>"Hey Anon, do you have any plans for new year' eve? Oh no, I'm not doing much either. I mean my friends want me to go to this party with them, but I don't really feel like. Hey, if you want to do something, I mean just you and me, then I'd be down to hang out or whatever. If you don't want to it's fine, I get it. I just know I won't enjoy myself if I'm not with you."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ogmgeu4oSI]
>>25338608
oh man I love these threads!
Thank you Mallorie-chan
>"Anon! Sorry I've been looking around for you everywhere. The clock's about to count down, and, well, I mean if you aren't with anybody I was wondering if you would like to, I mean if you want to maybe kiss me for new years?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0cSPTOFOgo]
>"Huh? Oh no, I was just thinking. I mean. Well. Look Anon I know it's good to have a little self-doubt and be critical of yourself to an extent, but I really don't think the way you see yourself is healthy. I mean the more I've gotten to know you these past weeks the more I realize what a great person you are. And I'm not just saying that. I can tell that you mean what you say, and that you don't act in a way that contradicts the things you say. You're a rare find, for me at least. But really, I get this impression that you really hate yourself an awful lot. I just hope I can convince you to get on with yourself a little more, to see the good things about you that everyone besides you seems to appreciate."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snc6xYGhzcU]
Fuck. Does anyone find this babble fucking talk attractive? Girls who talk like this are a huge turn off
>>25338897
I do. it's sweet and sincere
>>25338908
Girls can be beta too. This shit is awful.
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>>25338608
get this roleplay shit out of here please
That's nice and all. Expect she still wants Chad. Which I am not.
>>25338939
Nigger, he was here since the dawn of time
>"Oh, well, I mean I'd like to but... well I'm taking my grandpa to the aquarium this Saturday. He used to be a marine biologist and he doesn't get to leave his care home very often and my folks don't really spend too much time with him. But I could do something afterwards if you like! Maybe around six? Or if you like you could come to the aquarium with us if you want to? I bet he'd appreciate the male company! It's a real nice place, have you been before? I used to love going there as a kid, I always feel nostalgic when I go there!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0VPXLvzweY]
>>25338962
doesn't mean it has to be the dusk of eternity
>>25338608
I fucking love Avril
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWfZYeu3--w
FUCK YOU OP
FUCK YOU
im so fucking sad right now,
the though of a girl inivting me to spend time with her
my heart
fuck im breathing heavy
Well guess ill be crying to sleep tonight
>>25339016
>From the dawn of time to the dusk of eternity.
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>>25338897
I like it, it's kind of like reading hemmingway
just throws out words after words and details and makes some big word soup for you to eat up
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>>25339004
why are you tormenting me robot.
No human being will ever talk to me like that
>"Are you having a good time Anon? Yeah, me too. It's ok. I don't really like this music though, it's kinda loud in here don't you think? I hate having to shout when I'm trying to say something, so I pretty much don't say anything. Oh, ok. No, it's ok I have a jacket. Hold on I'll go grab it and then follow you out. No really, I was hoping you'd come talk to me, at least now we'll be able to understand each other!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg1YAbq8gb8]
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>>25338608
>implying chicks who look like this aren't out snorting coke on the regular and banging chads instead of shit like this
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>you will never be fifteen years old and living in a lower-middle class suburb of 1980s Minneapolis and eat your dinner quickly and then kiss your mom and put on your leather jacket your folks bought you for christmas since all your friends had already gotten one, and cycle quickly through the streets at night, leaning forward over the handlebars, and meet your friends in the empty car park at the mall and cycle together to the abandoned house where kids from your school have started hanging out on the weekends, and after standing there moving somewhat awkwardly to New Order's 'Temptation' for several minutes go to sit on the wooden steps of the back porch overlooking an overgrown garden and have your qt crush come out and hand you a beer, but realize neither of you like the taste and stand up and both throw your cans as far as you can into the vacant lot in the distance then decide to bail and cycle quickly through the streets, looking back at her cycling behind you then letting her get ahead, then go to your house where your parents have already left to visit your bi-polar brother in Milwaukee and sit on the roof outside your bedroom window using your jackets as blankets and talking and laughing while staring at the stars
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg]
>you will never live in a small suburb on the outskirts of Fort Wayne, Indiana and volunteer to coach some of the younger kids as part of your school's swim team outreach program and stand by the pool's side in shorts and a white shirt with the team logo on it in light blue and blow the whistle to signal a change of pace or a different stroke and have your buddy help out too and have the girl you have known no more intimately than your shared shyness and tendency to withdraw has allowed over the past couple of years tutor some of the girls on the other side of the pool who are preparing for a tournament next month and finally finish the hour and have the kids climb out and say see ya and hurry to change and meet their parents in the parking lot outside and walk out there yourself after showering and drying and thank your friend for the offer of a ride home but that you have your bike and have him say oh okay that's cool I'll see you next Monday and say sure thing and begin walking across the parking lot during late summer with the sky stretched and dark pink and the tall parking lot lights creating four faint shadows from every static object around you and hear your qt crush call out your name from behind and ask if you're walking home and say well yeah I guess and have her run over while holding the strings to her small backpack with its elasticated opening that gets tighter the more you pull on the strings and a baseball hat over her wet hair which is tied into a ponytail and walk to a nearby pizza place and lock your bike outside and sit in a window seat in the near-empty restaurant eating and talking and gradually acting more relaxed and goody and have her wrinkle her eyes and rest her forehead on the back of her hands resting on the table and roll he forehead back and forth while laughing at what you're saying and fail to register that it's gotten late and that your families will be wondering where you both are
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL5wDCKIGNw]
I ain't reading that shit, nigga, keep it short and sweet.
Mate.
Go outside, mate.
Is it the same OP everytime??? Youre one dedicated faggot
>"Would you like to hold hands for a while Anon? Sorry to ask, it's just I know you're kinda uncomfortable with people showing you affection. Hey, thanks, my hands are so cold. Gosh yours are warm as hell, what the hell! That's not fair! Ok now I insist we hold hands all the way home!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6xrLkWr4fo]
>"Thanks for looking after me this week Anon. I'm sorry for being so poorly. I promise I'll be all better again after a good sleep. I hope you know how much I appreciate having you in my life Anon. I really do love you you know."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dy04fWE1KY]
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>"Hi anon! Are you coming to the poetry reading today? Jack Prelutsky's going to be there! I-I'm also going to be reading a poem. What's it about? Well if you'd come, you'd find out! It'd mean a lot to me for you to hear this poem, Anon..."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AsNmVzHeN2I
>>25339512
>Is it the same OP everytime??? Youre one dedicated faggot
if it's one thing you can expect from true arcanine robots, it's a stalker-like dedication.
>>25339512
he's been posting these threads on /mu/ since 2012
>"What book are you reading Anon? Is it good. What's it about. No really, I'm interested. I like learning about new stuff from you. I think you're an interesting person."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFL8TGHPr_0]
>"Oh no, I brought lunch with me. But if you want you could go grab something and we could eat together. I usually eat in the cemetary down the street. I know it's a little weird but it's nice and quiet and nobody ever goes there. It's all overgrown and stuff, it's sorta sad I guess. But I like it. Well, let me know and I can show you some places nearby where you can get something to eat."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPyMjOnjAfA]
