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2015-12-29 22:45:27 Post No. 25341685
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2015-12-29 22:45:27
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FUCK MY LIFE /R9K/ FUCK
>Today
>Finally build up the courage to get a haircut at a barbershop
>Repeat CHAD BARBER SHOP
>Don't wanna go to Great Clips because they fucked my shit up last time
>My mom gives me 20 for a cut
>Go in and immediately regret it
>Literally Tyrones and Chads everywhere
>They all stop and look at me for a second as if I killed somone
>As I sat down, these two little Tyrone were making fun of my shoes which were New balances
>Eyes start to get watery, sweaty everywhere
>Feel a panic attack coming in, just numbness everywhere
>Suddenly
>"Yo bro, ready for your cut?"
>One of the Tyrone barbers calls me and gets me a chair
>"What kinda cut you want bro?"
>Tell him I want a Mohawk
>"Ok bro np"
>As he's cutting my hair my eyes get fucking red and watery from all the anxiety
>It was like one /r9k/ vs a whole army of Chads
>As I feel spaced out the barber asks
>"So how's your family doing?" >"How's the wife or gf doing?"
>Say "Oh *ahem* *ahem* they're fine
>I said this despite being a 25 year old kiss less virgin
>Suddenly get the urge to pee
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Too beta to ask for bathroom since barber is on the phone while cutting my hair
>Have an idea on just pissing my pants a little and then leak out the rest when my cut is finished
>As I start to pee, I noticed I can't control my bladder
>I can feel the piss going on the barber chair
>Chair is leather so my pure piss is also leaking on the floor
>"AYYY SOMONE IS PISSING ON THE FLOOR"
>"WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK"
>Barber notices the piss is under the chair
>"Bro did you take a leak? Get off the chair quick"
>Everyone is fucking looking at me in disgust
>You could tell it was me because half my pants are soaked in piss
>He sees the leak
>"What the fuck man, why did you do this"
>Stay still but now eyes are tearing and face is red as fuck
>"Uhhhh Uhhhh Uhhh"
>Drop the 20 bucks and run the fuck out
>Start crying and run to my house
>Realize he didn't finish my cut so I'm stuck with a half shaved head
