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2015-12-29 22:37:44 Post No. 25341526
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2015-12-29 22:37:44
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>Live on a shitty farm
>Have a giant spiderweb outback with a pretty looking spider who minds its own business
>I name it Charlotte because I have a shit imagination
>I occasionally toss Charlotte a fatass bug just for lols
>Sit out there on my phone and text
>One day a bee flies up and stings my knee after a long and drawn out fight scene
>I crush the bee and watch it twitch and spasm as it desperately gasp for breath
>It stops moving
>I scoop it up with a red solo cup and fling its battered corpse onto the web
>I swear the spider looks at me and waves
>Charlotte crawls over to eat the bee
>The bee comes back to life and stabs my friendly spider
>I watch Charlotte die on her own web, betrayed by me
>You were expecting a maymay, weren't you?
>No, I just sat there and watched her die
>I felt terrible for some reason. It was just a spider, but it was my spider
>Get existential as fuck
>Wonder if God sees humans as spiders, and tries to help us but keeps ruining everything because he doesnt know how to help us
>Cry
