. At least I tried.
Apprentice reporting, is conjuring up a spell to bring my waifu doll to life allowed. So far there wasn't anything against it in the wizard's handbook
>>25344573
I think some of our other Wizards have to check, but I don't see anything against it. But if it's anything like a doll, statue, etc. there is one rule for that shit: KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL. The last time a wizard summoned the like to life, many Wizards died for it trying to stop it cause the faggot didn't give it enough attention. Other than that, you should be fine.
>>25344300
You are trending on dangerous ground, young initiate. Any physical contact will cause significant mana drain and prevent you from starting the ritual to become a wizard. Do not travel the wilderness without first learning the 'Shield of Celibacy' spell.
>>25344573
You can never know, you have to reach the wizard status to know if you are even capable of doing a complex spell like that, but rulles do not forbid giving life to inanimate objects.
>>25344686
Do the rules forbid creating a spell to have the doll cucked by magical spirits which i summoned, and then use some to help soothe my member?
Are there such a thing as witches, master wizards?
>>25344742
There be few, but yes some. Unlike us, who can blend in with normies, the witches could not and got slaughtered for it. If you go witch hunting, I cannot say you'll find one, but if you do, they'll silence you for it. Tread carefully.
>>25341825
48 year old arch mage here
I have power beyond what you could possibly know
I can cast a spell of autism for 100 points of apsie damage
>>25344718
Yes, because any kind of sexual degeneracy other than masturbation is forbidden.
>>25344300
What if a black succubus drains my mana with her mouth against my will in front of my friend and I want to go but she's pinning me down and I do not wish or my friend to see my mana rod?
If a master lvl 99 wizard lord decided to have sexual relations, can he not be demoted a few levels instead of harsh punishment of exile from our order?
Can I be a wizard if I'm 19 and only get laid like once a month?
>>25344822
Is the metagame of wizardry going to change again like last year? I heard that Electricity magic is going to be nerfed because of stun damage.
>>25344876
Sorry, my wizard in training, but any type of sexual intimacy with the likes of other humans, (but yes, you can masturbate and still retain your powers) will result in the loss of powers. In order to prevent this you need to practice your spells and git gud.
>>25344915
Sorry fellow wizard, but no sexual intimacy at all. It's what keeps are minds focused and on track.
>>25344955
No intimacy. At all.
>>25344876
A successful apprentice would never get in a situation where he is pinned down by a succubus with a no way out.
The other question should be discussed further with other high ranked wizards.
>>25344955
I'm never the kind of faggot to shriek normie get out at people, but please stop this
>>25344955
This is the worst bait I've seen in a while.
Take this (You).
coming soon i've got a small way of physic powers
>>25344955
A wizard can only be a person who has achieved lvl 30 and retained from the temptation of degeneracy
>>25344986
How are the powers harnessed? Telekinesis?
>>25344955
yeah dude haha join the club
>t.18 but havents had sex since 16
>>25344967
So that's it? I may never recover my powers again? Was I doomed from the moment I hugged my mum to never gain wizardhood and simply be a peasant with no benefits whatsoever of either succubis or magic?
>>25345025
My friend said if you don't have sex for a year you become a virgin again
Wizard reporting in. Wizard, from the cradle to the grave. Not voluntarily of course. No man chooses what is worse.
I have to inform the apprentices, with great sorrow, there is nothing magical about the wizard life. It is a nasty, brutish and cruel little existence that makes you sick. It makes you angry, compromises hope. A wizard is not a natural being; he does not live as humans live.
Each night I drink to fall asleep, every day I wake up resentfully, pulled along in my daily course by nothing more than the most basic survival instinct. It isn't rational, or sane. It pushes me forward, even though I know nothing is waiting for me.
It hurts like I can't describe. Maybe because my language is lacking, but there is something ineffable about being so far beyond the normal course of things. To be so radically rejected and unwanted is an experience one can't describe. It can only be felt. For your collective sake, I hope you never do.
And most of you won't. This board is a stop-gap. You will grow up and move on. You see it all the time on this board. And I have to admit, shameful though it is, I feel the fiercest resentment every time I do. But wizardry makes you mean.
I would like to urge those on my path to leave it immediately, but that would be silly. The vast majority will leave it. Those who do not are those who cannot.
There's no magic in the wizard world, save for the magic of the blackest kind. And even if I could use that "magic" to undo the world, it wouldn't be worth it.
We wizards, in a way, are actually quite like Faust. We are here at the cost of our souls, our humanity.
The only difference is that Faust entered into his contract willingly.
