>last place on Rainbow Road
>pick up a mystery box expecting something good
>it's a mushroom
>first place
>near the finish line on the last lap
>get hit by a blue shell, followed by a red shell
>just as you're accelerating up again
>Wario speeds past you and takes 1st place
>be in 1st place
>get koopa shelled
>get crashed into
>get crashed into again
>some gets starmode as they hit me
>11 place
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>guy in 12th place drives by and knocks you into the lava
>lead racer was going so fast you're pretty sure they were hacking but /v/ just tells you to le git le gud
