If your parents never married or are divorced then you're not really a person.
>>25336714
I... I'm not really a person then ? What does that mean ?
>>25337726
It means you're an illegitimate bastard child.
Does your personhood get revoked if they were divorced later in life?
>>25337741
What can I do about that ?
Do I get to rule the night watch and betray my oat to be murdered by my men then?
>>25336714
My parents are married and have been since before my birth, but I still turned out a failure of a person. That's because my father is a spineless beta, so I never had a strong father figure. This is also why my parents are still married in the first place. My mother is a total bitch and if my father wasn't so spineless, he would have divorced her long ago.
>>25337767
Nothing. You'll always be trying to prove yourself, but you can't escape your filthy lineage.
>>25337751
Indeed it does. You aren't even really a person until one of your parents dies while they're married.
>>25337816
>it's me daddy's fault I'm a useless piece of shit
classic
>>25338151
>the way one is raised doesn't affect how they turn out
classic
>>25336714
>If your parents never married or are divorced then you're not really a person.
Top kek. I wonder if people realize half the threads on this board are bait.
Sweet, my parents were married for 50 years until my dad died. I'm a real boy! :D
My parents are happily married and have been for 30 years but I was a test tube baby. What about that OP?
We are all bastards of bastards
Cavemen never married.
>>25338196
>I am literally incapable of self-direction and change
classic
>>25338297
Your mother is a test tube. Are the tube and your father married? There's your answer.
>If your parents never divorced you're not a real robot
ftfy
>2016
>falling for the marriage meme
shiggy
>>25338151
>Tfw My dad told me all of my childhood to turn the other cheek
Thanks dad, great advice.