>>25344975
My friend is a bard and I was staying over at his house and listening to his melodies and sharing a bed with the succubi and him and she turned around and started draining my mana. It was kind of traumatizing, actually.
>>25345061
i heard every time a girl has her period it rebuilds her hymen
>>25345047
Life isn't fair pal.
>>25345047
Hugging is okay. Anything else beyond that is strictly taboo.
>>25345080
>sharing a bed with a succubus
what did you expect?
>>25341825
I feel my powers grow stronger by the day. So far I'm limited to mere trickery and control of low level life forms. Soon I will have enough power to charm a lvl 18 Chad and cause all sorts of anarchy amongst the young banshees.
>>25345067
That was very poetic actually.
>>25345080
I am sorry for you, that your chance to gain the powers was stolen by a succubus. There is no way back for you, enjoy the life of a normie.
>tfw had a lapse in judgement and got fucked by another dude
>tfw I didn't even enjoy it
I-Is there any way to be absolved? Maybe become a sorcerer instead?
>>25345207
No.
You have condemned yourself to walk in the shadowlands between Normalfaggot and Wizard for all eternity.
There is no redemption, the way is barred.
Sorry anon, sorcery died out years ago.
>>25345250
Surely there must be some way for redemption
It had only happened because I was too scared to say "no" to the incubus
>>25345067
There's something instrinsically wrong about me that I can just feel. It's hard to put into words and you'd need to know to understand, but I'm a wizard at heart and at my core. I just don't mesh well with people. Apart from a few kisses and two blowjobs I once got from drunk girls when I was young, I've not had any physical intimacy with sober, consenting women at all. I promise you I'll end up like you.
>>25345129
>>25345179
I won't even be a normie, though. I'll never get to live their life because my mana isn't tasty, but I'll never get powers either. My life is simply going to be a gray limbo.
I'm thinking of losing my virginity to an escort off backpage with my Christmas bonus.
Shit will be so cash.
>>25345299
The same thing happened to me. Ironically, it was me being too beta to say no that did this to me.
What do you call people like us, doomed to never belong to either side? We're truly at the very bottom of the totem pole.
>>25345299
Anon, if you tell me what happened, i'll try to find a loophole but you must be honest with me.
>>25345339
You may strive for the path of wizardy, but you'll never attain the powers or be a full fledged member of the order, it's your fault for falling in temptation.
>>25345366
No worries, at least you got to lose your virginity.
If you still want to chat with Wizards online you can just lie and say you're a virgin!
>>25345372
I had met up with this one tranny from the Internet
I know how that sounds, but I swear sex was nowhere in my intentions, I was just desperate for social contact and we had been friends online for a few years
The very first night I was just trying to sleep and they started undressing me, asking if I was alright with it. Being too afraid of being kicked out of their house and the only friend I had not liking me anymore I had said yes. I had actually been horified of sex before hand. During the act i had felt no pleasure the entire time and was just laying there, waiting for it to stop and faking an ocassional moan so they wouldn't hate me.
>>25345435
I was young and drunk. I don't even care anymore; I'd fail at wizardry (and have already, really) like I do at everything in life. It's like I ONLY managed the bare minimum to not get wizard status once just for the sake of not being able to be a magical lord and then never even got succubi again.
Is there a ritual where I can sacrifice my body and soul and become a wizard's ghost familiar and guardian? I wanna be someone's stand.
>>25345452
I didn't lose my virginity. The girl literally just pulled down my pants and put my cock in her mouth and I was just shocked. That also happened to one other girl who I pushed off who started crying and chanting "I'm not a slut".
>>25345492
I'm sorry but there is no redemption for this one. Just too far gone.
>>25345509
There is hope for you yet, with enough effort and repentance you may reach the powers of possibly a wizard apprentice, but never close to that of a full fledged wizard.
>>25345492
Hmm. Does sound like a predicament. Since you didn't somewhat consent, you could be a stand and have almost unlimited power. But if you try wizardry again, no telling what could happen. I'm sorry anon, but unless you find the Last Sorcerer, your days of magic are over. That or become a stand,
>>25345563
I regret my close encounters. I hate women anyways. I won't touch a girl again. And hey, It's better than nothing. Can I still be a wizard's ghost servant when I die?
>>25345509
You must prove that you repent by learning a skill or attaining a hobby for which you would devote your life perfecting.
