Why don't more Robots drive? It's the best way to piss off normies by following the law
>Go 5 under the speed limit
>Everyone gets pissed the fuck off
It's great. It's the speed limit, not the number you have to go 10 over.
>>25336055
>wasting neetbux on a normiemobile and normiepetroleum
>>25336121
>normiemobile
I fucking love you guys
>>25336121
Epic winrar
>>25336055
>be driving the exact speed limit 55mph on the right lane of a highway
>normies get pissed and try to pass you if you aren't going 70mph
>said highway is notorious from normies getting into wrecks
>>25336055
because i hate driving slowly
i wanna go fast, vroom vroom
>>25336121
Seriously though, a car is a financial black hole. It's a lot of money for little gain.
>>25336691
Yup, may aswell ween yourself off your own car now for when Green regulations come in that make owning a car even more stupidly expensive to own than they already are.
>>25336658
gotta gotta gotta go fast
>Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Gotta go fast, gotta go fast,
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
Movin' at speed of sound (make tracks)
I'm the Quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location,
Without any explanation, no time for relaxation!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think,
Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go!
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
Sonic, he's on the run!
Sonic, he's number one!
Sonic, he's comin' next,
So watch out... For Sonic X!
Gotta go fast (Sonic!), gotta go fast (Sonic!),
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X,
Gotta go faster!
Gotta go fast!
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster,
Sonic X!
Ending version
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
Movin' at speed of sound (make tracks)
Quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location,
Sonic, he's on the run!
Sonic, he's comin' next,
So watch out... For Sonic X!
So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X,
Gotta go faster!
Gotta go fast!
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster,
Sonic X!
driving is scary i cant do it
i dont even have my license
>>25336691
They're not for investing in.
>>25336615
>speed limit on a highway
>>25336055
You're not pissing one off, anon-kun. Normally the slow drivers are the first ones to die. Stats don't lie. So do what you do :)
>>25336691
>mrw when I buy a $500 shitbox, drive it for 2 years until a falls apart then buy another shitbox... rinse repeat.
Car's aren't houses, anon. They don't give your investment back.
Get the fuck out of the way assholes, you guys are why my mom is always late to pick me up from the therapist.
>>25336615
>speed limit
>highway
this is why robots dont drive because they're too dumb to ass their fucking tests
>>25337525
>>25337926
What kind of third world shithole do you guys live in where there isn't a speed limit on the highway?
>>25337525
>>25337926
Not him, but where do you guys live? All highways in my area have speed limits, is this shit exclusive to Clappistan?
>>25336121
You forget the biggest money drain, norminsurance
I'm a Robot and it pisses me off when people don't drive at least the speed limit or 5 over in the left lane.
I just want to get back home to my cave asap.
>>25337980
>>25337985
not the guy who you replied to, but apparently there are no speed limits on german highways
>>25336615
This is how you get shot in the states.
>mfw driving the speed limit on a residential road
>guy in an suv tailgating me with his brights on
>Approach a 2 lane road that opens up for a km and merges back to a single again
>he attempts to overtake
>I floor it
>we're side by side doing 120 on a 50km zone
>brief eye contact, I've got the biggest shit eating grin while he looks pissed
>He's forced to go behind me again.
>>25337620
Deal with it.
The inside of my car is comfy
>>25338032
It's the speed limit. Not required speed. It's like saying "you should always have a BAC of 0.49 while driving, and be at the legal alcohol limit".
>>25336691
Cars are the fucking worst. Not only are they ridiculously expensive, they're such a pain in the ass.
I moved close to work where I can walk for everything I need, and it improved my life so much.
If you're going to be a robot, use the few advantages of being one.
>>25338206
>Visiting America
>Oh that's the speed limit, I don't want to break the law so I'll go a bit under it
>Drive around
>Get shot
>>25337529
Slow drivers are the ones most likely to survive an accident. Basic physics doesn't lie anon
My government sells me a year-long bus pass for $40 and I can use all the public transit in the province.
Why would you even get a car? The only reason I can see is if you live wayyyy out in the country but even then my shitty little town of under 10k still has a comprehensive bus system.
