How are you at basic household chores, r9k?
Can you:
Cook
Clean
Launder
Tailor
Garden
Tinker
Plumb
Butcher
???
>>25338762
I'm very good at most of them except maybe tailoring and cooking, both of which I'm just average at.
>tfw I'll never be a loving househusband to a hardworking woman
>>25338762
>Cooking
so far meh, but not bad, hopefully someday I'll get good at it
>Cleaning
I tend to vlean a bit carelessly so yeah
>Launder
nope
>Tailor
nope
>Garden
I can keep a plant alive in the pot or vase
>Tinker
nope
>Plumber
I can use the thing to unstuck toilets
>Butcher
I'm bad with knives I think..
so, how bad did I do?
>>25338762
typical robots:
>mocks fellow anon for not knowing how to edit text files in linux to get it to actually work
>has no clue to do something as simple as changing oil in their own car
My ex roommate called maintenance to replace a smoke detector battery. Of course they came when I was the only one there, so I looked like some kind of faggot who didn't know how to put a battery in a smoke detector.
wash my dishes like once a week, i throw them in the sink and leave them there until i get focussed and do them
laundry is easier for me. every week or so.
changing sheets is a fucking bothe though, i hate changing sheets and pillow cases on my bad. i think i havent change my bed sheets and pillows in two months, lol. they dont smell bad or anything m8.
>>25338762
>Cook
yes
>Clean
Yes
>Launder
YES
>Tailor
no
>Garden
why
>Tinker
wat
>Plumb
Yes
>Butcher
NO!!! I don't like touching food directly with my hands
Can do all except tailor
Then again, who can these days?
Anyway, how'd I score 54/210?
9/11
18/63
>>25338762
>Cook
yeah, basic stuff and it's easy to cook from recipes for me.
>Clean
yeah i clean twice a week.
>Launder
no, i pay my room mate to do my laundry.
>Tailor
nope, can't even sew a button back on.
>Garden
don't have a garden.
>Tinker
yeah.
>Plumb
nope.
>Butcher
no, don't see why i should either.
>>25339129
Someone i lived with (luckily only for a few months, he was insufferable) rang our lettings agent to complain about a lightbulb going out. Said it was unacceptable etc and complained so much that they actually came over with a new one. I came home halfway through and couldnt believe he'd done that
>>25339098
Nano *.txt
Ctrl + O
You just open the drain under the car, plug it back up then refill it.
How hard do you think it is?
I have someone else do it because it's dangerous going under a car on blocks.
>>25338762
I've replaced sink drains, faucets, and toilet boil and components.
I dare not touch the pipes themselves.
That shit needs a blow torch.
>>25340030
>>25340083
Oh also I can clean a fish, bird, or mammal.
They're basically the same.
Remove entrails and cut along the ribcage.
Tailoring I'm not so good at, I kinda know how to use a seeing machine, but not well.I'm a guy BTW, don't hit on me silly girls. :^)
>>25338762
I can do most of it except tailoring, fuck that shit
I can do them all except maybe plumb or butcher. And even those I could probably wing for household style repairs.
I'm not-so-secretly trying to be a trophy husband for a sugar momma some day.
>Dare to dream
>>25340189
>no tailoring
You're garbage
>>25338762
Good at cooking.
Meh at cleaning.
Meh at laundry.
God awful tailor not due to a lacking of trying though.
Excellent gardener.
Internets save me for tinker/maintenance.
bad at plumbing.
inexperienced butcher.
Assistant level handyman.
>>25338762
>Cook
Basic things. I can crack eggs with one hand pretty good
>Clean
Yes
>Launder
I dont bother splitting colors/whites anymore
>Tailor
I can sew things shut
>Garden
I can keep green things from dying
>Tinker
?
>Plumb
I can replace things and pour things into things to make things unclogged
>Butcher
I dont know cuts
>>25338762
Cook Yes
Clean Yes
Launder Yes
Tailor Yes
Garden Yes
Tinker Yes
Plumb Yes
Butcher Yes
Computer Repair
Interior Decorating
Electronic systems management/maintenance
>Cook
Yes and baking
>Clean
Yes, what is so hard about that by the way?
>Laundry
Yes
>Tailor
Meh, I can fix some stuff and apply buttons.
>Garden
Love to work in the garden. But I have allergies so I can do that for long before feeling fucked up. :<
>Tinker
Mweh, I have to Google a lot, but I can fix it when needed.
>Plumb
Never done that before
>Butcher
Don't want to do that.
>>25341360
is that hillary clinton?
>>25338762
Cook, yes, not super complex stuff though, just like spag bol and curry and stir fry
Clean, more or less
Launder, yes
Tailor, sewing buttons on and closing basic holes yes, but after that no
Garden, if by that you mean watering plants and mowing the lawn, yes, otherwise no
Tinker, no, I'm awful with fixing shit, I have to Google EXTENSIVELY or get my dad to do it. Awkward given I'm an engineer
Plumb, don't need to since I'm in England and our water system is better than amerifats'
Butcher, wat? You mean killing animals? No, can't say I'm any good at that, never done it. If you mean cutting meat, I'm okay I guess?
>>25341360
Man, those eyebrows are making my dick feel good.
>>25341395
Meboi
Of coarshe it is she!