>>25345563
Then at the very least would you be able to help me find what else to do with my life? I lack the charisma and talent to be a bard, I'd I'm too beta to say no how could I ever be a fighter, I am not of any faith so paladin or claric is out. I lack the criminal connections to become a rogue and im far too intelligent for barbarianism. Perrhaps a monk is a possibility I suppose since I've already decided to be absolutely celebate and hold enough resolve to say no in the future
>>25345674
With out repenting your soul essence would still be corrupted, so better >>25345702
>>25345339
>I promise you I'll end up like you.
No, you will not.
Let me explain. You may die alone, afraid and depressed. I grant you that. But you will always have one thing one like myself never will.
Someone, at some point, found you desirable.
Yes, you may argue they were drunk, or their judgement compromised. But son, no one, regardless of how intoxicated, has ever considered me even remotely in a sexual fashion. Being drunk has only given them license to express how disgusting they considered me to be. They displayed a lack of inhibition when encountering you by fellating you. They expressed their lack of inhibition when encountering me by expressing their revulsion. I suppose, in both situations, the women in question were far freer with their mouths then they would be. I don't think my experience in that situation was better than yours. Do you?
Which places things into perspective. Someone like me isn't even worthy to be a drunken fling. The mere idea of any sort of contact with me is, apparently, an abomination.
I'm not saying you aren't alone, or sad. I'm merely saying your loneliness and sadness isn't the loneliness and sadness of a wizard.
There is some evidence, and some hope, that you can escape. You may well not, but at least there is some chance.
That is Purgatory and, while that may not be pleasant, you have the chance of winning redemption.
The wizard is damned. For him, the world is Hell.
Nor is he out of it.
>>25345670
Are there any rumors regarding his location?
>>25345702
I like the schools of magic of anime, video games, traditional games and singing. I'm also EXTREMELY GOOD at mana emission. I can emit mana up to 10 times a day if I prepare and focus. Will this be enough to purify me?
>>25345756
16 year old British slags are easily "infatuated" when drunk. They'd fuck anyone, probably even you. Give me an honest description of what you look like, or if you're feeling brave, a picture.
I promise you I have the soul of a wizard. I simply cannot properly mesh with other humans. The times where I was fellated happened because of mere chance that the girls were young, drunk and in one of the sluttiest countries on earth. Where are you from, by the way? I recognize your bitter and morose writing style, wizardbro.
Also, allow me to add that by knowing that there is absolutely no hope in a situation, you at least have that peace of mind, whereas people in purgatory do not. That doesn't really apply to me, however, as I'm pretty sure I'll never even hold hands with a girl. Yes, I'd rather hold hands in public, which expresses intimacy and pride in being seen with me, than being a teenagers getting awfully and clumsily engulfed by the mouth of some random girl, next to my friend.
>>25345758
First some people said, he lived on the end of the internet which was a lie. Everyone pointing everyone else which way but the Last Sorcerer as rumored to be hiddenin the Himalayan mountains keeping everything in check.I will warn you he is old fashioned so be very careful, but if he thinks you can be redeemed of magic, he'll train you in magic.
>>25345765
You need to learn a school of magic outside of your comfort zone, but in the same time be close to your school of magic that you like, for example learn how to draw, graphics design, or how to play certain types of musical instruments.
Next year, I am gonna become a warlock.
Not a wizard, because I don't pursue any interest, especially those based on science and engineering.
>>25345859
Then I set out on my journey at once. Thank you for your help, wizard.
>>25345876
I'm learning guitar, but I have fat farmer/manual labor hands. I study languages; How about I learn one or two outside of romance languages, which are the ones I'm trying to learn?
>>25345909
Anytime. Remember to stay strong.
>>25345859
I might consider joining him, but I don't truly understand what it means to be a sorcerer. How many types of magic user even are there? This is all so confusing. I just wish to to embark on redemption and cleanse my soul.
I'm young. I'm the youngest a legal person can be. But I want to embark on this journey to become a wizard. I want to learn the way. So far things are going well for me. Women hate me.
>>25345915
I would suggest that you lean a language that is out side the latin alphabet like korean, chinese, russian, or even thai, so you would challange yourself more.
>>25345726
You may yet be a merchant. You may lack charisma or brute strength or faith, but can have the money to hire those who do at your beck and call.
Seek your fortune on the Bay of the East, the List of Craig or possible the Filthy River.
You may acquire merchandise to peddle from a distant country in the far east, through a portal known as the 'baba.
>>25345852
>They'd fuck anyone, probably even you.
Well, I'm not British. I'm a Yank through and through. But I've been around many a drunk woman in my time, thank you very much. Hell, I went to University and everything. Many drunken nights attending many drunken parties with many drunken women. Trust me, if they were willing to get that close to you, they didn't find you repulsive. Trust me, there is a difference.
Sure, I'll post a picture. I have no problem doing it in wizard threads. Because, an hour later, it disappears. Sure, the archives and all, but when all is said and done, no one remembers, and no one cares.
>Yes, I'd rather hold hands in public, which expresses intimacy and pride in being seen with me, than being a teenagers getting awfully and clumsily engulfed by the mouth of some random girl, next to my friend.
My simple point is that there is some empirical evidence that you have hope for that gentler sort of intimacy. For me, there's no hope for any intimacy beyond what I can pay for. And, let's be honest, that's not any type of intimacy at all.
>I recognize your bitter and morose writing style, wizardbro.
Heh, I have no doubt. A distinct style is somehow more...dignified than a tripcode.
>>25345994
That is a start, to succeed in this path, you must try to keep your soul pure from temptation.
>>25345939
There use to be a lot but most of them went full retard. In order to be a sorcerer, you must focus on one magic. Take the trek, but prepare for the worst.
>>25346031
I agree, it is more dignified because people instantly recognize you from the merit of being able to have your own style, as opposed to some awkward tripcode.
I would hate to shower you with platitudes or false hope, but you're not hopeless. I'm sure you've heard this before, but I think your crippling lack of confidence and self esteem got to you. I won't lie, you're not chad, but you're far from repulsive. How tall are you? What does your voice sound like? Is your penis of an average size?
I'm also at university man, and I haven't had any sort of physical contact with girls in years. I promise you those WERE flukes; they were amazing happenings of chance. they won't happen again. I was just very lucky and at the right place and time.
What state, if you don't mind me asking?
This is me, by the way. I'm 5"7.
>>25346055
So sorcerers specialize in one specific area of magic and nothing else? Was Mozart a sorcerer? But I heard that he was a deviant and indulged the succubi...
>>25346122
Sorcerers take pride in their one art and flourish upon it. It may not sound great, but it's actually a lot more useful then just casting that magic.
>>25346122
Hight, voice or even confidence doesn't matter if your personality is boring, can speak from experience, being 6ft4 gives you absolutely nothing.
>>25346122
>. I won't lie, you're not chad,
Well, obviously not. My brother is, though. Handsome, strong. Always has had his pick of women. I'm quite jealous. A thin, frail wizard jealous of his attractive, healthy brother...who could have thought it?
>How tall are you?
5'11". Taller than my brother. The height thing is...questionable.
>What does your voice sound like?
My voice is fairly deep.
>but I think your crippling lack of confidence and self esteem got to you.
Here's the thing. Self-esteem and confidence only exist for a person when they have some justification for it. Otherwise, it's just delusion. You need some reason to be confident. You need some cause for that self-esteem.
These things don't arise ex nihilo. A man is confident because he has reason to be.
>I'm also at university man, and I haven't had any sort of physical contact with girls in years.
I don't meant to condescend, because I have no doubt your loneliness and discouragement are authentic. But you are so young!
Give it a year. You will NOT be where I am. And, to echo your response, I am not offering false hopes. Just statistical likelihood. The vast majority of men do not find themselves where I am. Chances are, you rank among that majority. Chances are, you are actually human.
>>25346229
You the guy that's swedish?
>>25346305
No, from the Baltic states.
>>25346281
Man, I shouldn't be posting this picture, but look at this.
This is my father. He's got his own company and is pretty well off. He's strong, smart, wise and handsome. He's also taller than me. He's even manly, as he used to be in the army. He's a far superior example of a human being than I am. My whole family is; I'm the runt male of the litter. This is why I understand what you're saying about lack of confidence, but I refuse to believe you have ZERO redeemable qualities whatsoever. Hell, you could even create some. If you REALLY wanted, you could get at LEAST a bottom of the totem pole gf. I'm not saying you would or you should settle, but I'm just saying that this is truly important to you, it's not impossible.
Do you mind posting a vocaroo? I just have a weird thing where when I'm getting to know people a little, I need to know what their voice sounds like for when I read their posts. A simple "I am a wizard" or something of that nature will do.
Either way, please believe me when I say that I sincerely wish the best of luck to you, no platitudes intended. I definitely still consider you human; It is why your heart is so calloused and you're so embittered. If your chest contained a rock, you would not be so wounded.
>>25346050
:D I will try.
>>25345067
I am doing it willingly though.
>>25346229
Money helps. Money makes up for being short. Being out of shape with skinny arms and a gut. Makes up for lost hair and acne on your face.
Money doesn't get you back that idealistic idea of love you had as a kid, though. When you thought a girl would love you and stick by you for who you are like a Hollywood movie.
The pet python of a piss poor kid is disgusting, "ewwwww" and a potential deal breaker for many women. The same pet python, now grown to 6 foot long, belonging to a millionaire, is "oh wow!", "awwww~" and oh so quirky and unique. Some of the chicks I've been with would show obvious signs of fear and disgust while trying to praise the python or being polite to it or petting it now that I'm older and much richer. Just makes you more jaded toward women and makes you think, "why bother?".
>>25346424
>Do you mind posting a vocaroo?
I would had I the equipment for it. Not even a way to record audio that I'm aware of. Perhaps my phone has that capacity but, quite frankly, I'm quite ignorant when it comes to technology.
> It is why your heart is so calloused and you're so embittered. If your chest contained a rock, you would not be so wounded.
And that's the thing about wizardry, and why the whole wizard meme is so mendacious. I've tended to the infirm, I've saved lives, I've done the types of things most consider to be good.
But the wizard life makes your soul shrink, and it makes you mean. It really does. I'm an ugly man, but there was a time when one could claim I had a beautiful soul.
But when you've been roundly rejected, refused to participate in the normal course of things, you begin to resent others. You have served them, and have sacrificed for them, and you find yourself all the emptier for it.
And now my interior matches my exterior. I am ugly both within and without.
The wizard life makes monsters out of men.
>Either way, please believe me when I say that I sincerely wish the best of luck to you, no platitudes intended.
And I appreciate that. I truly do. But some men are given my lot. And that's the nature of things. The best we can do is numb ourselves well enough to remain innocuous. God knows, some of us aren't able to.
Apprentice here
Specialist on conjuring waifus from Oblivion
>>25346705
God, I want to be friends with you now. Now because I pity you, but because you seem interesting. It's a shame that we live on different continents.
>>25346772
That's a dangerous and heretic path you walk on, apprentice. Be careful.
>>25346772
You can eventually class change to a tulpamancer. It's an interesting path if you put in the required hours for it.
>>25346786
It is a shame.
I vaguely remember having a social life. Those halcyon days back in University with the parties and all of that. Believe it or not, during those days I was a clown a lot of the time. Would say the things other people didn't dare to say. Always got laughs.
And I always ended those nights alone.
My sense of humor has eroded with time. And again, it's one of those things people don't talk about. Maybe they should. Or maybe it's irrelevant when it comes to people like me. But the whole issue of late male virginity may actually have some impact beyond comedies or documentaries that vultures produce as latter-day freak shows. That kind of life actually can make a healthy person sick, and a good person bad.
So, is that person worthy saving? Apparently not. What is one less misfit, when all is said and done? We die of suicide, of alcoholism, of drug abuse...but none of that is reflected in the eulogies. The species buries us and marches on.
And perhaps that's how it should be. If I were less selfish, I'd accept that. But when it comes to the brutal character of natural selection, it's pretty horrifying to realize you are the dead end that was pruned. But, perhaps it's for the greater good. The Tree of Life shouldn't bear ugly fruit.
5 years until my apprenticeship is done, and then I'll become the greatest necromancer of all time
>>25346989
> The Tree of Life shouldn't bear ugly fruit
I know what you mean. I sometimes think that it's unfair that this is our fate, but at the end of the day, we're simply animals and we're hardwired to behave in a certain way.
Please, don't let this consume you. Find something that gives you some form of joy, even if it's fleeting. Don't let yourself become a giant ulcer, consumed by his own bitterness. I don't want that to happen to me and I'm trying. It's already hard, so imagine how difficult it must be for you.
>>25346989
Technology is advancing, and at an increasingly faster rate. We live on the cusp of great changes. I believe wizards who take care of themselves and live long enough, and have enough money, may just have a chance at living forever.
I will become an immortal people eating little girl, or die trying.
>>25347086
>Please, don't let this consume you.
I'd like to be optimistic, but in all honesty, I think it's already too late.
But, when all is said and done, at least Johnnie Walker still loves me.
>>25346031
Dude honestly, though, you look pretty good. And that's with horrible lighting and without having fixed yourself up at all. A nice haircut, maybe get a stubble going on, put on some nice clothes... you'd be fine, bro. Now I'm a straight guy so I'm not a perfect judge, but I'm betting the problem isn't your appearance. Have you had counseling? Might help.
>>25346122
You are also a pretty good looking guy, bro. No homo on both of these:) But seriously, you look alright.
